The Candy Bar Poem
By John Valby (1989)
On album Compact Dirt Digital Ditties (1989), I'm Here for the Gang Bang! (2007)
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One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey
So he took his Miss Hershey behind the Powerhouse
On the corner of 5th Avenue and Clark
Where he there began to feel her Mounds
And that was an Almond Joy
Which definitely made his Tootsie Roll.
He let out a Snicker
As he slipped his Butterfinger up her Kit Kat
Which of course caused a Milky Way.
She screamed "Oh Henry"
As she squeezed his Peter Paul and Zagnuts and said
"You're better than the Three Musketeers".
So he took his Miss Hershey behind the Powerhouse
On the corner of 5th Avenue and Clark
Where he there began to feel her Mounds
And that was an Almond Joy
Which definitely made his Tootsie Roll.
He let out a Snicker
As he slipped his Butterfinger up her Kit Kat
Which of course caused a Milky Way.
She screamed "Oh Henry"
As she squeezed his Peter Paul and Zagnuts and said
"You're better than the Three Musketeers".
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