By Bill Cosby (1982)
On album Himself (1982)

…"My wife woke me up 4:00 in the morning. She said, "I want you to go downstairs and cook breakfast…
…said, "Bill, get out of that bed and go downstairs and cook breakfast for your children!!" I said, "Well, I don't know what…
…this. [makes angry face at audience] "Now, you get up and cook some breakfast or you're gonna wear this bucket of ice water!!!" So I…

Yeah this b*tch named Ethel, I call her big breakfast
Because she big as hell but she can sho' cook breakfast
Baby look…
…on the oven!
[J-Zone]
I need a chick that can cook anything I think of
But to me that ain't love, b*tch that's just grub!
"Why…
…*tch can cook a po'k chop but she ain't Julia Child
Round the way Puerto Rican chick but cook like she Cuban
Boliche, arroz con pollo…

…heffer
Yeah this bitch named Ethel, I call her big breakfast
Because she big as hell but she can sho' cook breakfast
Baby look…
…turn on the oven!
[J-Zone]
I need a chick that can cook anything I think of
But to me that ain't love, bitch that's just grub…
…be abusin the child
Bitch can cook a po'k chop but she ain't Julia Child
Round the way Puerto Rican chick but cook like she Cuban
Boliche, arroz con…

…heffer
Yeah this bitch named Ethel, I call her big breakfast
Because she big as hell but she can sho' cook breakfast
Baby look…
…turn on the oven!
[J-Zone]
I need a chick that can cook anything I think of
But to me that ain't love, bitch that's just grub…
…be abusin the child
Bitch can cook a po'k chop but she ain't Julia Child
Round the way Puerto Rican chick but cook like she Cuban
Boliche, arroz con…

…: Eddison]
Making breakfast
I'm gon' cook this pie
Sell it
I'm gon' cook this pie
Ohh
I'm gon' cook this pie
Sell it
And she love…
…the Faygo
Shootin in they pelvis
I got [?]
Smoking dope and you can smell it (Yeah)
Smoking dope you can smell it
[Post-Chorus…
…breakfast
I'm gon' cook this pie
Sell it
I'm gon' cook this pie
Ohh
I'm gon' cook this pie
Sell it
And she love the Faygo
Shootin…
By Men of Vizion (1996)
On album Personal (1996)

In the morning I can fix breakfast, baby
Get you ready for work
Let me be your housekeeper, girl
In the evening I can get your…
…at your mercy, yeah, pretty lady, can't you see?
In the morning I can fix breakfast, baby
Get you ready for work
Let…
…it over and over
In the morning I can fix breakfast, baby
Get you ready for work
Let me be your house keeper, girl
I wanna be your house…

…[Verse 1]
OH!
If ya gonna stay the night
You best, Cook that bacon right or pay the price
Cause you can't stay for free
Better…
…pay the fee or bake a cake for me
Hey, either way I wanna see you topless
We can cut the B.S now so you get up on my cockpit…
…Breakfast with my sausage on deck
Shake rattle & roll like you was in a contest
But
To be honest
I'd rather eat something
And you know I…
By Larry June (2018)
On album Numbers (2020)

…'
Makin' sure that you good, and do the bitch cook you breakfast? Yeah, and I appreciate that, baby, for real
I don't know what…
…and do the bitch cook you breakfast? Yeah, and I'ma do the same for you, baby, for real
I don't know what it is, but it feels so right
[Verse 2…
…' sure that you good, and do the bitch cook you breakfast? Yeah, and I'ma do the same for you, baby, for real
I don't know what…

…on right here between us
Oh
Boy I know you're playing the field
You're texting every kinda girl
But for one second can you imagine…
…neck
As I'm trynna cook breakfast
Oh
Yeah wouldn't it be nice
Wouldn't it be nice
Wouldn't it be nice if you came home with me
We…
…be watchin' movies and then fall asleep
You're kissing my neck
As I'm trynna cook breakfast
Oh
Yeah wouldn't it be nice
Wouldn't it be nice if you…

…around in my two seat
5'5 pretty brown eyes
She cook my breakfast and roll my reefers
I'm cool wit' her Mama and all her people
I…
…eyes
She cook my breakfast and roll my reefers
I'm cool wit' her Mama and all her people
I told her I'm there if she ever need me…
…make her splash
I can make her splash like a pool puddle
Made her ass my WCW
Girl I'll buy you MCM
Took her places she ain't never…

…a look at the menu
Look what we got, look what we got now
We got shit we could send you
That syrup be sticking, she say it's so sweet yeah
Cook them…
…send you
That syrup be sticking, she say it's so sweet yeah
Cook them grits for the venue
Shawty cooking them grits, she making em…
…' hot now
Got that shit that will bend you
Niggas not in the lab so they tryna' plot now
We the breakfast club, yeah yeah yeah yeah…

…]
"Wait until I'm older, then I'll kill you" is his one unspoken vow
[MARVIN]
I need my breakfast now
[ALL]
Everybody…
…but have you seen her milk a cow?
[MARVIN]
And I can read her like a book
[LADIES]
Marvin wouldn't read that kind of novel anyhow…
…!
[LADIES]
Waving his hands like a twit
He throws a fit
Then a knife
[MARVIN]
You call this breakfast on my birthday…

…]
"Wait until I'm older, then I'll kill you" is his one unspoken vow
[MARVIN]
I need my breakfast now
[ALL]
Everybody…
…but have you seen her milk a cow?
[MARVIN]
And I can read her like a book
[LADIES]
Marvin wouldn't read that kind of novel anyhow…
…!
[LADIES]
Waving his hands like a twit
He throws a fit
Then a knife
[MARVIN]
You call this breakfast on my birthday…

Some people eat grapefruit for breakfast
some people eat oatmeal
there are those who are sure
granola is a very good deal…
…to a great big plate
of cold pizza for breakfast
warm Coke to wash it down
Ahh!
maybe a couple of pepperoni
make this meal well…
…eating cold pizza with you
I know that Oprah would never approve
but Oprah Winfrey has a private cook!
(she doesn't cook)
she…

…Breakfast can wait
Grits and gravy
Cheese, eggs, and jam
Can nobody cook it like you girl
No ma'am
This here early morning
Need…
…something else on my plate
I think I want another bite of you
Breakfast can wait
Breakfast can wait
You really put it on me
You shut…
…think you're great
Ain't no need to rush
Breakfast can wait
Finally my eyes are open
I dream about you all night long…