By Melanie Martinez (1996)
On album Birdskin (1996)

Mommy, I've got a question
Mommy, I wanna know
Where do babies come from
Do they come from rainbows and love
Mommy, Mommy, tell…
…me please
Where do babies come from really
They come from boys who like to sit on their ass
They come from girls who want…
…they come from angels and love
Or do they come from demons and lust
Daddy, Daddy, tell me please
Where do babies come from really…

Mommy, I've got a question
Mommy, I wanna know
Where do babies come from?
Do they come from rainbows and love?
Mommy mommy, tell…
…me please
Where do babies come from, really?
They come from boys, who like to sit on their ass
They come from girls who want…
…they come from angels in love?
Or do they come from demons and lust?
Daddy daddy! Tell me please
Where do babies come from, really…

…come from?
Do they come from rainbows and love?
Mommy, mommy, tell me, please
Where do babies come from, really?
"They come from…
…in chick Band-Aids [Band- Aids]
Cuts and bruises decorate my face
Mommy, where do babies come from?
Do they come from rainbows…
…and love?
Mommy, mommy, tell me, please
Where do babies come from, really?
"They come from boys who want…

…[From the snippets]
Do they come from rainbows and love?
Mommy, mommy tell me please
Where do babies come from, really…

A little boy says to his mother, he says “Mom, where do babies come from” and she goes “A stork brings them” and he goes “Ah who…
…to this woman. Bill Cosby, [a little boy, then the secret whooo, he walks.] A little boy is talking to his mother he goes “Mom, where do…
…babies come from” she goes “ah, they come from a stork” he goes “Oh yeah, who fucks the stork?”…

NARRATOR: Where do babies come from?
CHORUS: Grownups!
NARRATOR: Where do grownups come from?
CHORUS: Babies!
NARRATOR: Where do babies come from?
CHORUS…

…[Intro]
"Mommy, where do babies come from?"
"It's pretty simple, actually..."
[Verse 1]
When a man doesn't love a woman very…
By Chance the Rapper (2018)
On album FM! (2018)

…for the mice
Might pull a suicide mission and dip with the doors up
African elephants in my tour bus
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Vic Mensa]
Where do…
…babies come from? Porkin' the stork
Poorly parked pullin' into your Porsche with a Ford
44 on the dash, put a dent in your door…

…{Words & Music: Hazel O'Connor
Ah come on
Let's go
Let's all play mums and dads, come on
Where do babies come from, mum?
Shut up…

…it [impression] I just wanted to ask a question. Where do babies cooooome from? Five years old, where do babies come from? My mother…

…for the mice
Might pull a suicide mission and dip with the doors up
African elephants in my tour bus
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Vic Mensa]
Where do…
…babies come from? Porkin' the stork
Poorly parked pullin' into your Porsche with a Ford
44 on the dash, put a dent in your door…
By Gord Bamford (2010)
On album Day Job (2010)

They ask you where do babies come from
A thousand who what where and how comes
Stare at you like you're dumb
When you make up…
By Mariah Carey (2008)
On album E=MC2 (2008)

And we in the coldest one, which one did granny go to?
And why do death come? As my baby ask where do babies come from
I tell her…

…: Vic Mensa]
Where do babies come from? Porkin' the stork
Poorly parked pullin' into your Porsche with a Ford
44 on the dash, put…

…for the mice
Might pull a suicide mission and dip with the doors up
African elephants in my tour bus
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Vic Mensa]
Where do…
…babies come from? Porkin' the stork
Poorly parked pullin' into your Porsche with a Ford
44 on the dash, put a dent in your door…