The Denzel Benzel Cypher 5

[Verse 1: Mr. Barber]
Yo, I'm mofucking Sadam Hussad
I commit terrorism a lot
To stop Bob the Builder's stupid idiotic fucking idiot ass
I'm gonna laugh
With your entire family on display on the moon
Stop complaing little shithead, change your tune
What is this? Tuna fish? Tuna salad? Tuna two
Kaotik Klique, I wants to sex the boobs
Why the fuck is Craig always a stupid fucking idiotic idiot stupid fucking ass
I'll hit this stupid motherfucker, I'm gonna kill him
I'm gonna fucking kill him, I'm gonna kill him

[Verse 2: Al Gore]
Hello everybody, my name is Al Gore
I'm back again, my name is Al Gore
I got some more merchandise for you, my name is Al Gore
I'm Al Gore, hello everybody
I'm gonna stab you in the neck with an Al Gore t-shirt with a pen wrapped inside of it
It's a knife named Al Gore
It is my best friend in the world
Heheh, my name is Al Gore
I just name thing after myself, I name everything after myself
You want my t-shirt written on your t-shirt?
Yeah I can do that for a dollar or two
Yeah, okay, my name is Al Gore
Al Gore three, Al Gore four

[Verse 3: mentally unstable guy]
Suck some nuts, man (repeated)

[Verse 4: A Fucking Klondike Bar]
Write a sermon about sermons, I like Germans - burn them
I'm worth five sheckles, purchase
Buy me myself, I have a lot of wealth but I'm poor
If you look at me, what happened to my forehead?
I'm trying to ride my horse, I broken leg
Oh yeah baby, watch me have sweg
I'm kicking negs in the face
My skin is covered in smeg
My balls wear headphones around my leg
Cut off the circulation to your forehead, 4head
Shattered plate, I'm jumping on you like your name is Goomba and my name is Goomba but my name is also Mario, woohooh, yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Punching the shit out of a box

[Verse 5: Guy Impersonating A Car]
(guy impersonating a car)

[Verse 6: wifebeatmane]
Ameer Vann is back and so am I, uh (beat women)
I'm playing them wagies, stack those welfare bucks
While gambling and raping move weight in the chevy
My life is scary like logic's black half, nigga (black people stuff)
I've stolen a truck, nigga
My woman is not a nigga
But I bruised her so much
Nigga, she call for help like "bruh"
Violent with her, it's nothing sexy (black crime stats)
Eminem said monkey Migos
0% flexing, 100% racism (real rap)
I'll do an illegal
They won't get me, nigga, you don't get it
It's Wifebeezy in an empty room
Who gon' see me when I take the tools (crime)
It's, like, easy to do crime things and niggas will hear my new EP soon

[Verse 7: John Fortnite]
I'm John Fortnite, I'm not Fortnite
Me and Epic Games have no goddamn connection (these)
I like short guys- no, no, I mean short women
I'm straight and I'll show you with this knife
I don't bend, I cannot bend, I'm very not flexible
I hate Ben, I fucking hate Ben, he's impregnable
This motherfucker's head looks like a goddamn testicle
Oh, all these fucking beaners can go back to Mexico

[Verse 8: Explosion]
(explosion)

[Verse 9: Chuck Bronson]
Bronson, taste the Bronson
The Bronson will rob and shoplift
The Bronson craves a bomb shit
The Bronson's bald and caustic
Launching artillery at those other people
Smother people, colour every slug to keep track of everybody I've shot at, CHILD CARE
Action Bronson steps into the field and smashes all along
Magic Johnson steps into the field and passes the bald the ball
Any cost, I can cover it, I got stacks of cash all up the walls
The Don of the Mob, the baldest of all
I splash when taking a bath cause it's entertaining
And grab the rubber ducky and shoot it when I see my reflection
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Woah, I see myself

