Welcome to the Joint

Ladies and gentlemen, bones and thieves
If you got fingers get them snapping
Let me hear you tapping those feet

If you're a bum or bride on the run
You better believe your bony bottoms
Baby bring your can in and outta the sun

Raise your glasses and start slappin' asses
If you're here you're either dead or worse so come on
Give it up son, quench that thirst

Fun is inside, you just arrived

Let me get you the gist of betray
With a kiss and I can't say
Hey, we didn't warn ya

If you're on the run, looking for some fun
We won't disappoint
Welcome to the Joint

Little Mistlerdown on table five
You're looking just about as bad as bad as bad
As back when you were alive

Table two, we see you're driven with sin
Well prepare to get a million miles
Deeper than the shit that you're in

Little vixen down on table three
If your nails barely breathin'
Baby, send that down to your god and me

I want to meet her
So I can tell her that
Fun is inside, you just arrived

Let me get you the gist of betray
With a kiss and I can't say
Hey, we didn't warn ya

If you're on the run, looking for some fun
We won't disappoint
Welcome to the Joint

Lest you think me fake
I'm going to make a point to
Blow you all away

Make no mistake
I'm going to shake you from your grave
Make no mistake

And when you're gone
No one will miss you for
The mischief that you make

And now you're gone
And it's the after party
Let's get naughty

Ladies and gentlemen, bones and thieves
If you got fingers, snap your fingers, snap your feet
And tap your feet, ya ooh!

Let me get to the gist of betray
With a kiss and I can't say
Hey, we didn't warn ya

But if you're on the run
And looking for some fun
We won't disappoint

Let me get to the gist of betray
With a kiss and I can't say
Hey-yey-ya

If you're on the run
And looking for some fun
We won't disappoint

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