We Don't Eat Anymore

[Chorus]

We don't eat anymore
We don't eat anymore
We don't eat anymore
‘Cause my dad is broke
We don't eat anymore
What was all of it for
We don't eat anymore
‘Cause my dad is broke
Take it away Racc
Tell us why our dads are broke

[Verse 1]

You heard the man, yeah
We can't fucking eat anything
Cause our dads are broke as shit
You wanna know what mine did last week?
He fuckin went to the casino and he blew his mortgage
All on the slot machine
Kept saying he was gonna get triple 7's
Never happened
I was there I was standing right behind him

I'm not even allowed to be in the casino
But I was in there anyways
And I was just watching him spend my fucking allowance
We got home and I said
“Dad I'm hungry, can I have something to eat?”
He opened the freezer; he threw out one of the ice trays filled with ice cubes
And he said “Here you go eat this, son”
I said
“Are you fucking kidding me?
You think I'm gonna get a dinner outta this? Fuck outta here dad
You broke bitch

How about you actually go out and y'know
Stop sitting on your ass all day
Smoking pot and actually go get a job
And make a difference in the world
You- lazy sack of shit”
He looks right back at me and he says
“Son I can't do that you know I'm autistic”
And I said “Then why the fuck did you have kids in the first place”
And he said “because I wanted something to rest my feet on you dumb bitch
Now get on the ground and crouch over.”
Take it away Azn

[Verse 2]

I just ate a cup full of fucking dirt
From my motherfucking backyard
I'm trying to grow some fucking pumpkins
Outta my ass
Even after all this time I still wonder
Why my dad is broke
I don't know why we fuckin' eat ice all day
Don't wanna know
How much cake you're eating tonight
The way I did before
I overdosed on all this fucking dirt I ate
I'm just jampacking it into my mouth
Oh it's such a shame

[Chorus]

We don't eat anymore
We don't eat anymore
‘Cause my dad is broke
We don't eat anymore
What was all of it for
We don't eat anymore
‘Cause my dad is broke
Take it away my brother Racoon

[Verse 3]

One day I decided I'd finally had enough of this shit
And I was gonna get up off my ass
And I was gonna get job myself
And I was gonna pay for our bills instead of him
And uh well I got a job at Domino's pizza
And I came home after the first week
With my very first paycheck
And I felt so proud
Just the biggest of grins sweeping across my face
As I clutched that check in my hand
And I walked through the front door of my house
And my dad was looking at me and he said
“Alright son cough it up”

And I said
“What the fuck are you talking about
This is my money”
And he said
“There's a horse race down the block
I need to bet on one of the horses
Alright? I'll win our mortgage back
That I lost at the casino”
So foolishly, I gave him the check
And I said
“Alright, dad; this is everything I've worked for in the past week
You blow this... I'm gonna blow you alright?
Just like I ate your ass at the car wash last week”
He says “Alright you got it son.”

We go to the horse race
We're in the bleachers
We're cheering em on
He bets all of this money on one horse
The horses come out and we see all of them and the one that he bet on has 3 legs
I turn to him and I say
“You fucking retard, you didn't look at the horses before they came out of the stables?”
And he says

“No
I just bet on 7 ‘cause 7 is my lucky number.”
So we watch that horse
It tries to run
It just fuckin' falls over
The second they fire the gun
In the air
It's just writhing on the ground
Trying to run sideways not making any progress
Finally the referee comes over and just pops a cap in the horse's head and puts it out of its misery

My dad's a fucking dumbass
Why the fuck would you bet on a 3 legged horse

[Chorus]

We don't eat anymore
We don't eat anymore
We don't eat anymore
Cause my dad bet on a fucking 3 legged horse
We don't eat anymore
What was all of it for
We don't eat anymore
Cause we bet on a
Disabled ass fucking horse
Disabled horse
We don't eat anymore