Joan
She loved the way I rocked on the microphone
When I met Joan
I took her home
She was just like a doggy all on my bone
There's…
…and it came for free
Not for everybody just mainly me
I'm a minute man bitch, 'cause I aim to be
I met this hoe named Sweet Denice
Liberian Girl, but the freak's a…
…forty-two and I was only eighteen
She liked to freak, she's just a fiend
It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans
I met…
…diamonds and pearls
Would U be a happy boy or a girl?
All I can do is just offer U my love
All I can offer U is my love
I never…
…baby
But all I ever wanted 2 do
I wanna be your lover
I wanna be the only one that makes U come running
I wanna be your lover
I wanna…
…turn U on, turn U out
All night long make U shout
Ooh, lover, yeah!
I wanna be the only one U come 4
Yeah {x4}
I'm goin' down 2…
Why you cryin' to me
Same song and dance
The first victim I had, she was a big one
Big movie star, party girl, big fun
She was the girl…
…Girl I'm just kidding let me start over again, hun
See what I meant was we should have a little intervention
Come with me to…
…really going on was that I had developed a crush,
I just didn't know how to tell it to her
Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to…
By MC Ren (2011)
On album Life (2011)
…]
The first victim I had, she was a big one
Big movie star, a party girl, big fun
She was the girl the media always picked…
…where I come in, son
Look, here she comes, I better pull out the big guns
Hello Lindsay, you're looking a little thin, hun
How 'bout a ride to…
…again, hun
See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention
Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension
You…
…graduation
And she wanted to catch a fade
We burned a bowl and got buzzed, She was high and tight
I taper when I layer, that part was the highlight
This guy is going to…
…the time at work with his jacket, shir,t tie
Call him jacket shirt tie man
I was just in the philippines but I am not a thai man
Next summer I will go to…
…gun was on his phone, it was an emoji
And he's too emotional to be a gangster he's be an emo G
And I already had pizza…
…the doe and the fat dick
I never knew that, lovin' blind (blind)
Called me come over to her house (house)
Had no cue she just wanted to fuck (woah)
But u was just…
She gave me head and I have her exposure
Jumping all night she was wild and I rode
She wanted fuck and I wanted to love her that bitch was…
…love me no more
All I wanted was love and love (love)
All she wanted was grind and grind
But we got to be honest in love (yea)
I…
…me and punched me in my eye, man
So I'm, I was just trying to talk to his girl
I don't even know her, man! (Aw, man, that's dead…
…can do"
I popped some trash and in a little bit of time
I showed some cash and the girl was mine
I took her over…
…scared when she started to yell
So I hit her with a trash can and ran like hell
I was duckin through alleys right and left
But when…
…me and punched me in my eye, man
So I'm, I was just trying to talk to his girl
I don't even know her, man! (Aw, man, that's dead…
…can do"
I popped some trash and in a little bit of time
I showed some cash and the girl was mine
I took her over town…
…scared when she started to yell
So I hit her with a trash can and ran like hell
I was duckin through alleys right and left
But when…
…of, such fans of each other's music, so we wanted to do a song together, [and] add an energy that accumulates all…
…of, me feeling very unified right now, and the people I meet and have a lot in common with. It just makes me feel like I've got a place to be…
…lips and then color it in. The coolest person I ever saw putting lipstick on was a girl on the bus. She used to just put…
…bums are mad, Sketty bums are sick
We took 'em all the way down to Mac City bitch
She wanted the boob and I gave her the dick
She…
…vile
Now mainly we're just shaggin' for the while
Nine months later she was knockin' wit' a child
She got her back to Mac City…
…an got tha' Boomtang
Her ass was tidy an I like the way her breath tang
The best slag to ever Rang-A-Bang
Smoked up her pussy then I…
…grab it by the balls
Shared a name with my mother
She died when I was five years old
Turn the hurt around
Knew I was…
…[Verse 6: Sherry Pie]
I never wanted to be an actress
I thought I'd stick to music
But I was desperately seeking something…
And then Sean gave me Shanghai Surprise, and a ring
Some people wondered "Who's that girl?"
I was just breathless over Dick (Tracy)
Though…
…grab it by the balls
Shared a name with my mother
She died when I was five years old
Turn the hurt around
Knew I was…
…around in a wedding gown
A dirty blonde with a sexy mole
Just like Marilyn
I had material goals (Ah, ah)
'Cause I'm a boy toy, baby
And all the little…
Essence Hall]
So, after dressing you up in my love
There was only one thing left to do
Take it all off
I made a video in Paris (Ooh…
Verse 1
I was just 18,
young, single and sexy
Having a party,
nothing serious was on my mind
That's when I met him,
tall…
He told me he wanted to be the one who can make me happy
I said to my mama,
Mama, I think I found him
And Mama don tell me,
girl…
…
girl, hakuna matata
Cuz sooner or later,
you will be a mama
I wrote down a letter,
sending it off to my sweetie
You will be a papa,
and then I…
…like you (like me)
To come into my life and make my dreams come true
(Chorus)
(Brown Boy)
All I ever wanted was a girl like you…
Boy)
All I ever wanted was a girl like you..like you
Someone I could give my heart to
(Girl)
All I ever needed was someone like…
…that body
So caliente
got you talkin naughty oh yeah (can you feel it)
oh yeah
(Chorus)
(Brown Boy)
All I ever wanted was a girl like…
By Art Rush (2009)
On album Top Ryde (2009)
…cautionary..
When I was 15
I went bowling with this Christian youth group
Not that I was Christian
I just went to see this girl
Every…
…since I was five, Mike
Beware my skills
//
(Michael sings to another Michael)
When I was a kid
We'd go bowling every once in a…
…1
There's a two on either side
Bowling in the place to be
Top Ryde
I remember when we all got AMF-branded hot dogs
Hot dogs…