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PharmaRusical

By RuPaul (2018)

On album PharmaRusical (2018)

PharmaRusical

…got its own zip code by the way 9-0-2-1 Ooh, that's a big old ass My backside looks like a mountain pass Badonkadonks now…

…says that Gaga stole it all from Madonna What's next? Adopting kids from Botswana? She wears caftans and moo-moos, just like her…

And soon you'll be taking snapchats of your avocado toast For the love of Cathleen Turner what is happening!? Huh, oh my God, I'm…

PharmaRusical

By Leland

Leland

…got its own zip code by the way 9-0-2-1 Ooh, that's a big old ass My backside looks like a mountain pass Badonkadonks now…

…says that Gaga stole it all from Madonna What's next? Adopting kids from Botswana? She wears caftans and moo-moos, just like her…

And soon you'll be taking snapchats of your avocado toast For the love of Cathleen Turner what is happening!? Huh, oh my God, I'm…

Avocado Toast

By Emily Zeck (2018)

On album Avocado Toast (2018)

Avocado Toast

But I don't care, no I don't It's my life, I'm just fine Eating avocado toast on the west coast [Post-Chorus] On the west coast…

…the sand get my mind right Give me a tan and a good vibe (good vibe) [Chorus] It's my life, I'm just fine Eating avocado toast

…no I don't It's my life, I'm just fine Eating avocado toast on the west coast [Post-Chorus] On the west coast On the west coast [Bridge…

Why

By CARTERSTROPY (2019)

On album Heart of a Loner EP (2019)

Heart of a Loner EP

…one Verse 1:(Carterstropy) I'm just tryna get money tryna feed my kids And everything I did was the shit you never did…

…for me Not an eye for an eye, it's a heart for me Had to take it all, but like I don't care why Stole my life, not what I had in mind When I said You could share…

…for me Not an eye for an eye, it's a heart for me Had to take it all, but like I don't care why Stole my life, not what I had in mind When I said You…

Talk to Me

By Jenny March (2018)

On album Talk to Me (2018)

Talk to Me

…[Verse 1] I'm gunna sink into the night real slow Maybe pour another glass of wine My house is smellin' like a southern bar…

Talk to me baby Don't talk to me baby Talk to me [Post Chorus] We got dat group chat roast Gimme dat avocado toast You know I pull…

…glass of wine My house is smellin' like a southern bar But I don't really care anymore [Post-Chorus] We got dat Group chat roast Gimme dat Avocado toast You know I pull up than I ghost Sippin' on mimosa…

WAP Parody Cardi B - GUACAMOLE

By Merrell Twins

Merrell Twins

…] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah I'm gonna make some guacamole Get my knife and then I chop For some guacamole Squeeze a lime right…

…it clean But don't leave the dishes in the sink [Verse 2: Veronica Merrell] Holy moly, holy moly I love guacamole Avocado toast yeah, eat…

…can call me Picasso It's so smooth Just like gelato Standing ovation They all say bravo [Verse 4: Veronica Merrell] Avocado freak…

Omelette

By RichOdd

RichOdd

…in the morning with Benedict sauce And cheese and toast and whores I got bitches and eggs and thoughts in my head That i don't wanna work…

…on the art of circumsision, on that part i would't listen, i'd just hope she'd try and show me and then explode in her vision on my semen she…

…] Scrambled eggs in the morning with Benedict sauce And cheese and toast and whores I got bitches and eggs and thoughts in my head…

Tanasia

By Nas (2019)

On album The Lost Tapes 2 (2019)

The Lost Tapes 2

…said you was just a whore? Where you walk, love, I kiss the floor [Verse 1] Truck jewels, big stacks, mustard boots Construction…

…-seeing with the god Playing cards with my dad, frying chicken for the mob Simply Lemonade, raspberry for the wash, gosh She know who…

…ticklish the money has us Like little kids, but the difference is we'd much rather Be ghost, back in the crib, some avocado toast Laid…

Squirrel, Squirrel, Squirrel

By Cheese On Bread (2018)

On album The One Who Wanted More (2018)

The One Who Wanted More

…was a bear! Fuzzy wuzzy didn't care! Fuzzy wuzzy stole all my money You're sticky with honey- yeah, yeah, yeah! Fuzzy wuzzy…

…was a bear! Fuzzy wuzzy didn't care! Fuzzy wuzzy stole all my money You're dripping with honey- yeah, yeah, yeah! Fuzzy wuzzy…

…was a bear! Fuzzy wuzzy didn't care! Fuzzy wuzzy stole all my money You're sticky with honey- yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah- Woo! Squirrel, squirrel, squirrel...

Freaky Tales

By Insane Clown Posse (2012)

On album The Mighty Death Pop (2012)

The Mighty Death Pop

…was Joan She loved the way I rocked on the microphone When I met Joan I took her home She was just like a doggy all on my bone There's…

…the sex was free Matter of fact, she writes checks to me When we ain't fuckin' she's textin' me She's on my dick hard it never gets to me I just give…

…truly did adore her I could not ignore her Kept a pair of her soiled panties in my drawer I met a little squirrel named Sandy…

Avocado Toast

By Annalisa (2019)

On album Avocado Toast (2019)

Avocado Toast

…[Ritornello] Il cielo questa notte è un Van Gogh Lui sembra un avocado toast Una sparatoria di rose nel letto Tardi per uscire e…

…il bravo [Ritornello] Il cielo questa notte è un Van Gogh Lui sembra un avocado toast Una sparatoria di rose nel letto Tardi per…

…polvere Quello che posso farti non lo sai E quando l'hai capito bye bye [Ritornello] La casa è diventata un Miró Io sembro un avocado

All's Faire

By Sir Jarlsberg

On album Come Hither

Sir Jarlsberg

…!) [Verse Three: Blockhead aka Gnomie] Ya'll check it, yo It's the gnone Coming to the fair Brushing my beard with a squirrel-tooth comb…

…out your face just like Large Marge My voice has got a lot of bass, but I'm gentle A friendly giant who is per-son-a-ble So never…

…with the holy ghost I got the mother(hark)in' lord on my breakfast toast I got a clean bowl cut and a robe with ropes I got…

Banned Pt. 2

By Birdo & youngmindtrip

Birdo & youngmindtrip

…[Intro: youngmindtrip & birdo] Hit my man birdo, i just copped an AR (doo doo) DCR tha gang bitch we posted at the gay bar Hit my

…[Verse 1: youngmindtrip] Hit my man birdo, i just copped an AR (doo doo) DCR tha gang bitch we posted at the gay bar Hit my man…

…lilo and stitch [Verse 6: CURSEDMANE] I just catfished oh gasm! as an egirl! (girl) Got your girl on my nuts she actin like a squirrel

\_(,_,)_\Turd Eye/_(,_,)_/

By James360

James360

…that burned the last light Of my affinity for divinity I can't see the new side Just a roll of dirty bills on my last car ride Don't divide me, you'll…

my fuckin' job If you ain't bout this Nigel life suck on my corn cob Also, I just bought a furby This motherfucker is yellow like…

my turdies Only sometimes that is, normally its just my piss And I'm not one to diss, just like to sit back and coast Shoutout…

\_(,_,)_\Turd Eye/_(,_,)_/

By JAMS301

JAMS301

…that burned the last light Of my affinity for divinity I can't see the new side Just a roll of dirty bills on my last car ride Don't divide me, you'll…

…fuckin' job If you ain't bout this Nigel life suck on my corn cob Also, I just bought a furby This motherfucker is yellow like my

…turdies Only sometimes that is, normally its just my piss And I'm not one to diss, just like to sit back and coast Shoutout…

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