Minor Celebrities

We're minor celebrities
Cause that's what we're made for
We're minor celebrities
When we're at Macquarie
We're minor celebrities
As high school teachers
We're minor celebrities
Yeah we come here too

There's a small-town feeling
Whenever I go there
'Cause I will be recognised
By at least four people

I can't go bra shopping
Cause someone will see me
I'll see my Year 8 girls
Down in the changeroom

Oh my god Hi Miss
Their smiles are beaming
I love to see them smile
But it gets on my nerves too

We're minor celebrities
Cause that's what we're made for
We're minor celebrities
When we're at Macquarie
We're minor celebrities
As high school teachers
We're minor celebrities
Yeah we come here too

Sometimes I go there
I think I saw no one
Then later they see me
They say that the saw me
Why didn't they say hi
Say Hi in the first place
It's really annoying
It's really annoying

I go to Macquarie
Much less and less lately
I know the girls mean well
But it kind of bugs me
But I shouldn't say that
'Cause they smile so widely
I make jokes with them like
You girls make it harder and harder for me to meet my drug dealer

We're minor celebrities
Cause that's what we're made for
We're minor celebrities
When we're at Macquarie
We're minor celebrities
As high school teachers
We're minor celebrities
Yeah we come here too