The Good Stuff

[B.C.]
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel
More gorgeous than Rivendell
Ain't no red sand
We just storin' the piff and L
Cerberus will torture a Vorcha and kick a drell

And while I ain't sayin' fuck around on Liara
If I asked her to join me on my ship, then she oughta
Break your routine, Blue Queen, forget the Shadow Broker
Help me scam the shit out engineers who think they're good at poker

Cause that's the way we do it on the Normandy man
To past time between travels to the foreignest land
I mean planets
Yellow, maroon and green planets
Take the shuttle and bugs abducted my team
Damn it

When you're dead, you move quickly through the passage of time, Shiala
I ain't got time for more than half of you dimes, we ballas
Mostly good days, but crappy some times
In my quarters with my musical clock, craftin' a rhyme

[Kabuto]
Spoken
That was ill
Pretty good
Pretty good raps
Nice job

[B.C.]
Spoken
I should go

[Kabuto]
Spoken
Okay, maybe we'll talk later
Ha, ha
Now I will rap

Rapping
Combat is therapeutic
Kick back and smoke some Turians
And try not to think about that finger-pulling Turian
Oops, you did
Ha, ha, I tricked you
Quarian status

[B.C.]
What's that?

[Kabuto]
I am sick dude, duh

[B.C.]
Oh, right

[Kabuto]
Plus you can't see my face
Shitty rappers like the Vorcha, a cancerous race
And we are leaving earth chickens
Booze bar in their panties yo
They blue in the area
Asari Commando

That was bad...
Like Saren
Your girlfriend's nice
But she looks like a varren
Ay yo, stay out late
Get drunk, fight your parents
Life's a side quest but y'all like the errands
And we all like Shepards, only do what they do
So that we can sit around acting cool with a crew
But chillin', playin games that we copped for our omni-tool
Heroes are not commonly found like a mommy mule

[B.C.]
That was okay, though
Right Kabuto?

[Kabuto]
Yeah, of course
It was all good
That's the point of the song, to be all happy and playful

[B.C.]
Okay