Castlevania II: Simon's Quest

Sitting at the plot of my mama and pop
When over my shoulder, she appeared and almost made my fucking heart stop
Seven years ago, I slain this blood sucker
Now I gotta find the pieces and fix this motherfucker?
Don't wanna die from the wounds of the last game
I'd like to save the day, make the curse go away
I mean, I'm feeling alright, except my back's in pain
I can't complain, grab my whip and claim the fame
It's the vampire slaughtering, holy watering Belmont
Heart collecting, wrecking the mansions, grabbing what I want
Zombies coming at me, better wear your helmot
Cause I'm quick to crack your skull and fucking clean your clock, c'mon

Shit, if you came to fuck around
Let me introduce your face to the ground
As I'm walking through the town
Liars and cheaters are all around
To the woods, bitch

Simon Belmont, the vampire slaughterer
Equipped with holy water and I got enough for all of ya
I'm calling you out, and I'm taking you down
And now I'm resurrecting this clown? Fuck!
Walking around with a manly strut
Got hearts in the bag, fucking leveling up
Dracula's ribs on my chest like its armor, punk
Thorn whip slapping bitches, I don't give a fuck, c'mon
It's getting late, I need to find a church
That's where I need to go for a rest when I'm hurt
I'm 'bout to enter the woods and take the werewolves' life
Oh no, shit! It's already night?

(Blah, blah, blah, horrible curse.)

Going through the woods down to Dracula's place
And I'm a-whipping Skeletons along the way
Running out of time, no time to waste
Got a bag of body parts strapped around my waist
Through the cemetery, holy water the walls
Walk down the stairs, straight through the halls
Put the five pieces of the corpse on the table
Nah, it ain't a fable, you ain't gonna be able
Resurrect and try fucking with me
Bitch, please

Though you have made it through
I put a curse on you
Your time is ending
You'll lie here with me
This is my destiny, I'll return

Jump and hit you in the fucking face a little bit
While you stand there, immobile, like a punk-ass bitch
This isn't fair, Simon, let me move, or some shit
Fuck you, motherfucker, taste the sting of my whip
Last time we had a battle, I looked away, and you bit
Shit, the time of your demise is bringing tears to my eyes
I beat the fucking game, but it wasn't in time
Your soul is coming with me, Simon, time to die
I'll be back in Super Castlevania, bitch, don't lie
Dead!

(Frickin' blah, blah, blah, light or something.)