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Scrubstitute Teachers

By Insane Clown Posse (2015)

On album The Mighty Death Pop! Box Set (2012)

The Mighty Death Pop! Box Set

…fat-ass wig in class Don't push me, kid. Take your fuckin' seat And less proceed. Who got the weed? What do you normally do…

…in an ounce o' weed And at a dime a piece, that's 280 [?] Just get your homie's name, and it's back on the streets *ring* Well…

…empty they pockets Lesson one: Anyone can get got Screw ya, how to flip a no and cut a key. Don't get shot Pay attention to the teacher, and

Ariana Positions Cardi B WAP

By Mixing Songs

…charge Extra large and extra hard Put this pussy right in your face Swipe your nose like a credit card Hop on top, I wanna ride

…get your boots and your coat for this wet-ass pussy (Ah, ah, ah) He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet-ass pussy (Click…

…you got for this wet-ass pussy Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet-ass pussy Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some…

Live Intro Performance | 2020 Roots Picnic Virtual Experience

By Black Thought

Black Thought

…bass guitar The fiends never say the taste is off The CDC, done trace the cough back To where your faith was lost at and press 69 to

…trope It proves everything that I wrote's a slippery slope It's hard to cope and still push the envelope When your mind is far beyond…

…ponder But I refuse to break down or stay somber While history repeats itself like a mantra I got too much more to live for The demon and the

Livin a Mac's Life

By Mac Dre (1993)

On album Young Black Brotha (1993), The Musical Life of Mac Dre Vol 1 - The Strictly Business Years: 1989-1991 (2013)

Young Black Brotha

…but it's not cocaine Not the type of guy, the type of nigga That smokes weed but would never smoke a ciga— Rette, and I'll bet…

…playa, fly to the park Not the big pimp, I play the player's part You know, maxin' and relaxin', catchin' action Make a dope rhyme…

…put it on wax and Let it hit the street, so you could peep A dope ass rhyme to a dope ass beat Mac Dre, baby, the most rappable…

Get 'Em Daddy

By Hell Rell (2005)

On album Bubble Music (2005), The Best Of Hell Rell Part 2

Bubble Music

…not, I go and get dutches it's a 50 box I weed hash, when I breeze pass, breathe fast, eat ass, or point like Steve Nash But i'm fixin to

…way we march wit dimes, good help is hard to find, salt wipe the art I twine Art design, arch a mine, Fresno to Clarke i'm fine…

…arm, more rocks on the charm, and I done cop from every damn haze spot on Autobomb Heavy weed smoker, get ounces…

Schooling MC's

By Upfront Mc (2018)

On album Sound of Evolution (2012)

Sound of Evolution

…is in canteen next to the freezers In lessons you're seen as a class clown and jester speaker You're best to leave your pre-written…

…scripts on the desk please So let's see, wait you ain't written this, you don't get freed You gotta sit in the removal room for a

…you need to stop skipping history classes Copy homework and say it's yours although your Dad wrote it So in tests and exams solving…

Mr. West

By Jacob Sisco (2015)

On album Gimmick (2015)

Gimmick

No assigned seating I'd prefer your lap Some bring apples I take a different approach Just raise my legs and do what I'm told Will this be on the

…final exam Bend me over the desk and let you to go ham Chorus: Oh Mr. West may I ask you a question I've been very bad…

…be late for class Guess a tardies worth it just to get a piece of ass No one has to know baby its just me and you Lets me after…

Sleep

By Gannon (2011)

On album First Time Round (2011)

First Time Round

…never Ain't been lifting, keep on flexin But I'm still gon be up texting While you're restin, learn a lesson Turn your back and

…any of these problems gonna break me down for long I'm putting all my best into every single song Cause my right is your wrong And

…my night is your dawn I'm quite alright another guy you tryna not call on It's a ticking time bomb Alarm clock on yo desk No that ain't a

Get Em Daddy

By Cam'ron (2006)

On album Killa Season (2006), 50 Killa Season

Killa Season

…it: cash, bastard Had them bitches ass-backwards, fuck 'em like a jackrabbit Is she crab status? Call the girl a itchy twat Stick…

…me not, I go and get dutches, it's a 50-box I got weed, hash; when I breeze past, breathe fast Eat ass on point like Steve Nash…

…if you wanna buy weight Fuck a borough, we floodin' the whole Tri-State 20 thou' on the arm, more rocks on the charm And I done…

It Takes a Thief

By Coolio (1994)

On album It Takes a Thief (1994)

It Takes a Thief

So run your motherfuckin pockets 'fore they find your ass dead in the park Put your hands behind your head and interlock your

…gun when I'm on the creep There's a buster on the West Side, I heard he gotta grip And he's outta town on business so I'm…

…charm It didn't take long to find what I was lookin for I was damned near finished when I heard a key in the door I jumped in the closet and

Take It to the Hub

By Coolio (2014)

On album Take It to the Hub (2014)

Take It to the Hub

…it's dark So run your motherfuckin' pockets 'fore they find your ass dead in the park Put your hands behind your head and

…open when you go to sleep There's a buster on the West Side, I heard he gotta grip And he's outta town on business so I'm schemin…

…charm It didn't take long to find what I was lookin' for I was damned near finished when I heard a key in the door I jumped in the closet and

Amateur song

By Gemaine

Gemaine

…sophisticated stoners And every outcast loner So just welcome to my exploits Verse 1 Put your arms up,feet first Rolled up,Reefer I…

…just refer To the last time I had a fever That wasn't to long ago Park it in reverse Let's go toe to toe Cruise around without a

I survived the beginning of the end put it on a t shirt Cause I'm all bout to get paid I have all your souls in lock,I…

Broken Language

By Smoothe Da Hustler (1995)

On album Once Upon A Time In America (1996), Best of the Past Hip-Hop (2011), Broken Language / Hustlin' (1995)

Once Upon A Time In America

…internal heart dark sticker The red scope body hitter Here to hang wit Digga and a buddha niggas The trigga happy, father gun call…

…title stripper The idol flipper The cross breaker and bible ripper.... [Trigga] The black history driver The racial thinker The 9 to 9 to

…money stasher, the shit crapper The a-k-a club basher My brother gotta record racker The battle spinner The grand prize winner The life and

Memory Sickness

By Phong Nguyen

On album Memory Sickness

Phong Nguyen

Their idea is that we are active learners and need the feel of three-dimensional space in order to believe what we see. “This is what your insides look like…

…” Teacher says, opening the front of a plastic model of the human anatomy. “Yum,” Chuck Wonicki says, sitting next to me, and a

…few kids chuckle. He's got spiky blond hair and wears cologne. He keeps his backpack on the desk the whole class period, like he's ready to

I'm So Gone

By Lil' Flip (2004)

On album Houston We Have A Problem (2004)

Houston We Have A Problem

…(featuring Big Shasta) (Lil' Flip talking) This for all the smokers get your lighters, get you a fat sweet put this in, and

…it up, take a puff and let ya mind start to drift welcome to the world of pipes and bums if you a weed smoker you gon' like this song and

…in-tox-icated and the life style I live I know you got to hate it I smoke, and smoke, I never choke he got some bunk weed man get a

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