Don't Steal Becuase The Government Hates Competition

"Are you guys shoplifting?"
"Four finger discount dude."
"Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark!"
"Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha!"

Yeah!

Woah...
It's five to twelve or far too late,
Woah...
Thanks for your purchase, next consumer please,
How do you want to pay? Credit card or cash!
No matter, as long as you stuff your money in their corrupt asses
And into the dirty industries of child labour...
For more western prosperity.

And the supermarkets grow like cancer, (Cancer!)
Out of the dead and infected ground (The ground!)
Of every captured country,
One by one, by one by...

Woah...
But 24 hour publicity terror,
Woah...
Sweetens the bitter taste of being
Bought and sold, abused and controlled,
Betrayed and delayed, oppressed and wasted away
In their factories.
For every single product they make, you think you need.

In a world turned upside down,
You have to be a thief to be a honest human.
You have to be a thief, you have to be a thief!
In a world turned upside down,
You have to be a thief to be a honest human.
You have to be a thief, you have to be a thief!

Woah...
I got their products in my pockets,
Woah...
But they ain't got my bucks. (My bucks!)
And the supermarkets grow like cancer,
Out of the dead and infected ground
Of every captured country,
One by one, by one by one.

Yeah! One... Yeah!

In a world turned upside down,
You have to be a thief to be a honest human.
You have to be a thief, you have to be a thief!
In a world turned upside down,
You have to be a thief to be a honest human.
You have to be a thief, you have to be a thief!