I Know A Girl

Velma: Can you imagine? I mean can you imagine?
Do you beleive it? I mean do you believe it?
I know a girl who always lands on top
You could put her face into a pale of slop
and she'd come out smelling like a rose
How she does it heavan knows.
Journalist: Hold on now everybody she's coming out now!
Well Doctor is she or isnt she?
Velma: She is.
Doctor: She is!!
Velma: I know a girl who has so much luck.
She could get run over by a two ton truck
and brush herself off and walk away
how she does it couldn't say.
Billy Flynn: Now would you swear to that statement in court?
Doctor: Oh yeah!
Billy: Good now button your fly.
Velma: Whilst I....on the other hand put my face into a pail of slop
and i will smell like a pail of slop.
I on the other hand get run over by a truck and i am deader than a duck.
Roxie: Please leave the two of us alone so that we can rest.
Velma: Hmmm the two of us..
Can you imagine? I mean can you imagine?
Reporter: Can i have one last picture?
Roxie: Sure anything for the press.
Velma: uch, can you believe it'I mean can you believe it?
Roxie: My dear little baby
Velma: " My dear little baby"
Roxie: My sweet little baby
Velma: " My sweet little baby!"
Oh come on i give you baby, baby, butta butta!!
Roxie: Look at my baby and me.