[Verse 10: slastic]
Oh crap, the beat's started - if you're listening, you are Paul
Hello Paul, I am the Paul, hello - I am from Nepal
The- I live in Palau, the plow is coming for me
Help, as the agricultural segment is slowly taking over the world
I have turned into a turret, World of Warcraft
How to make a fan, fan blowing onto the sedan
The Stan from Eminem's fan is grand inside of a slam
That's why it makes a gram cracker crumble
I had to breathe there so I know, I know so I'd have to now
So now there is a mic, Mike Ritt writ his mic
Rittz, Rittz? More like realtime for real, it's real DNA
DNA likes Rittz, Rittz likes crackers
Crackers and DNA get along very well, that was kinda racist doe
Fortnite salty, DNA salty Fortnite

[Verse 11: Brussel Genitalia]

[Interlude:]
Like, oh, you got a little penis
(Long
PenisMan)
You're a cheese head
You got a block of cheese on your fucking head
You are a block of cheddar, what you on about

[Verse 12: Long
PenisMan]
(some bullshit)

[Verse 13: cletus]
Back in the 1600's, we had nothing but horses to ride
Nowadays you can buy a car and shoot a couple of black guys
When did I get married? I can't really recall that one
Mother Mary is most definiteley not my wife cause I'm her son
I pull up in a tank and blow them all into motherfucking pieces
I can't stand the way they play the goddamn music so loud
Some of them motherfuckers came over and stole my goddamn Cheez-Its
They don't know how the hell I get down

[Verse 14: Fury]
BRAD
ALEX
TRASH GAME
PEPEGA, WEEB
DIE JEW IT WAS STOP MOTION
AS FREIRAS DE SUA CAPELA DIRIAM OUTRA COISA
MARMITA DE PORCO MENOR QUE TRÉS
PATATI E PATATA JAMAICANOS
PALHACO
JAMAICAN PATITI AND PATATA
WTF KKKKKKKKKKKKKK
OMEGALUL
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I HOPE IT DIES
WTF? VOCE TEM COR DE MERDA E ACHA INCRIVEL

[Verse 15: Shaggy]
Like, there's a demon, man, there's a demon coming towards me
He's coming to get me, he's gonna rip my flesh apart
Like he's gonna slam me into the ground and break my spine
He's gonna tie me to four horses and yank them all in the ass
He's gonna attatch nipples to my electrical wires
He's gonna burn me on the face of the sun
He's gonna knock me into orbit
He's gonna grip me by my arms and have me sucked into a black hole
I'm gonna be ripped apart by the sheer gravitational force
He's gonna shove unimaginable food down my stomach until I explode
I'm gonna fucking burst me, please stop
I'm gonna go on Reddit and get insulted

[Verse 16: Teeth Doctor]
(lyrics unknown)

[Verse 17: pill]
(lyrics unknown)

[Verse 18: Malfatto]
Bop
I broke out of containment
I'm ready for the world and I got plenty of that wayment
Rock, that's right: I put you in the pavement
What you want to do besides my medical enslavement
Lob, that pretty much explains it
A little tree and pixel art are funny to the claimant
Stop, you gonna step up on a caveman
I don't know if he would like Liinkoln CBT
Flow switch like my nigga UCT, you see me, Fousey T to the V
Where I'm at in the Boujie Boosty Seat
The clues be blue in the soothing sea
I'm losing key, you fucking lost
I treat the plague at any cost
For all that I care you can suck some nuts

[Verse 19: GaminNRap]
I have a pen, I have a apple
Uh! Apple-Pen!
I have a pen, I have pineapple
Uh! Pineapple-Pen!
Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen
Uh! Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen
Gotta be glued to the back of the missile for it to happen
In the capital of a guy impersonating a car and I stab in a car that is by prime, aye
It is civil to and illegal to get a flea and hit em again
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen

[Verse 20: Man of Pot]
Aqua d'or, that's a water door
With some sparkles whore, man, I've been store worn
Living up in the morgue and I've been hoping to get some head
Maybe I could save myself by buying myself a shed
Crapping up in the backstreet, laughing at black sheep
No but really, man, I really hate black sheep
That's not a racist remark, dude, I'm jumping through parks
Parental advisory recommended
Sitting on the toilet and I feel ascended
And I could actually be accurate and occurring in disturbances
I'm murking all your door hinges and sucking on your oranges
I'm eating all your porridge and fucking up your mortgages
Feeling dependent on another dentist thong
Stop it, that's not funny so why is this still a song
You know what would be epic? Ending this shit with a gong