…jeans she was wearin'
Blonde pig tails said she liked fat boys
I hit it so hard her ass made a clap noise
She had another friend, red…
…then took a breather and called Shareese
Both of them hoes tag-teamed my meat
I turned 'em out so good they had to pay me
The very same night, I met with…
…time she got horny she would slap me
Something about causin' pain made her happy
She said soft love makin' was sappy
So I got with it and choked the…
…' holdin' my di*k, boy, I don't quit
Crowd rockin' motherf*cker from around the way
I got a six-shooter, yo' mean hombre'
Rollin' through the hood, to find the boys…
…to get drunk, got the 8 in my lips
Put in the old tape Marvin Gaye's greatest hits
Turn the sh*t up, had the bass cold whompin'
Cruisin…
…ass off, put it to the floor
Bottle was empty so I went to the store
n*gga on tilt 'cause I was drunk
See a sissy-ass punk, had…
…brave
Rollin' through the hood
To find the boys
Kick dust and cuss, crank up some noise
Police on my drawers
I have to pause
40…
…to get drunk got the 8 in my lips
Put in the old tape Marvin Gaye's greatest hits
Turn the sh*t up had the…
…knocked out cold
(Ah aha, made you look sick you snotty nosed prick
Now your fly b*tch is all over his di*k)
Punk got dropped cause the…
…brave
Rollin' through the hood
To find the boys
Kick dust and cuss, crank up some noise
Police on my drawers
I have to pause
40…
…to get drunk got the 8 in my lips
Put in the old tape Marvin Gaye's greatest hits
Turn the shit up had the…
…store
Nigga on tilt cause I was drunk
See an enemy on mine, had to go in my trunk
Reached inside cause it's like that
Came back out with…
…wild mutha f*cka
>From around the way
I gotta sick shooter
Yo mean hombre
Wanderin through the hood
To find the boys
To kick dust…
Flipped his a** off
Got into the car
My bottle was empty
So I went to the store
Nigga on tilt
Cause I was drunk
Seen…
…a sissy a** punk
Had to go in my trunk
Reached inside
Cause it's like that
Came back out
With a silver gat
Fired at the…
…party then
I got drunk with all the boys
Our florid faces shown so bright
We made a lot of noise
By 2am we all were drunk
On April Fool's Day…
…and on a tear
My party shirt got torn
I tried to take a woman down
Right there on the bathroom floor
She refused, I threw her out
Screaming…
…drove back home
I rousted out my half-dead friends
We said goodbye with downcast eyes
So sheepish in the end
My mother came out…
…circulation like a half dollar
I take a quarter of your blood like your grand daughter
See I made it out to Cali from the…
…"
And they want to watch a show, so I go the PG safe route
I let 'em eat the dinner with the TV trays out
While I got mouth in the…
E'rything blue/blue, sprayed, you and Windex got the same premise
Made sense/sents since clearly I was working with a stained image…
…to hit that sh*t, hell I'm never sober
It's a little joke to lighten the mood before you see him burn at the stake
It's funny I just finished with…
Aftershock, now I got another weak version of Quake?
And I asked for a miracle but this wasn't a prayer
No hands together, face to God with…
…in your last battle, all that irrelevant noise was hella annoyin'
With you rappin' 'bout sh*t like cellulars pointin…
…got one night, get wasted
I mean, I know you tryna think it out
But go with what you feel 'cause real problems can't…
…in
Higher than a motherfucker, drunk than a motherfucker, with my boys
And I'm thinking, damn, man
Five years ago, we were dead broke…
…can drive in case we get pulled over"
'Cause we got, we got pulled over last time we went there
But you know, he had a license, so it made…
…place to hang
Just watchin' all the bitches just throwin' that thang
In a smoke-filled room, filled with noise
On a special night just for the boys…
She danced on the table, I poured with sweat
Put my hand in my pocket, pulled out a bet
She laid on the table, then opened her…
…thighs
No hairs on the pussy, which made my dick rise
She went crazy, and I got loose
Gave her a 20 and the pussy juiced
It's the boys…
…we can battle like this
Fact is, we grew up without a sattelite dish
Raised with lame toys, like wooden Game Boys
So I just kinda…
…crossed my eyes and made noise
Now check this, the epileptic etch-a-sketch kid
Gets arrested for possession of herbal weapons
Got…
…a militia or a smuggling business
I got friends who went from harmless potheads
To being monitored by a lot of the top Feds
Job promotions…
Fetchit how we laughed
An all your Sunday school images giving flesh and giggling
With the ice pick high off his head
Made ya laugh…
…names
You see it and hear it too
But you say it got a right to exist just like you and if God made it
But then we got to argue
And the…
…is head resting uneasily on his folded arms
And the boy that smiled and the girl he went with
And in my eyes too…
…[Verse 1: Drunk D]
Rollin' on my swangers, nigga I'm straight
If you wanna get paid it ain't never too late
I got the tech nine, the…
…be a slaughter
Went up to the front door, didn't make no noise
Kicked that motherfucker in like the jump out boys
Put my nine to the…
…fizzool izz-ass nizzigga
Give up what you got, or get your ass shot the fuck up
[Verse 2: Seagram]
S-E-A-G nigga coming with the…
Named after the Empire's Queen
Signed on down in Westminster,
Found digs in Kennington Lane
The first night we went out
We both got…
…drunk and made a noise
Ran back across the Vauxhall bridge
Chased by the Chelsea boys
Next day we got up early
Just before the…
And Joey he's my manager
And he tells me one day soon
He's going to make us into stars
So now we're both out working
On the tourists in the…