Lazy

[Intro: Seth Sentry]
Yeah, Seth and PEZ
Extremely lazy
I can't even be bothered doing this song, really
All right, f*ck it, look

[Verse 1: Seth Sentry]
I'm pretty certain I'm the laziest person I know
I sit at home in the day with the curtains all closed
Just burnin' a roach, watching Murder She Wrote
'Cause I lost the remote and to search for it's so hard
That I'd rather sit and work through the show
Till it's over, then it's Oprah, I prefer a good soap
f*ck it, I watch commercials and I purchase my phone
And then return it after thirty days dirty and broke
(You said, "No questions asked") I gotta leave these burgers alone
'Cause I've almost outgrown the only shirt that I own
Plus, I'm pretty sure that someone burgled my home (No?)
I swear I had a girlfriend and some furniture though
I'm broke, dope rapper murder a flow
But it's so much work to go rehearse for a show
sh*t, I used to do gigs and freestyle for two minutes
Lose interest and be in home in bed before the tune finished
Illusionist at work, I had it good
Just stand in one spot at a job and try to look stressed
Yep, and that's the key to success
Success sucks, mate, I couldn't give a f*ck less
I'm feeling the ceiling, I'm killin' these raps
I just wrote the punchlines and PEZ filled in the gaps
Perhaps it's a fact that if I napped less
I'd have more time to practice and make my raps fresh
Yeah, I'm lazy man, I say so, geez
But what they don't see is my skills up on Halo 3
All my friends think I'm straight OG
So I stay low-key and buy my games with a fake goatee
(Is that you, Seth?) Yeah, that's me
Lazy as f*ck, man, where's that weed?
(Seth Sentry) And I ain't gotta say no more
'Cause I'm bored, it's time to take this game off pause

[Chorus: Seth Sentry & PEZ]
(Man, you're lazy) Yeah, I know
(You're lazy) Yeah, I k... I know
(You're lazy) Shut the f*ck up, I'm telling you so
(Seth, you're lazy) Yeah, I know you already said it
So why you sweating me so much?
You're f*cking giving me a headache
(Man, you're lazy) Yeah, I know
(You're lazy) Yeah, I know
(f*cking lazy) Shut the f*ck up, I'm telling you so
(Seth, you're lazy) Yeah, I know you already said it
So why you sweating me so much?
You're f*cking giving me a headache

[Verse 2: PEZ]
Yeah, all right, I'm gonna give you all a pre-warning
The whole way through this verse I'm gonna keep yawning
I'm not tired, I'm not even uninspired
You see, this is me when I'm f*cking wired
I'll retire after making this song
'Cause I'd rather spend my day getting wasted on grog
Why? 'Cause I'm lazy, yep, my real age is eighty
I only look young 'cause I couldn't be bothered ageing
Or changing, I still wear a nappy like a baby
I'm waist deep in sh*t, still waiting for Mum to change me
("Mum, hurry up… this f*cking stinks
It's really unpleasant")
And when I'm having food
People always think I'm rude, or I'm paralysed
Or that there's something wrong with my appetite
'Cause I refuse to move
"Hey Dad, when you're finished cuttin' that
Do you think you could chew that too?"

[Chorus: Pez & Seth Sentry]
(You're lazy) Yeah, I know
(You're lazy) Yeah, I know
(You're lazy) Yeah, Seth, I said I f*cking know, mate
(PEZ, you're lazy) Yeah, I know you already said it
So why you sweating me so much?
You're f*cking giving me a headache
(Bro, you're lazy) Yeah, I know
(You're lazy) I f*cking know
(You're lazy) All right, mate, just give it a rest
(PEZ, you're lazy) Yeah, I know you already said it
So why you sweating me so much?
You're f*cking giving me a headache