Hello, Nice To Meet You

[REBECCA]
Hello, nice to meet you
You've been inside of me

[GREG]
Hello, nice to meet you
You broke my heart

[REBECCA, spoken]
Aaaw

[REBECCA & GREG, sung]
Pleased to make your acquaintance, stranger
I've spent many years processing my anger
Wouldn't know what to say to the person I knew
But it's nice to meet you

[GREF, spoken]
Oh, ma'am, your baguette!

[REBECCA, sung]
It's funny, you remind me of this guy
Whom I labeled as toxic

[GREG]
Yeah, in a certain light you look like
This girl who screwed my best friend

[REBECCA, spoken]
Ugh, she sounds like a b*tch

[GREG, spoken]
Yeah, she kinda was

[REBECCA & GREG, sung]
We've met before
But I really can't place it

[GREG]
Oh, was it that time
We ate pizza naked?

[REBECCA]
Right! That night was sick
I ate sauce off your --

[GREG]
Yes, and that burned

[REBECCA, spoken]
Ouch

[REBECCA & GREG]
It's nice to meet you

I mean is anyone we meet
Really that new to us
We're all the same species
That grew in a uterus

[REBECCA]
A kiss is a kiss

[GREG]
But to be fair
It's not every day your Doc asks
"How did sauce get in there?"

[REBECCA]
Hello, nice to meet you
You seem really cool

[GREG]
Hello, nice to meet you
I am indeed really cool

[REBECCA & GREG]
If you have a message
For my doppelganger
I'm happy to pass it
Along as a favor

[GREG]
Tell her I have her scrunchie

[REBECCA]
I still have his coat

[GREG]
Tell her she kissed good

[REBECCA]
Tell him I have notes

[GREG, spoken]
Ouch

[REBECCA, sung]
Tell him it's sad
That he had to hide

[GREG]
Tell her arrabbiata
Is not for inside

[REBECCA]
Tell him I'm sorry

[GREG]
Tell her I am too

[REBECCA & GREG]
Now that's settled
It's nice to meet you
It's nice to meet you
In various meet cutes
It's nice to meet you