Big Boy George

[Intro]
So Ben, you're gonna rek George?
You better destroy him
I'm expecting some good stuff

[Verse 1]
*cough* What's up it's ya boy ben
Bout to lay down some lines like you know them
You scared? I can see the sweat dripping
You're dead, just like fresh meat in a bullpen
Or are these lines too hard for you to understand
Puzzling your brain just so hard it cannot withstand
Get your mum to help with the hard maths
Squaring the root turning you into a psychopath
Just don't start crying now, leaky eyes, disavow
Don't hide it or we'll trace it, like the spirit did to Jessabelle
Muscle mass just isn't gonna help you now
Big boy George being beaten with the know-how
But don't worry now, I'll take it slow for you
Get a chair, put on your glasses for a better view
This is unmissable, no reruns, repeats
Just relax and prepare for some defeat

[Pre-Chorus]
I can see you, thinking you're the best
Running round this place with your hair on your chest
You're just primitive, basic arithmetic
George of the jungle without the initiative
Yeah, big muscles and a big brain
Pop out the cork, celebrate, have some champagne
Dream your fantasy, I'll be in the real world
Winning this game, indomitable, undeterred

[Chorus]
Big Boy Crofts he's gonna come down
Fake muscles, fake power, looking like a ghost town
Thinking he's a tough boy, better know your place
This isn't a competition, this is a rat race
Big Boy Crofts he's gonna come down
Fake muscles, fake power, looking like a ghost town
This is just a chess game, and you are now in check
Make your little baby track, go and get your tape deck

[Break]
Damn Ben you're destroying him
I don't get how you even come up with this stuff
I've no idea how George is going to come back from this
I think he's too scared
Agreed, I mean he won't even climb, he's weak
He needs his mum to help him with everything
So Ben, are you finishing there?

No way!

[Verse 2]
You think I've finished up, I've just started
Your breathing may be deep and you're feeling heavy hearted
Alleviate your wounds, get your bandages ready
Your demise is coming soon, and I will not be going steady
You can fight back, even with your actions empty
Just be sure, I will beat you 19 out of 20
Save for one, that win'll be dumb luck
Don't get angry if you lose, you're getting mad as Donald Duck
You're getting goofy now, animation disallow
Your outbursts are improper, pulling faces like a mad cow
Or maybe pigeons right? Wandering without a stride
Persistently annoying, illustrating your so useless life
Overwhelmed by self-accreditation
But didn't tick the boxes, didn't check the occupation
Mentality so weak anything will overwhelm it
These lyrics hit so hard you'll even need to wear a helmet

[Pre-Chorus]
Big man George just tryna not be stressed
It's hard when you're the opposite of ‘had best'
Reverse the aspects of the famous George Clooney
Look at what you're left with, the inverse of a Goonie
Another Captain Kidd, now just without the crew
Sailed away, thinking of a second breakthrough
Think you're honest? Self-deception has occurred
Your ship has burnt down, there's no returning to your work

[Chorus]
Big Boy Crofts he's gonna come down
Fake muscles, fake power, looking like a ghost town
Thinking he's a tough boy, better know your place
This isn't a competition, this is a rat race
Big Boy Crofts he's gonna come down
Fake muscles, fake power, looking like a ghost town
No running, no hiding, just recognize your fate
There's no escaping this, you are now in checkmate

[Outro]