You Need a Woman Like Me

Listen, here, papa, if you're losin' your mind
Don't worry about that no-gooder all the time
If we was together, how happy we'd be!
I need you and you need me

You don't need no plumber
'Cause I can stop your leak
You don't need no police
For I can walk your beat
You don't need no taxi
I can ride you every day
And when you get to your destination
You don't have to pay

And if your gal refuse you
Start buzzin' like a honey bee!
Don't worry about your sugar
I'd gladly let you sting me!

You don't need no pretender
Daddy, can't you see?
You don't want no fooler
You need a mama like me!

Now, if your gal refuse you
Start buzzin' like a honey bee!
Don't worry about your sugar
I'd gladly let you sting me!

Now, you don't need no pretender
Oh, daddy, can't you see?
You don't want no fooler
You need a mama like me!

And if you punch me, I'll punch you right in bed!
Don't let it excite you, honey, and go straight to your head
You may be old, dumb and cold, and been that way for many years
But, honey, I can make you climb a hill, and never shift a gear
If the hill's too steep to walk, crawl on your knees!
'Cause I can satisfy you, papa, if you'll promise me!
Now, let me get you told, you dirty son of a gun!
If I can't get the whole hog, mama don't really want none!

You don't need no pretender
Oh, baby, can't you see?
Now, you don't need fooler
You need a mama like me!