By URLtv
On album Soul Survivor
…me find Eric in the middle of America
Now breathe on it nigga, you never gonna kill a man
Turn Eric St. John to Gordon when I peel…
…heavy
This new shit I meant to do is called you are not ready!
No seriously, when you battles Young Kannon, you were not ready!
When…
…you battled M. Ciddy, you were not ready!
Them hoodies and sneakers suck, they are not ready!
Give em some new gear, he is not ready…

…defiantly. "I need it."
"She needs it, she'll die, she's going to the play," said Joanne to Willard, in a confidential tone…
…never heard of anybody going to see one. People like Willard were afraid of being looked down on by people in the audience, as well as having the problem of not…
Shakespeare, and so if anybody from here went, it was because they wanted to mix with the higher-ups, who were not…

She was lookin' for some penis and sat on mine
She was eight cents, not quite a dime
But still memorable enough to…
…then took a breather and called Shareese
Both of them hoes tag-teamed my meat
I turned 'em out so good they had to pay me
The very same night, I met with Sky
Not…
Up and down my back with her fingernails
She jumped on the phone and called some pals
They was gonna meet us at a quarter to…

…[Chorus 1 - Dizzee Rascal]
I ain't gonna say it again so miss me with the games I don't play or pretend
I ain't taking no L's I…
…? in the cut on a mission you better listen
[Chorus 2 - Dizzee Rascal]
I ain't gonna say it again so miss me with the games I don't play or…
…span knows what its like to be dizzy
[Chorus 2 - Dizzee Rascal]
I ain't gonna say it again so miss me with the games I don't play or…

…[Chorus 1 - Dizzee Rascal]
I ain't gonna say it again so miss me with the games I don't play or pretend
I ain't taking no L's I…
…? in the cut on a mission you better listen
[Chorus 2 - Dizzee Rascal]
I ain't gonna say it again so miss me with the games I don't play or…
…knows what its like to be dizzy
[Chorus 2 - Dizzee Rascal]
I ain't gonna say it again so miss me with the games I don't play or…

…are you ready?
Yeah, yeah I'm ready Bink, we ready
What song are you gonna play for us?
Terrible, naww umm
F**k the world, yeah yeah
Uhh…
…and gentlemen
Phat or Wack?
(Silence)
Ohh as that was some sort of surprise
This audience feels
THAT SHIT WAS WACK!
Ok we're gonna mosey…
…chance
Are you ready?
Man we should f**k you up
Negative muthaf**ka
What's the selection you're gonna play?
Uhh we got whatthef**k…

…that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these tapes for people on the street and see
if they know the difference between people working out…
Barry.
(Adam Sandler):
Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if these
two people are having sex or…
Jessica Sanders.
(Adam Sandler):
Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do right now is record something, not play, but
record.
(Woman):
Oh okay…
By Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

…gonna stomp you flat, like your music notes
I bet the only reason they found you on the bed
Is that you never had a bitch to…
…fucking lame
Why'd you have to mess around on the fucking plane?!
[Verse 3: Dead Bart]
The way you play your clarinet…
…children
[Verse 8: Cupcakes]
This is your time to pay, this is your Judgement Day
I have my knife sharp, are you ready to play…

…you were gonna come to me
And here you are, but you better choose carefully
'Cause I, I'm capable…
…[Chorus: Katy Perry]
So you wanna play with magic?
Boy, you should know what you're fallin' for
Baby, do you dare to…
It's a yes or a no, no maybe
So just be sure before you give it all to me
All to me, give it all to me
[Chorus: Katy Perry]
So…

…and those that think they can't are lost in they art
Mind lost in they heart, body lost in their mind
So go back to the start back to the passion the past
You are not gonna…
…beggin' you to send for us
To many breddas wanna set me up
But even with the best of luck you're never gonna get me blud
I'm ready to…
…were
Fools you're fake, we ain't gonna ball for ya
You're frauds you ain't the baller we thought you were
No bora, I'll war…

…we overslept and didn't go to church, and so we were, like, trying to get dibs on this abandoned car out back so we could have a place to…
…the aisle. And the people—the guy and Paul David Miller, were behind me and I said "Look out! This girl's get- about ready to get sick…
…they drop them first
And if you drop it like its hot
You better open you're soul to Jesus Chist ready or not
Let us carry…
By clipping. (2014)
On album CLPPNG (2014)

Miller, we overslept and didn't go to church, and so we were, like, trying to get dibs on this abandoned car out back so we could have a place to…
…the aisle. And the people- the guy and Paul David Miller, were behind me and I said "Look out! This girl's get- about ready to get sick…
And if you drop it like its hot
You better open you're soul to Jesus Chist ready or not
Let us carry the cross for you, take a load off…

…are. You're going to that MCing competition aren't you
No I'm not.
ohoh ! Please can I come with you, PLEeeeeease
No Anika, you're too young…
…after
The End.
Come on guys!
home many times am I gonna have to tell you
"No play-grounding in the yellow zone"
Thank goodness…
…remove my friends playground from his face
who's gonna stop me?
Well obviously not me. I mean, just look how big you are. You must…
By Gaming All Star Rap Battles
Loaded with your favorite games, mostly space shooters!
I'd rather play Alfredo or Jigsaw than you two losers
You call yourselves…
…are so boring, so get ready for dinner
I can't wait to battle these shitty games, we're the winners!
Mai Boi, you WILL die and if you think…
…you're gonna win, you're wrong-oh
After we finish our verse, we're gonna bomb some Dodongos
CDI will C-U lose, got more flow than…
By Mark Kozelek with Donny McCaslin and Jim White

…open my email
My friend Kevin asked, "How are you processing this?"
I said I was in the studio getting ready to…
York and we're here to play music
They were on the clock
So until I got home tonight and saw your email
All the thoughts about…
…"But Donny and Jim said it actually is Bill Evans
And thank god they were here to tell me this, thank Evans
Or I would have released…