Grumpy Cat Vs. Nyan Cat Rap Battle

Look up in the sky, not a bird, not a plane, just little old me
Nyan Cat's the name
Don't get it twisted son, been crushin cosmic pussy since life number one
I'm the first cat in space, won the cat space race
I'm here to cat bread you, have some wheat on your face
Don't get mad, have some skittles, (I just sharted)
Your face looks like a shitty cat version of Ron Swanson, you'll be forgotten, like the pubes danglin off of my johnson
You're big in real life but on youtube im HUGE! You can die tomorrow, i'll still get 80,000 views

What doesn't kill you, pisses me off. So i'm gonna be the one to fuckin finish the job
I eat, sleep, excrete and lick my paws. You fly through space, that's it? You should be hauling around Santa Claus
I'll eat you for breakfast and turn you into a nice turd, have you seen titanic
My favorite actor was the iceberg
I'm a celebrity, i'm in time magazine
The biggest name in pets, since, uh, mutherfucking Lassie
You're a try hard, I didn't even want fame
Kicking your ass, it's in my DNA

You're shorter than the pinky of Peter Dinklage, scratch that, more like Dinklage's Peter, going through shrinkage
You're still a virgin, my penis caused the Big Bang
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van
What's wrong Grumpy? Where's the other six dwarves
Celebrating your absence with coffee-flavored liqours
Your bout to get spade, I've got a flush, you down the toilet, your wack raps making me blush
I'll put you in a blender, I'll turn you to slush
TBH, you're not the first pussy i've crushed

Crush me with those ryhmes? You're batshit delirious
I had fun once, it was a traumatic expierience
Maybe I am smaller then a midgets frigid noodle, but at least i'm not some wanna-be toaster strudel
You ain't shit
You're ancient
You're 8-bit, Atari
Just quit, you wont get these 8 tits. (I'm sorry!)
Because the only reason you got to be that tasty was that your dad couldn't get pussy, so he sexed a pastry.