Never Trust A Documentary

Give me 90 minutes in
A dark room with you
I'll paint you one side
Of the story till you're blue
I'll make you believe
Things you never thought were true
I'll never lie but I know
Just the things to do

Everybody knows since Columbine
This is where the cash cow's at
Who cares if it's true or not
The converted will show up
To be preached to once again
Like the good little left-wing
Sheep they are

Anyone can almost always
Almost make you almost believe
Almost anything
Believe me, I almost believed
This was true

Think for yourself
Never trust a documentary

Everybody knows since Fahrenheit
This is where the cash cow's at
Who cares if it's true or not
The converted will show up
To be preached to once again
Like the good little
Left-wing sheep they are
Clutching $12.30 in their little
Uni student hands