
…in this bitch and this niggas singin'
Comin' through just like hell, the bells are ringin'
Big Moe wreck one more, so we can hit the store
Cause it…
…by Versace
Hoes they gone watch me, but they all wanna jock me
As I slow the beat down
See the diamonds face strong
Wreckin whole H-town…
…to go down
I gots to just wreck it
And when I come through everybody wanna try to neglect
They try to talk down
Because I gots…

…money than a sucker could ever spend
but i wouldnt give a sucker or a bum from the rucker
not a dime til i made it again
ya go hotel…
…a sucker in a blue and red suit
i said you need a man who's got finesse
and his whole name across his chest
he may be able to fly all through the night…
…just take half and bust them out
i give the rest to master gee so he could shock the house
it was twelve o'clock one friday night
i…

…cards, more money than a sucker could ever spend
But I wouldn't give a sucker or a bum from the rucker, not a dime till I made it…
…over the world
By all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls
I'm goin down in history
As the baddest rapper there ever could…
…could shock the house
It was twelve o'clock one Friday night
I was rockin' to the beat and feelin' all right
Everybody…

More money than a sucker could ever spend
But I wouldn't give a sucker or a bum from the rucker
Not a dime til I made it again
Ya…
I say it goes like this
Well I was comin home late one dark afternoon
A reporter stopped me for a interview
She said she's heard…
…shock the house
It was twelve o'clock one Friday night
I was rockin to the beat and feelin all right
Everybody…
…said, "You need a man man who's got finesse
And his whole name across his chest
He may be able to fly all through the night…
…sperm!"
I go do it, I go do it, I go do it, do it, do it.
An' I'm here an' I'm there, I'm Big Ban Hank, I'm everywhere
Just throw…
…shock the house
It was twelve o'clock one Friday night
I was rockin' to the beat and feelin' all right
Everybody…
…[Round 1: Big T]
Ayo Smack, what these niggas raising?
These niggas all prunes
Fire what? Nigga you wouldn't light it…
…talk to in a plane cockpit sucking me and my man's cock
She say "I throw up off a nut Big T so tell me when you finna nut Big T…
So I can stop. Now don't be no asshole."
"Asshole?"
"Bitch say it again."
She said it and I said "bop!"
And now she throwing…

…) "Oh for f***'s sake! What does mum think of all this?" "Well, I think she agrees with me. It'll be good character building stuff…
…" "Just 'cause she's an elvan queen." "What, Galadriel?" "Yeah." "My wife?" "Yeah." (pause for audience reaction) "No-one's going with it." "All…
…***er! (mimes machine gunning) Oh, you want some do you? Come on you bastards, it's our f***ing earth!" (film trailer voice) "The Meek! They want it All…
By Eddie Izzard (2002)
On album Circle (2021)

…) "Oh for f***'s sake! What does mum think of all this?" "Well, I think she agrees with me. It'll be good character building stuff…
…" "Just 'cause she's an elvan queen." "What, Galadriel?" "Yeah." "My wife?" "Yeah." (pause for audience reaction) "No-one's going with it." "All…
…***er! (mimes machine gunning) Oh, you want some do you? Come on you bastards, it's our f***ing earth!" (film trailer voice) "The Meek! They want it All…

…of sauerkraut for breakfast.
Dawww!! Big bowl of sauerkraut!
Every single mornin'! It was driving me crazy.
I said to my mom, I said…
…"Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks…
…and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for
a nickel!
Wacka wacka, doo doo, yeah!
Well, let me tell you, people, it…
…my griz
Cuz when I make it big ima make u my bitch
10 year old youngster and already getting doubted
But you should look…
…to sleep he said
Chorus:(2x)
Ima be the one gettin all of this shit
Y'all gon be the ones gettin none of this shit
If I could rhyme…
…!"
Then we met this girl by the name of Lady Flow
Wanna rap battle me
She had alot to show
Then came the one and only homie
Fuckin Charles…

…my griz
Cuz when I make it big ima make u my bitch
10 year old youngster and already getting doubted
But you should look at him now…
…to sleep he said
Chorus:(2x)
Ima be the one gettin all of this shit
Y'all gon be the ones gettin none of this shit
If I could rhyme 4…
…this girl by the name of Lady Flow
Wanna rap battle me
She had alot to show
Then came the one and only homie
Fuckin Charles Woods…

…with only two feet
? fist by the wrist make all the kids run
Like go "Oh my gosh ? I think I'll buy a BB gun"
And just do it…
…that runs the whole show
A big German Shepherd that makes the grass grow
? A St. Bernard that barks all night
The hush puppy and the child act like they wanna…
…around and started barkin' at me
She said "Is that Sly Child or is it Pretty C?"
Pretty C, all the dog's in me
You should have known…

…my bones
in the backyard, of someone else's house
Ol' Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out
[Big Syke]
Right behind my pitbull, all…
…wrong
That wanna make the cat moan all night long
Puppy don't take me wrong, but it's gon'
Be monkeys up, so call me gettin' toned
Get…
You know them +Big Dogs+ hit you wit' their paw hoe
Big pimp (pimpin') jump the fence
Hoppin' all night it don't make no sense (na…

…all wrong
That wanna make the cat moan all night long
Puppy don't take me wrong, but it's gon'
Be monkeys up, so call me gettin…
…thought so
You know them +Big Dogs+ hit you wit' their paw hoe
Big pimp (pimpin') jump the fence
Hoppin' all night it don't make…
…no sense (na na)
From New York to Cali', whylin' (wild)
I got the bitch in the alley howlin' (beitch)
And she don't wanna go nowhere
She…

In the backyard, of someone else's house
Ol' Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out
(Big Syke)
Right behind my pitbull, all wrong
That wanna make…
…the cat moan all night long
Puppy don't take me wrong, but it's gon'
Be monkeys up, so call me gettin' toned
Get gone thong, crew…
…+ hit you wit' their paw hoe
Big pimp (pimpin') jump the fence
Hoppin' all night it don't make no sense (na na)
From New York…