"You brought a flower in a jar"

Riz Cause you're on my turf This a bloodbath It's not a fair fight It's like you were overbooked On a United Air flight RIZ I…

…for teenagers Wearing flower headbands He was on Girls To try to spice up the plot Now Girls is off-air You connect the dots… You were in…

Is falling over at the GRAMMYs You brought up Jason Bourne Which makes you a sucker Cause you look like Matt Damon If he only…

…to be with with me Treat me shittely then cheat on me Russell Brand: You were my darling flower Katy: You should go take a shower My…

…finger might just be the only thing that can please Katy Perry Russell: Take me back I brought you a gift Panties from…

…no, not again Miley Miley: We made out... Katy: That's because you mouth raped me Miley: I brought you, a jar of all my STD's Katy…

…to be with with me Treat me shittely then cheat on me [Russell Brand] You were my darling flower [Katy] You should go take a…

…shower My finger might just be the only thing that can please Katy Perry [Russell] Take me back I brought you a gift Panties from…

…] Oh no, not again Miley [Miley] We made out... [Katy] That's because you mouth raped me [Miley] I brought you, a jar of all my…

…make it back I'll pick a different colored flower every field that I pass And bring ‘em back home to you I breathe it in…

…catch some mountain air in a jar for ya I'll pick a different colored flower every field that I pass And bring ‘em back home to you…

…mountain air in a jar for ya I'll pick a different colored flower every field that I pass And bring ‘em back home to you…

…> (E. walks in with pot and plops it on B.'s head) > > E: Here Bert, try this on! > B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you doing? Get…

…the sugar bowl, see? (takes a taste of one) B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the sugar bowl…

…at camera) B: Ya show me. (does the famous head tilt) E: Ok, well you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here. B: In the flower pot…

…the cookie jar and so I had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? [takes a taste of one] B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you…

…[leaves with bowl and Bert looks at camera] B: Ya show me. [does the famous head tilt] E: Ok, well you see, I put the sugar in the flower…

…pot here. B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. Well _where'd_ you put the flower that was growing there, huh? E: Oh…

…(Ernie walks in with a cooking pot and plops it on Bert's head) Ernie: Here Bert, try this on! Bert: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you…

…the cookie jar and so I had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? (takes a taste of one) Bert: Well... yeah, Ernie, but ... but if you…

…hmm hmm (leaves with bowl and Bert looks at camera) Bert: Yeah, show me. (does the famous head tilt) Ernie: Ok, well you see, I put the sugar in the flower…

…myself, I will always cry Keep my frown in a jar on a shelf Put on my favorite smile So far away, in my high state In my head, it's…

…another I can learn to lose a friend But I know myself, I can't be like that I can't help myself, I will always cry Keep my frown in a jar on a…

…shelf Put on my favorite smile So far away, in my high state Under a stone in the back, I've grown a flower for you…

…[Up in the Rafters] I want to love you like the monster loves a flower Disarming as a bird flying backwards And my heart is a…

…of ribs almost escaping your skin To fly south, south until the springtime Your hips stood out like confidence You were naked as a newborn in the snow, and you…

…nectarine That she picked earlier that morning in the orchard And you are on the street, a chest of drawers, free While…

…the world Does a flower bloom show such beauty What of the trinkets we're buying A world behind Can't you see the sunshine Roses bloom…

…it The world we in Surely you have to see How in the world Can we see a shinning star And place it on a jar Yet it still to far How in…

…be on the moon Yet it still to soon Still to soon For peace to be here soon How in the world How in the world Can you see a shining star And place it in on a jar…

…dirty like Bun B and Pimp, I ain't parking my car Got three microwaves, working with my fork in the jar Stay splurging, digging in it like a…

…shower In the kitchen and I'm mixing, flipping figgas and flour Got this flower flipping, plus I'm making moves power ticking A…

…the flo' Put your 4-4 in your pocket, 'fore you hit the do' It's a game where money talk, violence control Rule number one, silence…

…read; My son, he wouldn't need... an elegy Stupid beans! Not medicine! Oh god, here in this jar... I can't read what…

…(as Gutenberg's Friend), spoken] Shut up! [DOUG, spoken] Friend of Gutenberg sobs like a woman He cradles his dead baby in his illiterate arms…

…] Oh, come on guys, let's not fight! Here, I'll buy you a flower from that anti-semitic flower girl! [BUD (as Flower Girl)] Here's a…

…[Chorus: Adam Calhoun] You can catch me in the sticks with the hicks and the shotguns Backwoods certified and everybody got one…

…and make the call, and everything ended at once Hit the gas and burn some grass and headed down a dirt road Public nuisance, you must…

…wrapped 'round a flower vase Ridin' dirty outlaw, catch me if you can Good luck with that copper, I'm the gingerbread man And I'm just…

…get so far, that I see you through Reaching into the jar for a dream come true [Chorus:] I'm over the moon Doing my thing, doing…

It feels like Red Bull gave me wings and I can't be stopped You see I rhyme like a beast, but I sing like a flower I'm feeling tall, so…

…tall like the Eiffel Tower I've been chilling on a star, with my five star view I wanna get so far, that I see you through Reaching into the jar for a…

…swag on and step up to the plate Then I put London in my pocket, up, up, up and away [Pre-Chorus] I've been chillin' out on a…

…star with my five star view I wanna get so far then I see you, Boo Reaching into the jar for a dream come true [Chorus] I'm over…

…wanna get so far then I see you, Boo Reaching into the jar for a dream come true [Chorus] I'm over the moon Doing my thing, doing…