By Snoop Dogg (1998)
On album Woof (1998)

…about these motherfuckin'...HOS
(HOS?!) That's right, hos, and that what the topic is today on the show: hos
(Why you always…
…gotta talk about 'em?) I mean, cause if you gotta blame it on somebody
You might as well blame it on a motherfuckin ho....
[beat…
…today is uh...October 31st, if I ain't...wrong...right, nigga?
Yeah, yeah there, so uh... as they say in Halloween world…

On the streets of New York
That's how we get down
22's on the jeep
Somethin' deep in the seat
When we creep wit the heat
That's how we…
…get down
Wise men listen and laugh while fools talk
Stick up kids don't live long in New York
Fuck around and catch the wrong…
…in my face, and bitches still love me
Now Nelly told you how them country boys talk
I came to teach you how we put…

Good evening.
Police do not try to adjust your radios.
There is nothing wrong.
We have takin' control over…
…this city
As to bring you this special
Bulletin and we will return this motherfucker
To ya as soon as the National
Guard move in.
The cops want…
…that twister?
If it have cream in the middle,
I'm gonna have to gaffle ya!)
You gon' gaffle us?
(Hey, can I reach back there and get one?0
Ah…

…to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live
Brother Marquis in the house
[Brother Marquis] Yeah I'm the motherfuckin' nigga
[Ice-T]
Yeah, we gonna answer…
…the question about girl problems
All these niggas is havin' girl problems, Marq
[Brother Marquis] Huh, tell'em man, tell'em
[Ice…
…problems man
[Brother Marquis]
All of motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin' ass, for real
[Ice-T]
Niggas worryin' about bitches, they better find something else to worry about…

Cheaper to keep her
Thats real talk
Cheaper to keep her
Thats real talk, its cheaper to keep her
[Chorus: Snoop Dogg]
Now…
…Bitches try to pull snake moves to get a piece of the pie
[Hook]
Its impossible, to stop a ho
So let her go, and get the dough
Lead…
…to shoot to get the loot
Then I guess you got to do what you gotta do
But know this, fa sho this, its somethin for realler
From…

Cheaper to keep her
Thats real talk
Cheaper to keep her
Thats real talk, its cheaper to keep her
[Chorus: Snoop Dogg]
Now…
…Bitches try to pull snake moves to get a piece of the pie
[Hook]
Its impossible, to stop a ho
So let her go, and get the dough
Lead…
…to shoot to get the loot
Then I guess you got to do what you gotta do
But know this, fa sho this, its somethin for realler
From…

Cheaper to keep her
Thats real talk
Cheaper to keep her
Thats real talk, its cheaper to keep her
(Chorus: Snoop Dogg)
Now…
…Bitches try to pull snake moves to get a piece of the pie
(Hook)
Its impossible, to stop a ho
So let her go, and get the dough
Lead…
…to shoot to get the loot
Then I guess you got to do what you gotta do
But know this, fa sho this, its somethin for realler
From…

…the microphone with free spit, the style is linguistic, verbal and sadistic, where bitch motha fuckas need purses n lip stick, we sick to tha finish…
…and bring ya everything u need we the best these bitches aint even in our fuckin league. Im n MVP when it comes to flows, hope…
…family tree barely makin loot, on the shit you hear 'n see still breakin new grounds and we 20 years deep yet we still getting younger aint that somethin? The clowns ripped up a Benjamin Button.

…time for me to act just like an alcoholic
And step to the game, I'm a stumble in like I don't know
And if a nigga say somethin wrong…
…that child support
Shit, bitches is cold on a nigga who ain't got his game tight
Gettin 18-point-5 percent, half…
…to be the real player
You can't be no fake ass nigga talkin about you wanna be the man
Cos if you ain't with the game, the game ain't gonna…

…in the plaster
The dead but sticking out like hon solo when he froze
With my favorite weapons hanging off there fingers and toes
Wicked pimpin, scary bitches, livin…
…talk right now I'm on the toilet takin a shit
Hung up the phone I think my cover is blown I'm deep cover
Your wife ordered…
…a pizza from me she got the meat lovers
I'm johnny bravo the other black reo(?) get at me ho
I make these hos happy tho cause I'm there…

…hon solo when he froze
With my favorite weapons hanging off there fingers and toes
Wicked pimpin, scary bitches, livin…
…the meat lovers
Im johnny bravo the other black reo(?) get at me ho
I make these hos happy tho cause im there pappy oh
Its…
…in the club we all fight
Hanging muther fuckers my there neck off of street lights
With there legs cut off tryin to read me rights (shiiit)
I…

…to use his nine but his nine wasn't workin'
Started bangin' with his pump and the bitch started twerkin'
{lil' ya}
I put you hos…
…on the map with my dick
Then I stuck my nine in them hos but I made 'em sick
Now ya supposed to wonder what I'm gonna do
Well I…
…are
Doggin' doggin' doggin' a bitch
Who can I talk to about lance I'm a kick
It on takia because she down bad
She rode a nigga dick sucked…

…hos on the map with my dick
Then I stuck my nine in them hos but I made 'em sick
Now ya supposed to wonder what I'm gonna do
Well I…
…and the bitch started twerkin'
Verse two
{lil' ya}
I'm still tired of fuckin' you bitches everyday
I try to use my nine later…
…the type that don't give a shit
My three favorite words are
Doggin' doggin' doggin' a bitch
Who can I talk to about lance I'm…

…to use his nine but his nine wasn't workin'
Started bangin' with his pump and the bitch started twerkin'
{lil' ya}
I put you hos…
…on the map with my dick
Then I stuck my nine in them hos but I made 'em sick
Now ya supposed to wonder what I'm gonna do
Well I…
…are
Doggin' doggin' doggin' a bitch
Who can I talk to about lance I'm a kick
It on takia because she down bad
She rode a nigga dick sucked…

…y'all niggaz can't fuck with me and they can't but they try to
Some niggaz just need to be warned
It's gonna…
…these niggaz to the jets
to the hills, to the back of the tracks
A-A-ask them hos, did I do that?
I'm coming boisterous with 5 million switches
I'm…
When I come in this door the only thing y'all can do is talk about me
Better get some business about yourself that's what you…