
…[Verse 1: Mach-Hommy]
Spray you like the U.S Army
Eviscerate you, deflate you
Ravage your crew, it's gnarly
Put them hammers on your…
…to tattle-tellin'
Your behind too narrow there
You don't want to get locked up inside, ‘cause you a gambler
Ass-betting…
…more fire then crack lighters
Burn your brow, turn a thou' to a mil just for my humour
Only mill you concerned with is rumour
Tryna…

…looked so rocky-eyed
Blue and white normally, but strange ringed like that in black
It doesn't get much better, your voice can get…
…just ripped up shouting in vain
Maybe someone hears what you say, but you're still on your own at night
You've got…
…this pillage?
For Christ's sake take up your bed and walk
Let the blind see end the deaf hear
The rights of the individual are dependent upon
You realising…
By Pegz (2005)
On album Axis (2005)

…[Verse 1]
Dudes on the net like vicious animals (row)
Suck more bones than fifty cannibals
Wash your mouth out…
…for the judge's lenience
Wearing a shirt that says "I love graffiti"
Nothin' to hide, I got a filthy mind
Bitches call me Jackhammer Milky…
…and case of Calluer
Don't be mistaken by my great sense of humour
I'll break into your house and take the computer
I'll black mail your…

If you keep taking those little pink pills
"Hush your mouth you hypocrite"
His humour cut her deep
The tight lipped leer…
…of judgement
That had seen her love desert her just like sleep
"Filthy words on children's lips are better, my dear spouse
Then if I were…

…changed let the losers hang
I didn't get the joke. I must've lost my sense of humour
You should know you won't be welcome back…
…
But its you that owns the brown finger
Its just that filthy taste seems to linger
When the witch hunt…
…felt this good
wake you up and shake you
but your motor skills still speak in slurs
court jester, don't kill the humour
court…
…jester, don't kill the humour
chances are you've cursed this
the volume of the speakers must be proud
don't change your tune…
…in slurs
court jester, don't kill the humour
court jester, don't kill the humour
eeyore, chase your own
eeyore, chase your own
court…

…felt this good
Wake you up and shake you
But your motor skills still speak in slurs
Court jester, don't kill the humour
Court jester…
…don't kill the humour
Chances are you've cursed this
The volume of the speakers must be proud
Don't change your tune…
…in slurs
Court jester, don't kill the humour
Court jester, don't kill the humour
Eeyore, chase your own
Eeyore, chase your own
Court jester…
By Kate Ceberano (1997)
On album Pash (1998)

You better find your sense of humour or you're going to lose her
Ohh no don't come around
You get caught up…
…no don't come around
Don't come around with your sad ideas and those big old eyes
You better find your sense of humour or you gonna…
…lose her
Oh no, don't come around
Don't come around with your sad ideas and your big old eyes
You better find your sense of humour…

…that really loved me
There's times I feel like she's the only one
Oh darling, you know I'm just fooling
You know I know your love…
…for me is true
Humour me, humour me
Oh I would pay no mind if I were you
I remember loving Susan Parker
That's…
…darling, you know I'm just fooling
You know I know your love for me is true
Humour me, humour me
Oh I would pay no mind if I were you…

…nothing left to give
You lose your sense of humour
No one waits behind her door
Just the worn out dresses
And that coffee cup…
…of his
He was warm like a man can be
But when there's nothing left to give
You lose your sense of humour
The carnival gives way…
…to give
You lose your sense of humour
The carnival gives way, and the Ferris-wheel stops
And the clowns, they're not laughing anymore…
By BvdLvd (2019)
On album BVDIDEA (2019)

This is
The fucking anti of humour
Get the bacci and the lighter
Let's fucking smoke up a tumour Yuh
Yeah
They call me…
…yah your shit get muted
This is
The fucking anti of humour
Get the bacci and the light
Let's fucking smoke up a tumour yuh
Yeah…
They call me the bruiser
Remember I'm the winner every time your the loser
This is
The fucking anti of humour
Get…

On piles and piles of unused tools to scrape off the excess from the human heart
[Chorus 1]
Having a bad sense of humour only happens…
…and play
You've got a bad sense of humour and a face with no name
[Post-Chorus]
Who needs to be always happy?
Always agree, always easy
We…
…live life in prison"
You've gotta learn what you like and take it with a grain of salt in your wounds
Oh, it takes one…
By Barenaked Ladies (2000)
On album Maroon (2000)

…on now, now
Come on now, now
Enjoy the humour of the situation
Come on now, now
Come on now, now
Enjoy the humour of the situation
I said…
…on the lawn
Come on now, now
Come on now, now
Enjoy the humour of the situation
Come on now, now
Come on now, now
Enjoy the humour…
…all the hens had crossed the street
Come on now, now
Come on now, now
Enjoy the humour of the situation
Come on now, now
Come…

He sits at home, he's all alone
The flame of youth gone
He tried, he failed, he couldn't do
What you've done
No sense of humour…
…to bury you with words
That show he means it
No sense of humour, forcing a smile
State judge and jury, fixing your trial
Trade paper…
…writers, T.V. blind
Ice-cold reviewing
Maybe the truth is that they don't know
What you're doing
No sense of humour, forcing…

…trust you to spare us a fight
And humour my endeavour
There was something about you to me
How easier love used to be
Well I just…
…and independance
When you put your hands on me
And I feel these things you do
That I've grown used to
So don't come around here tonite…
But that doesn't mean forever
I trust you to spare us a fight
And humour my endeavour
There was something about you to me
How…