Illuminati Please

O yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo … makaflow

I'm sure you've heard my last hit song
It's the one that goes, I'm gonna burn you with my bong

Now that I am bigger than the fucking Drake, and I got Donald Trump's firm handshake
I've got more money than I can possibly need, now i'm coming at you, with full speed

I want to know if the moon landing is real
Or if Hitler is living in Brazil

Are there aliens on this planet, or maybe on the moon?
Do you know of are impending doom?

What do I have to do to get your attention?
Maybe kill a goat? Or slit my throat?

What do you think of this awesome pitch?
I'm already rich, rich like a bitch

I'm filling that criteria, and others to
I'm rapping and singing like the others do

I love how you're using Bieber as your slave
Making young girls, cave to your slave

Fuck I love you dudes, with you're all seeing eye
If you don't want me i'm gonna say bye bye

All I ever wanted was to be by your side
You don't know all the things I can provide

I can give you songs, songs that are great
Songs that you will never hate

If you hate my songs then you're a cunt
And I'm gonna burn you with my blunt

How can you even think that thought?
I'm rapping like fucking Sir Lancelot

Fuck you if you think my rap is bad
You're as fucking plane as a guy called Brad
If you don't be carefull amma fuck your dad
And you know that if I did that, I'll be glad

Amma kill a fool like you you drool
Then I trow you're corpse into a pool

What the fuck are you saying you little man
You're a pathetic, pewnie, piece of shit fan

I will never let you into our society
Just thinking of that scenario gives me anxiety

Holy shit you listen to me
Oh I mean, of course you listened to me

I'm sorry that I compared you to a guy named Brad
I'm sure you are a really rad lad

I really want you join your crew
To join your crew I'd blow you

I mean if that is what you want
I just wanted to be upfront

You think I would like your mouth, around my dick
Well in that case you would have to be extra quick

I mean I'm not gay, I hate gay men
And a worse name to call me would be Glenn

You're not an important person to us
You're not an important person

Plus if you joined our crusade it would be a downgrade
And plus the membership must be prepaid

I'm guessing you're not of royal descent
Or that your family is part of the top 1 procent

But even if I'm wrong on that, I would never take you in you're a fucking twat
Do you know why you're a fucking twat? I think it's because your mom's into scat

If the moon landing is real? I'll never tell
Are there aliens on this planet? You can go to hell

Do I know of our impending doom?
I definitely know of YOUR impending doom

Well okay if you're not gonna let me in
I'll rip your fucking foreskin

Then I'll kill your whole society
I'll kill you with variety

I'll kill your fucking cats and dogs
I'll even kill your pet frogs

I'll even kill your neighbor Steve
I'll kill him in a way that you would want believe

I'll hang him off the roof, with a noose around his hoof
Yes he's a fucking centaur, I have excellent proof

You did some experiments, on your neighboring goat
And now he's stuck as a centaur, without antidote

What the fuck are you thinking, you child-fucker!
I'll drown your kids, in a puddle of butter

I'm gonna find your family and murder them
Except your daughter, she's a fucking gem

I'm gonna rape your ugly old hamster
Then I'll give your 2-year old kid cancer

I'll shove my dick, up her tiny asshole
Until she doesn't, even have a soul

You're a cruel human being, and should die in a fire
I mean excuse me, I'm here to see if you hire?