Who's He When He's At Home

Are you the sizzle that you sold
Are you the man she thought she married
At the end of the Rainbow isn't always gold
Somewhat glitters more like Gary

Gandhi was handy making history
But did you know that he was obsessed by his ennui
Rumours grew legs about Oscar Pistorius
and Jake the Peg was really Rolf Harris

Who's he when he's at home
Who's she when she's at home
Who are we when were alone
Who's he when he's alone

It was something my mother said
every time that I made the suggestion
that someone was the best thing since sliced bread
But really it's a universal question

Who's he when he's at home
Who's she when she's at home
Who are we when were alone
Who's he when he's at home

This time it's different, He's a real man
She's not like my wife she really understands me
I'm a good judge of personality I'm rarely wrong
Perception is reality I read that in a book by Lance Armstrong

Who's he when he's at home
Who's she when she's at home
Who are we when were alone
Who's he when he's at home

One night as I was leaving the house
My mum whispered out the side of her mouth
She said who are you trying to be tonight
Well after all these years I've still got no reply