Fluffy Pupp

Well, I spent last night trying to dump my girl
She was clinging to my leg like an old sick turd

I said your tits are too small
And your legs are too short
You're about as hot as Mork from Ork
I can't hear my records when you sit on my face
And then she mouths off in front of my mates

(But you told me that you loved me) I never fucking did
(You used to bring me flowers) Shut your fucking grid
(You acted dead sweet and you called me fluffy pup)
You can cook you can fuck you can do the washing up
Now I've had enough, come on fuck off
Get stuffed

Well I took her outside, and we started chatting
I said tell the boys that and I'll kick your twat in
Piss off to your mother's 'cause I've had enough
Say another word, get a boot up your cunt
You're spotty and your ugly and you smell like Billingsgate
And then she mouths off in front of my mates...

(But you told me that you loved me) I never fucking did
(You used to bring me flowers) Shut your fucking grid
(You acted dead sweet and you called me fluffy pup)
You can cook you can fuck you can do the washing up
Now I've had enough, come on fuck off
Get stuffed

I stormed off 'cause I was throwin' craze
I went to the chip truck
With one foot in the grave
She got a seven foot dad, Well just about
And he was going to rip my liver out
I said here you are grandad
Your turn to hold her
There's half a pint of gravy and a chip on my shoulder...

(But you told me that you loved me) I never fucking did
(You used to bring me flowers) Shut your fucking grid
(You acted dead sweet and you called me fluffy pup)
You can cook you can fuck you can do the washing up
Now I've had enough, come on fuck off
Get stuffed

I said you can cook you can fuck you can do the washing up
Now I've had enough, come on fuck off
Get stuffed