"to one i am a daughter and the other one i am a wife"

…comments, or questions to a specific line, highlight the relevant text and click on the button that pops up. John: With the…

If you weren't so selfish. Husband: Ok, so if you are asking me if I want to **** my hypothetical Asian daughter. Wife: Yeah Husband: The…

…answer is no. Home Depot, I don't want to f*** my Asian daughter. Wife: My HERO!!! Doug: Guys, guys - forget about the…

…loved to blow us The very first time she ain't even know us She swore she had skills and begged to show us I once met a bitch named…

…clean and you do the math There's a hot wife named Dianne Faye She never goes out, work gets in the way It's a fantasy of hers to…

…hang But Rosetta moved home an' I'm out in the rain I want a big, freak fat and sloppy I keep goin' back to watch her mop me Two…

When I am run down and flocked around by the world, I go down to Farte Cove off the Yazoo River and take my beer to the end of the…

…during which I and my wife almost drowned in vodka cocktails, we both woke up to the making of a truth session about the lovers we'd…

…had before we met each other. I had a mildly exciting and usual history, and she had about the same, which surprised me…

Prepping the table to take it to another level Open a box of tools for dodging the devil My only Emma's an Emma and I love her Times and tricks as I…

…pick up the sticks Blend 'em a mix, my mother to me, she is a gift Switch in to the middle lane, I kept one frame…

…it on, put it on Queen, from the first moment I saw you Thinking of the ways and freaks that didn't up on you I didn't have a clue, gravity pulled me to…

…him, and they sent him backwards and forwards from one to the other, not being able to bear the thoughts of marrying a man who had a…

…nothing but a cloud of dust in the sun, and the green grass." "Come down quickly," cried Blue Beard, "or I will come up to you." "I am…

…two horsemen entered. Drawing their swords, they ran directly to Blue Beard. He knew them to be his wife's brothers, one a dragoon, the other a…

…know how I feel inside They say he knows your heart So he knows my daughter And he knows my wife And he knows they both my life They the…

…gon fire me? .... Fuck It's 3:45, just got to my other work on time Shit going thru my mind How my daughter gonna survive? And the…

…¢] Now the world gets cold I think about my wife and daughter at home I didn't wanna be a bad dad And now I'm just hashtag I said now…

…tonight, 'cause he ain't even a pro to Che! And as for Adam, the mack will more (Macklemore) than hurt him, you'll get lowered…

…known to get wild It's more than a metaphor when I treat this redhead like my stepchild We didn't even make it to the room, I…

…each other The closest you get to pimpin' is when you come home and tell your daughter you love her! Oh, shit, y'all didn't know…

…aggressive, intrusive nature of the other kind becomes overwhelming. During this past tour, I am embarrassed to admit that I have had more than one…

…relied upon by labels and management in a tragic attempt to sell records which has little to do with the music itself. I am almost…

…martyr, nor am I attempting to change the world in any revolutionary way. I am only in a band, not one of the many wonderful people…

…daughter marries a Jewish dude I never ever wanna hear [?] impression from a fat, Persian, skater Who are you supposed to be, the…

…of airplanes Me and fat ass hijacked a plane together once and the plan worked Two minutes before impact we were about to crash Earth And I…

…he loves dying He's like, "Man, are we gonna hop on a plane or use a ride?" You should've seen him the other day getting all amped and…

…could not make a mistake He thought the world was skookum but asked two things from life That he should own a forest and that he find a wife For to…

…marry was necessary One day a tourist's daughter got lost out in the brush The 'phoned in to the Ranger, and he was there with a…

…became a chore But he said, "I am a Ranger, and the forest is my home I must find one that suits me, and until then, I must roam It will be fun to…

…way it has gone and it seems to me that now, I need to make a few personal statements. For a variety of reasons. The day began for me when…

…me by my daughter that she intended to get married. And that her intended was a young man whom I had never met who happened to be a…

…respond to it, unless, of course, his daughter happened to be a Negro, too. In a word, I was flabbergasted. And while I…

…keeps flashing to a woman I saw recently Of her and her son asleep in the car on the Tenderloin on a very hot day They were in a…

…tow-away zone and looked to be completely passed out She had a big map open on her lap But I knocked on the door and though she…

…plane yesterday He was following us to a hotel But I was diplomatic, turned around, and told him we'd meet him on the…

…flashing to a woman I saw recently Of her and her son asleep in the car on the Tenderloin on a very hot day They were in a…

…tow-away zone and looked to be completely passed out She had a big map open on her lap But I knocked on the door and though she couldn't…

…plane yesterday He was following us to a hotel But I was diplomatic, turned around, and told him we'd meet him on the…

…together on their 3rd degree sofa and not ask Where's the bathroom? How else to feel other than I am, often thinking Flash Gordon soap…

…right get married, we're losing a daughter but we're gaining a son-- And should I then ask Where's the bathroom? O God, and the…

…it's Connecticut and snow and she gives birth to a child and I am sleepless, worn, up for nights, head bowed against a quiet window, the…

…princess, sometimes I feel like my life has gone to hell and all I got is this lousy t-shirt. I preach to the converted and flip burgers for a…

…have fun mc, instead of the carrying a gun mc, all I am is just one mc, I love hip hop like most people love god, you can…

…it was me doing it, and since no one noticed the mission decay, I'll sit here in the lotus position and pray, I pray to goodness, I draw…