Jackass in a Can

[Squire 1]
Well, another party for the fancy folk that get to bathe once a month. Oh, that reminds me: Did you hear about the knight that got off his high horse?
[Galavant]
No
[Squire 1]
Me neither!
[Squire 2]
Knights suck
[Galavant]
They're not all that bad are they?
[Squire 3]
Sure, they are
[Squire 4]
Worse even
[Squire 4]
Your average knight in armor, he's utterly the pits
[Squire 3]
His ego's so humungous, his helmet barely fits
[Squire 4]
He wears two tons of padding and thinks he's quite the man
[Squire 2]
He's nothing but a jackass in a fancy metal can
[All Squires]
A jackass in a can
There's nothing worser than
Some high and mighty jackass in a can
(All spit in their cups)
[Squire 1]
(spoken)
My master hasn't had a sip of his port without my spit in it in years. I got him cravin' it now. I gave him two months without it, he said it didn't taste right
[Squire 2]
So, what about your knight? Is he as bad as ours?
[Galavant]
Uh, yeah, sure
There's all that fame and glory
[Squire 1]
The smell, though? Not so great
[Galavant]
And then those big, long lances
[Squire 3]
Yeah, to overcompensate
[Galavant]
The glamor and swagger
[Squire 1]
Yeah, I'm not really a fan
[Galavant]
He's quite--
[Squire 2]
A major dillweed?
[Galavant]
In a fancy metal can
[Squires and Galavant]
A dillweed in a can
There's nothing lamer than
A condescending dillweed in a can
[Squire 1]
And who does all the planning
[Squire 2]
Yeah, and who does all the work
[Galavant]
True
[Squire 4]
Who gets no vacation
[Squire 3]
Not one pay raise, not one perk
[Galavant]
Good point
[Squire 2]
Whose third rate insurance comes without a dental plan
[Galavant]
Your average, humble squire
[All]
And not the meathead in the can
That jerkface in a can
There's nothing sadder than
[Galavant]
Some over muscled, chauvinistic
Self indulgent, egotistic
Stingy, prissy, narcississy
[All]
Jackass in a can!
[Galavant]
Oh, my God. That's me