…ain't mad cause this beat
Right here is a given
I think I'm more surprised
No one else has yet to get it
Or am I more surprised
The…
…right now
What's happening?
Oh y'all still napping
She drooling 🤤
Here's a napkin
Nobody wants to follow rules
Like Atkins
Find me on the…
It's blood drip drip
I'm the type to walk
Up to her put it in her ribs
Hit yuh wind pipe
Now it's me in yo ribs
Nigga try me
I'm…

…most likely to succeed
I'm morally bankrupt
I hate Ginger Rogers
I think that I'm dying
[COLLEGE BOY]
I have to…
…]
No
[COLLEGE BOY]
You were voted most likely to succeed
[YOUNG WIFE]
The floor is filthy
Look
Popcorn on my knees
[COLLEGE BOY…
…of
Before she
Gave into
Before I
Could have her
Most likely
Succeeding
Ah
[YOUNG WIFE]
That was quick
Look at my kneecaps
And my dress…

…there's my ole alma mata still covered with ivy vine
Where I was voted most likely to succeed class of '49
There's a little ice…
…and listened with admiration of my great mind
So I was voted most likely to succeed Class of '49
In that big house upon the hill lives the girl I left…
…guy most likely to succeed thinks you're very kind
The guy most likely to succeed class of '49…
By Simon Joyner (2009)
On album Iffy (1993)

…and a harpoon.
In my high school yearbook I was voted
Least likely to succeed.
It's better than being voted
Most likely not to breed.
Regicide…
…
On concentrated quicksand,
You could just add water and watch me sink
To all of your demands.
If you loved me
You would at…
…least try to make me feel sorry.
If you loved me
Maybe, baby,
You would break my nose.
And if I didn't love you I'd apologize,
Instead…
By EARTHGANG, JID & J. Cole

Venus]
Most likely to succeed (Yeah), most likely to smoke weed
Most likely to get money doin' somethin' I believe
Most likely put the…
…)
[Post-Chorus: Johnny Venus & J. Cole]
Most likely to succeed (Yeah, yeah-yeah)
Most likely to smoke weed (Yeah, yeah-yeah…
…)
Most likely to get money (Yeah, yeah)
Doin' somethin' I believe (Yeah-yeah)
Most likely put the city (Yeah-yeah)
On my back…

…it in, walkin' with your broad down Broadway
Skip the foreplay and brought her back to where the Don lay
It's Brooklyn, get your chain…
…and early mornings
I got a little buzz, I can't afford to miss my callin' now
Be the first to arrive and last to leave
Dropped out…
…of school, still voted most likely to succeed (Ow)
[Chorus]
Said I do this with the ease, I collect my fees and then I breeze
Neck…

I never thought I'd wind up here
Not in a million years
Working every day to stay ahead
Only to fall behind my peers…
No I don't want to work today
Voted most likely to succeed
So many years ago
What the hell now happened to me
What do I have to…
…show?
I thought I'd have it better
I thought I'd have it better by now and
(Chorus)
I don't want to work today
No I don't want to…

…most likely to succeed
They was right all she do now is suck-seeds
Clutch-clit, suck-dick while she puff weed
In the…
…bathroom, bandaids for her scuffed knees
With her hand chop a mountain down, you know where her nose at
Running where them hookers and them hoes at
Before the Paxil and the…
Prozac
She used to beg a nigga for the bozac
Now all I ever hear is where the doughs at?
The…

…most likely to succeed
They was right all she do now is suck-seeds
Clutch-clit, suck-di*k while she puff weed
In the…
…and them hoes at
Before the Paxil and the Prozac
She used to beg a n*gga for the bozac
Now all I ever hear is where the doughs at?
The…
…prada bags, Clothes at
Took my heart, froze that
Promised that if I opened it up it would never close back
It was a love so solid
Plans to deliver the…

…most likely to succeed
They was right all she do now is suck-seeds
Clutch-clit, suck-di*k while she puff weed
In the…
…and them hoes at
Before the Paxil and the Prozac
She used to beg a n*gga for the bozac
Now all I ever hear is where the doughs at?
The…
…prada bags, Clothes at
Took my heart, froze that
Promised that if I opened it up it would never close back
It was a love so solid
Plans to deliver the…

…newbies
Waitin' till ya little punk ass gets dropped like Gabe from UZI
You wanna take a trip I put some roofies in the Jacuzzi
Every…
They ain't never wanna hear me
n*gga f*ck a school ya
Voted most likely tew blow up in this cesspool
Diamond glowing on my neck
Look like…
…it its not problem with this
You mad and sad think you solving this sh*t
I love it when this b*tch gets all on my di*k
I break that hoe off now she crying cause chris…

…ya little punk ass gets dropped like Gabe from UZI
You wanna take a trip I put some roofies in the Jacuzzi
Every damn day I look…
…wanna hear me
Nigga fuck a school ya
Voted most likely tew blow up in this cesspool
Diamond glowing on my neck
Look like…
…it its not problem with this
You mad and sad think you solving this shit
I love it when this bitch gets all on my dick
I break that hoe off now she crying cause chris…

…newbies
Waitin' till ya little punk ass gets dropped like Gabe from UZI
You wanna take a trip I put some roofies in the Jacuzzi
Every…
They ain't never wanna hear me
n*gga f*ck a school ya
Voted most likely tew blow up in this cesspool
Diamond glowing on my neck
Look like…
…it its not problem with this
You mad and sad think you solving this sh*t
I love it when this b*tch gets all on my di*k
I break that hoe off now she crying cause chris…

…newbies
Waitin' till ya little punk ass gets dropped like Gabe from UZI
You wanna take a trip I put some roofies in the Jacuzzi
Every…
They ain't never wanna hear me
n*gga f*ck a school ya
Voted most likely tew blow up in this cesspool
Diamond glowing on my neck
Look like…
…it its not problem with this
You mad and sad think you solving this sh*t
I love it when this b*tch gets all on my di*k
I break that hoe off now she crying cause chris…

…double cross
She makes a man become a man of the cloth
If I was caught in the trap, I would chew my leg off
She was voted…
…girl most likely to break hearts
Motor rollin over poor white trash in her daddy's car
I'll brave a fool's paradise
To…
…handle
I'll spit in the wind and take that gamble
She was voted girl most likely to break hearts
Motor rollin over poor white trash…