
…got its own zip code by the way 9-0-2-1
Ooh, that's a big old ass
My backside looks like a mountain pass
Badonkadonks now…
…says that Gaga stole it all from Madonna
What's next? Adopting kids from Botswana?
She wears caftans and moo-moos, just like her…
And soon you'll be taking snapchats of your avocado toast
For the love of Cathleen Turner what is happening!?
Huh, oh my God, I'm…

…got its own zip code by the way 9-0-2-1
Ooh, that's a big old ass
My backside looks like a mountain pass
Badonkadonks now…
…says that Gaga stole it all from Madonna
What's next? Adopting kids from Botswana?
She wears caftans and moo-moos, just like her…
And soon you'll be taking snapchats of your avocado toast
For the love of Cathleen Turner what is happening!?
Huh, oh my God, I'm…

But I don't care, no I don't
It's my life, I'm just fine
Eating avocado toast on the west coast
[Post-Chorus]
On the west coast…
…the sand get my mind right
Give me a tan and a good vibe (good vibe)
[Chorus]
It's my life, I'm just fine
Eating avocado toast…
…no I don't
It's my life, I'm just fine
Eating avocado toast on the west coast
[Post-Chorus]
On the west coast
On the west coast
[Bridge…

…one
Verse 1:(Carterstropy)
I'm just tryna get money tryna feed my kids
And everything I did was the shit you never did…
…for me
Not an eye for an eye, it's a heart for me
Had to take it all, but like I don't care why
Stole my life, not what I had in mind
When I said You could share…
…for me
Not an eye for an eye, it's a heart for me
Had to take it all, but like I don't care why
Stole my life, not what I had in mind
When I said You…

…[Verse 1]
I'm gunna sink into the night real slow
Maybe pour another glass of wine
My house is smellin' like a southern bar…
Talk to me baby
Don't talk to me baby
Talk to me
[Post Chorus]
We got dat group chat roast
Gimme dat avocado toast
You know I pull…
…glass of wine
My house is smellin' like a southern bar
But I don't really care anymore
[Post-Chorus]
We got dat Group chat roast
Gimme dat Avocado toast
You know I pull up than I ghost
Sippin' on mimosa…

…]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah I'm gonna make some guacamole
Get my knife and then I chop
For some guacamole
Squeeze a lime right…
…it clean
But don't leave the dishes in the sink
[Verse 2: Veronica Merrell]
Holy moly, holy moly
I love guacamole
Avocado toast yeah, eat…
…can call me Picasso
It's so smooth
Just like gelato
Standing ovation
They all say bravo
[Verse 4: Veronica Merrell]
Avocado freak…

…in the morning with Benedict sauce
And cheese and toast and whores
I got bitches and eggs and thoughts in my head
That i don't wanna work…
…on the art of circumsision, on that part i would't listen, i'd just hope she'd try and show me and then explode in her vision on my semen she…
…]
Scrambled eggs in the morning with Benedict sauce
And cheese and toast and whores
I got bitches and eggs and thoughts in my head…

…said you was just a whore?
Where you walk, love, I kiss the floor
[Verse 1]
Truck jewels, big stacks, mustard boots
Construction…
…-seeing with the god
Playing cards with my dad, frying chicken for the mob
Simply Lemonade, raspberry for the wash, gosh
She know who…
…ticklish the money has us
Like little kids, but the difference is we'd much rather
Be ghost, back in the crib, some avocado toast
Laid…

…was a bear!
Fuzzy wuzzy didn't care!
Fuzzy wuzzy stole all my money
You're sticky with honey- yeah, yeah, yeah!
Fuzzy wuzzy…
…was a bear!
Fuzzy wuzzy didn't care!
Fuzzy wuzzy stole all my money
You're dripping with honey- yeah, yeah, yeah!
Fuzzy wuzzy…
…was a bear!
Fuzzy wuzzy didn't care!
Fuzzy wuzzy stole all my money
You're sticky with honey- yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah- Woo!
Squirrel, squirrel, squirrel...

…was Joan
She loved the way I rocked on the microphone
When I met Joan
I took her home
She was just like a doggy all on my bone
There's…
…the sex was free
Matter of fact, she writes checks to me
When we ain't fuckin' she's textin' me
She's on my dick hard it never gets to me
I just give…
…truly did adore her
I could not ignore her
Kept a pair of her soiled panties in my drawer
I met a little squirrel named Sandy…

…[Ritornello]
Il cielo questa notte è un Van Gogh
Lui sembra un avocado toast
Una sparatoria di rose nel letto
Tardi per uscire e…
…il bravo
[Ritornello]
Il cielo questa notte è un Van Gogh
Lui sembra un avocado toast
Una sparatoria di rose nel letto
Tardi per…
…polvere
Quello che posso farti non lo sai
E quando l'hai capito bye bye
[Ritornello]
La casa è diventata un Miró
Io sembro un avocado…
By Sir Jarlsberg
On album Come Hither

…!)
[Verse Three: Blockhead aka Gnomie]
Ya'll check it, yo
It's the gnone
Coming to the fair
Brushing my beard with a squirrel-tooth comb…
…out your face just like Large Marge
My voice has got a lot of bass, but I'm gentle
A friendly giant who is per-son-a-ble
So never…
…with the holy ghost
I got the mother(hark)in' lord on my breakfast toast
I got a clean bowl cut and a robe with ropes
I got…

…[Intro: youngmindtrip & birdo]
Hit my man birdo, i just copped an AR (doo doo)
DCR tha gang bitch we posted at the gay bar
Hit my…
…[Verse 1: youngmindtrip]
Hit my man birdo, i just copped an AR (doo doo)
DCR tha gang bitch we posted at the gay bar
Hit my man…
…lilo and stitch
[Verse 6: CURSEDMANE]
I just catfished oh gasm! as an egirl! (girl)
Got your girl on my nuts she actin like a squirrel…

…that burned the last light
Of my affinity for divinity I can't see the new side
Just a roll of dirty bills on my last car ride
Don't divide me, you'll…
…my fuckin' job
If you ain't bout this Nigel life suck on my corn cob
Also, I just bought a furby
This motherfucker is yellow like…
…my turdies
Only sometimes that is, normally its just my piss
And I'm not one to diss, just like to sit back and coast
Shoutout…

…that burned the last light
Of my affinity for divinity I can't see the new side
Just a roll of dirty bills on my last car ride
Don't divide me, you'll…
…fuckin' job
If you ain't bout this Nigel life suck on my corn cob
Also, I just bought a furby
This motherfucker is yellow like my…
…turdies
Only sometimes that is, normally its just my piss
And I'm not one to diss, just like to sit back and coast
Shoutout…