"When i was nine years old i wanted to be was sexy"

…forty-two and I was only eighteen She liked to freak, she's just a fiend It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans I met…

…chill Knew a hot chick from south of Spain She was so pretty with a mouth to bang I loved it when she left her titties out to…

…can say I won't be back soon Met a fine bitty, named Dina She was a built little freak from China Do I wanna hit it? Well kinda…

…the Hobbit, is alive and doing fine. Off in magic lands, using both his hands, Just so he can count to nine. (I Want A Classic Optimus For Christmas - to the tune of "I…

Stuart: What in blazes? Dr. Sam Beckett: Al, where am I? When am I? Who am I? (SFX: Ziggy sound effects) Al: According to…

…-exterminate! With our deadly toilet plunger! (MINI-SKIT – A Cthulu Story) Cthulu: I, Cthulu, the great old one, has returned to…