EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ELVIS PRESLEY! VS! MICHAEL JACKSON!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Michael Jackson]
Oooh, Elvis Presley as I live…
…about the birds and bees
When you met your own wife when she was only 14
Then you made one daughter, she (Ah) came to me
I took…
…tough? Man, you look like Tootie
I was badder than you in my Blue Hawaii movie
You lost your damn mind, that's why they cast you…
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ELVIS PRESLEY! VS! MICHAEL JACKSON!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Michael Jackson]
Oooh, Elvis Presley as I live…
…about the birds and bees
When you met your own wife when she was only 14
Then you made one daughter, she (Ah) came to me
I took…
…tough? Man, you look like Tootie
I was badder than you in my Blue Hawaii movie
You lost your damn mind, that's why they cast you…
…hits since I was six years old
I'm the King of Pop, you're the King of Jelly Rolls
Young Elvis Presley
Well I died…
…ass with my shiny glove
How you gonna talk about the birds and the bees
When you met your own wife when she was only 14…
…her
You think you're tough? Man, you look like Tootie
I was badder then you in my Blue Hawaii movie
You lost your damn mind that's…
…this spirit like Ali the greatest
Medicinal marijuana, am I medicated?
Aerosmith jaded
She looked like Nala when she got on top me
I gazed in her…
…eyes and responded
Can we go half on a baby?
Broke another fingernail scratching on my back
Navel was to the ceiling when I'm…
…pushing on her pelvis
See my tattoo of Elvis when I'm tearing up her cat
She tapped
[Hook]
I'm a perfect imperfection
My craft…
…this spirit like Ali the greatest
Medicinal marijuana, am I medicated?
Aerosmith jaded
She looked like Nala when she got on top me
I gazed in her…
…eyes and responded
Can we go half on a baby?
Broke another fingernail scratching up my back
Navel was to the ceiling when…
I'm pushing on her pelvis
See my tattoo of Elvis when I'm tearing up her cat
She tapped
[Hook]
I'm a perfect imperfection
My craft…
…[Intro: Storyteller]
And the spirit of John moved upon the face of the waters;
And John said "Let there be light" and there was…
…in a good way, (You're always on my mind, you're always on my mind)
And when you get on there don't be j*rkin' on it, just ride nice…
…you when you hear her waters roar?
Or do you look with awe and wonder, Massachusetts shore
Brave new men who stepped…
…[Round 1: The Kid]
You have the face of bird
(TIME!)
I'm joking that was '60s angle when he first spoke to this guy
So don't cry…
…with better punches
Yes I lost to him too but that was because of jealous judges
I'll be making sure this one this one has a different end
You…
…with a bun in the oven
Then every night give her nothing but loving
'Til she delivers that bundle of joy and you discover you've got a son it's…
…marijuana, am I medicated?
Aerosmith jaded
She looked like Nala when she got on top me
I gazed in her eyes and responded
Can we go…
…half on a baby?
Broke another fingernail scratching on my back
Nailed her to the ceiling when I'm pushing on her pelvis
See my…
…tattoo of Elvis when I'm tearing up her cat
I'm a perfect imperfection
My craft has been perfected
I just need affection
Emotionally…
…her before, she like my meat but she said she a herbivore
I can't stand her poof be gone heffer, whatever
She back…
…and better
When I had her beat it, like staples, that was easy
What them tig ol bitties do, Nefertiti boo
I might need some water goggles when…
…curse in features, worse demeanor, every verse is meaner
Hold up almost lost point of the subject, what was it again oh yeah I was…
By Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip (2008)
On album Angles (2008)
…believe my eyes, she was a sepia goddess
Every contour was perfection and her demeanour was modest
Even armed…
…with all this beauty she was in no way belittling
I'd liken her body to the opening riff from Little Wing
Her eyes burned deep…
…the milk in my Kahlúa, I was the Hartman to her Coltrane
Showed me scars she had acquired each time a genius would depart
Jimi Hendrix on her…
My mother cleans Elvis's house
Yeah she and everybody else
Moved to Memphis for the King.
She used to work at the Motel 6
Now she…
…in this
Hotel in Memphis
When I just want to kiss
Somebody tonight
My mother doesn't seem to mind
That Elvis isn't still alive
She just toils…
…in memory
She's no hippie, she's no flake
She just thinks that it's her fate
And who am I to disagree
Everybody's got…
…believe my eyes she was a sepia goddess
every contour was perfection her demeanour was modest
even armed with all this beauty she was…
…the glass and just toasting
we had a meeting of minds
she breathed a life in this old brain
she was the milk in my kahlua
i was the hartman to her…
…heart
different fingers mingus, davis
and her leg scarred for elvis
ray charles on her eyelids
jim morrison on her pelvis
then she…
Just to let 'em sit up on the shelf, b*tch?
Yela' done lost his mind
Dropped 70 grand up on the Chevrolet
A bug got into my throat…
…and Rollies, e-beefs, boring tweets
These b*tches totally taking thoting, to a whole 'nother level (What's yo' name?) like they was born for hoeing
And then she…
…a warning
So she can get accepted socially, so you gotta know
Was she colder than ice? She rolling the dice
Or block her on the neck like…
Just to let 'em sit up on the shelf, bitch?
Yela' done lost his mind
Dropped 70 grand up on the Chevrolet
A bug got into my throat…
…and rollies,E-Beef's boring tweets
These bitches totally taking thoting, to a whole 'nother level (What's yo' name?) like they was born for hoeing
And then she…
…a warning
So she can get accepted socially,so you gotta know, was she colder than ice? She rolling the dice
Or block her on the neck, like…
Just to let 'em sit up on the shelf, b*tch?
Yela' done lost his mind
Dropped 70 grand up on the Chevrolet
A bug got into my throat…
…and Rollies, e-beefs, boring tweets
These b*tches totally taking thoting, to a whole 'nother level (What's yo' name?) like they was born for hoeing
And then she…
…a warning
So she can get accepted socially, so you gotta know
Was she colder than ice? She rolling the dice
Or block her on the neck like…