…by the name of Monster welcome to the monster plaza
This a cypher I'm a rider imma ride it like a biker
Oh shit slip it backwards beat
You're a drain and…
…on top of the beat
You're a beggar, from your pocket to the skills you don't have, you're poor
I don't need GIVENCHY cause I'm…
…it as stone Stones or a quack
San Paulo to Stockholm, Places you'll never sit in your entire life I sit
[Hook : Supreme Boi]
Haters I have a lot but no…
…' wretched and foul
When I stumble by you'll have to hold your breath for a while
I can hear my stomach growl but I got no loot man…
…drinkin', no money bum!”
“The bum from the park… Get a job you bum!”
“Homeless people livin' in the train stations”
“Jealous, lazy bum…
…livin' in the train stations”
“Jealous, lazy bum”
“Pistol packin', monkey drinkin', no money bum!”
“The bum from the park… Get a job…
…to steal from the queen, now you're gonna die
Stick your hand in the jar, you're gonna get fried
‘Cause no one gets away from…
…back my time!
Empress:
Could have been something more staying at my side
Take the jewels like a fool, I take your hide
Lazy paws…
…the queen!
Let's do a test, see if you've got nine lives
Then take ‘em all, ‘til you're paying the price
You should have known…
Intro (Seth):
Yeah, Seth and Pez
Extremely lazy
Can't even be bothered doing this song, really…
Alright, fuck it, look
Verse 1…
…then return it after 30 days dirty and broke *you said no questions asked*
I gotta leave these burgers alone
Cause I've almost outgrown…
Lose interest and be in home in bed before the tune finished
Illusionist at work I have it good
Just stand in one spot at a job and…
…go into sets with no money
Then get a reload, they're chatting 'bout money
That's funny cuh him nuh have no money
Tryna hit a belly and…
…like the pearly gates
Fuck that, you're a certi snake
Big [?] not your certi mates
Me and you? Fuck that, can't be mates
Nov…
About you're dissing me, diss Cadell
Izzie, Kannan or Family Tree
You're a wasteman, cuz, can't stand around me
And I've never seen…
…get a job)
I sit around the house, laying like a blob, like a blob
They say I rap so lazy call me rap slob, rap slob
VERSE1…
…what you all think
I'm MC Sampler and all your rhymes stink!
You're the fire Marshall? I'm Whitman's Sampler
My rhymes…
…is the sniper
I don't care if you're rich you got a yellow viper
I truly, seriously have no clout
But I'll choke your ass and…
…in a hospital. It's like there's a horse loose in a hospital. I think eventually everything's going to be okay, but I have no idea what's going…
…a hippo was like, “I have a nuclear bomb and I'm going to blow up the hospital!” And before we could say anything…
…it was a horse. Also, I thought the last guy was pretty smart, and he seemed good at his job, and I'm lazy by nature. I'm lazy by nature too. So I…
…[Intro: Seth Sentry]
Yeah, Seth and PEZ
Extremely lazy
I can't even be bothered doing this song, really
All right, f*ck…
…a fact that if I napped less
I'd have more time to practice and make my raps fresh
Yeah, I'm lazy man, I say so, geez…
…(Is that you, Seth?) Yeah, that's me
Lazy as f*ck, man, where's that weed?
(Seth Sentry) And I ain't gotta say no more
'Cause I'm bored, it's…
…your skirt
It's the ultimate distraction
I poke button
I want action
Let's hear some gears and see some smoke
No dilly-dally
Move…
…humiliation
Sometimes you can fix something by just smoking a pipe
Academic contemplation
So pathetic
No mechanic
No steady eye, no…
…magic touch
No screwdriver
Ball-peen hammer
And Mr. Fix-it's gone to lunch
Not personal?
Yeah it's personal
What did I ever do to you?
No…
…this gauntlet dock is hard, man. Hard work sucks.
Finn: Don't be lazy, Jake.
[There's a bubbling noise coming from the lake behind Finn and…
…could be more... efficient.
Finn: No! Wait!
[The businessmen reel back and murmur as if frightened]
Finn: Jake, this dock is our fun…
…!
Red-tie businessman: Really? Job? With... ad-ven-tur-ers?
Jake: Yeah, mans!
[The businessmen cheer and dance]
[The red-tie…
…by the flow
Nigga never lazy 'bout my dough
I'm in the flesh but I'm quest for mo'
Bizzy, wish and baby just pay me the money I'm owed
Ooh, yeah…
…is hurtin' daily
Good thing Wally see me and Krayzie
They would have just left them hailin'
And there were shots…
…tends again and never left
When I see the face of Zee
Bothers me, back n yo step
You never could feel my wepts
Would never have got…
…the maid on the ringer
Got a job for you under this hot ass sun
You tellin' me to hurry up and get some more shit done
I be so tired when I spit…
…life and in the end still suffer
'Cause the world is controlled by you lazy motherfuckers
Lazy motherfucker, lazy motherfucker
You's a lazy…
…doin' a favor
You was born into paper and that behavior
For a midnight snack, you have the bedroom catered
You ain't never…
…might've known. Look at you. Good for nothing, noisy, stinking filth. Lazy. You're everywhere. Jungle bunnies. This was a lovely area…
Reporter)
It's Friday morning and Britain just voted to leave the EU
(Ebony Bones)
No black in the Union Jack
(Send them back)
Send…
…out the nation
With your immigration
Go get yourself a job at the petrol station
No black in the Union Jack
(Send them back)
Send…
…on with black people, and there's two sides, there's black people and there's niggas. The niggas have got to go.
Every time black people wanna have…
You can't have shit when you around niggas, you can't have shit. You can't have no big screen TV! You can have it, but you better…
…! I got 2 ya can't get one?!
I would give your lazy ass one of mine, but you'd get fucked up and get laid off…
…good
But now I'm good yeah
You ain't even have a phone when I met ya
When ahead and put you on hate I met you
Now I gotta sing…
…the king of the streets
But I pay when we eat
Flex on da low top crazy
Texting my phone you ain't baby
Trynna make me feel like I'm crazy
n*gga go and get a job…
…the chips I'm the dip
New phone who dis
You riding on the bus no whip
I be all around the world but you a trip
I'm all about the chips I'm the dip
n*gga go and get a job stop being lazy…