"What you probably remember is something like this"

…at the junkyard. What is that, conjecture? Are you basing that on that he's got a normal, healthy brain or something? Did you not see him beat a dude to death for, like…

…and then no more Tuco. -Hey, Sky. -Hey, Hank. How you doing? Is this. This a bad time? No, come on in. I should've called first. I'm sorry. What can…

I'm at work, so. Oh, hey. You wanna see something really freaky? -Well, I would, but-- -Seriously, Walt, this is. You gotta check out this…

…[Round 1: JC] Grown man bars is something you gotta deal with it Nah that's not my shit… Nestle Crunch bars is something you had…

…on the Clips and give him a split screen You know exactly what I don't like About your guess which room I'm in scheme? You started…

…that shit, I'm that nigga Now do something to forget about this ass whooping You got a girl, go smash Ash nigga Funny thing is I had…

…hot; it was probably as red as her chair. “Is everything okay? I think you should sit down,” she said. I sat in a light brown wooden…

…circled in diamonds,” I said. “This is an 18k gold band wrapped in diamonds from Tiffany & Co.” The voices kept saying, “If you…

…a conversation with someone.” “Alex, just go talk to her. She's drunk, this is the drunkest you have been…

…moment is a chess move I see your chances getting slimmer than a test tube To walk like I walk you need your best shoes…

But sorry I don't walk no more, call me Jet Blue You couldn't get at me if I let you Cause everything I spit is nasty like pet food…

…me I know my wave coming I'm off the top more often than not, what it gave for me Like, you could take me to the grave something…

…no more, call me Jet Blue You couldn't get at me if I let you Cause everything I spit is nasty like pet food Atchoo, eww, that's rude This…

…peek hole like that? Really in a golf chair leaning like that And I'd catch a case if I beat it like that Girl, I remember you, you…

…it gave for me Like, you could take me to the grave something I'd probably take something, but they could never wait for me I see them…

The type of kid to do something like offer you dental floss Just to be generous and I don't know how many people remember this But for a kid his…

…friend, Jordan what do I do Wait it's kinda late I hope I didn't wake you She said I was fine and I made up my mind This was something…

…for my number because she liked the rap And she was really cute and I saw you patting my shoulder You're like really gorgeous is what…

I want people to know what is possible in these situations and that you as a human being are 100% allowed to say no to something…

…was never touched or made to feel like I had to do something out of my comfort zone. In fact, I was having a lot of fun with this…

…but nothing like this). Then I guess I cleaned up and got dressed and I don't even remember saying bye or what happened…

…[Chorus] The boredom is killin' me I don't even know what I did this week Even if I did I somethin' I probably wouldn't remember…

…killin' me I don't even know what I did this week Even if I did I somethin' I probably wouldn't remember 'Cause I'm hardly ever sober…

…killin' me I don't even know what I did this week Even if I did I somethin' I probably wouldn't remember 'Cause I'm hardly…

…my type of party This is my type of party This is my type of party [Verse 1] You look like it's a ghost (you look…

…kind of party) Are we invited (are we invited) This something new (this something new) You gotta try it hey I got a room I got…

…a room full of hoes at the Hyatt I got a hell of a drunk I can't hide it Do something new you just might like it I got a kite I…

I'm appreciative of the look, but I also know this is just another glib in your morning run of reading through bullshit lists…

…and vine comps on Worldstar (sup J). Also, please forgive the fact that this article is poorly written, has no structure, and is…

…people have when they see police, which is what I imagine Justin Bieber feels like on a daily basis. I grew up two blocks from…

…[Verse 1] Its like I dream about you everyday man Pause that But I don't think that's something weird to hear from your fans Now…

…i'm no Stan I just think we go together Its like apart of me is you, but you probably know it better See, your smarter than I…

…your fall like Ernest Hemingway Hoes hop in your rental, so its getting suspenseful Start my car, hoping that you know what…

…who's this? DONALD (a beat) You called me WOMAN (V.O) This is the Callifax Collection Company. Who am I speaking with? DONALD I…

…know who you're looking for; he's not here WOMAN(V.O) Do you know where he can be reached? DONALD What month is it? WOMAN (V.O…

…the side to talk to EMILY who is swimming DONALD What did you think of track seven? EMILY I don't know. It was okay. I don't know about…

…who's this? DONALD (a beat) You called me WOMAN (V.O) This is the Callifax Collection Company. Who am I speaking with? DONALD I…

…know who you're looking for; he's not here WOMAN(V.O) Do you know where he can be reached? DONALD What month is it? WOMAN (V.O…

…the side to talk to EMILY who is swimming DONALD What did you think of track seven? EMILY I don't know. It was okay. I don't know about…

HOPES AND DREAMS LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA What's your name? What do you do? Do you want to do anything else, and if so what is…

…? What is life going to look like in the year 3000? How far is a light year? What have you been listening to lately? Do you have…

Kanye last month, that was probably the greatest thing that happened this year as far as I can remember The best that about being me is…

…1. What's your name? 2. What do you do? 3. Do you want to do anything else. and if so what is it? 4. What's your first memory? 5…

…switch bodies with someone for 24 hours, who would it be? 8. What three superpowers do you wish you had? 9. What's life going to be like…

…in the year 3000? 10. How far is a light year? 11. What have you been listening to lately? 12. Do you have any secret…