"Vlad"

Okay! He could have been a sailor but [Chorus] Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the Impaler Vlad, Vlad He could have been a sailor Vlad, Vlad…

…Vlad the Impaler Vlad, Vlad He could have been a whaler Could have been a tailor He turned out to be Norman Mailer Ohh-ohh-ohh…

…was a sailor Real tough childhood for such a fucking flailer Go! He could have been a sailor but Whoa He's so glad, he's Vlad [Chorus] Vlad…

…[Intro: Zelly Ocho] I'm alone, I'm alone on the moon Hey, waggon! No she not VLAD enough (I love this shit nino) No he not VLAD…

…enough, (np, you goin' crazy) yeah No she not VLAD enough, yeah No he not VLAD enough, yeah No she not VLAD enough, yeah No he not VLAD…

…enough, yeah No she not VLAD enough, hey [Chorus: Zelly Ocho] Yeah, I thought I was insane cause I almost killed I had all…

…Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the Impaler Lifting the banner of corpses high Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the Impaler Serving swift justice…

On those who have displeased his laws Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the Impaler His homeland gutted, stricken and bare Vlad, Vlad, Vlad…

…round To witness the count pass ultimate judgement On those who have displeased his laws Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the Impaler Deep…

…[Chorus:] Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler Vlad, Vlad…

…for such a fucking failure [chorus] He's so glad he's Vlad When he was a boy, they sent him to the Turks But you know they didn't like him because…

…all the Turks were jerks When Vlad returned home his wrath for his ancient foe had spurned But the ancient art…

…[Paroles de "Comme Vlad Tepes"] [Refrain] Sévère mais juste comme Vlad Tepes J'exerce des purges, découpe des têtes Sévère mais…

…juste comme Vlad Tepes J'exerce des purges, découpe des têtes [Couplet 1] Je ne crois pas qu'en France, ton rap ait attendu Qu'on…

…t'bute, on accepte plus aucune excuse On t'coupe ta bite si t'es en rut, comme un sale chien d'Belzébuth Sévère mais juste comme Vlad…

…by a bat and grew Paler and paler. She died later that Spring in the arms of... - Vlad The Impaler outcast from the Arch. Only fools dare…

…to whisper his Name after dark: "Vlad is the Devil", that's what they Say; but he's so very generous on Fangs-givings day! Vlad…

The Impaler sings a lullaby For naughty, naughty children; The time has come to... die! Vlad has a hole where his heart Ought…

…[Intro] Eh Vlad ! Eh Vlad ! Vlad ! Hey! [Refrain] V-L-A-D Nouvelle année Sponsorisée V-A-L-D [Couplet 1] Atterris, atterris…

…l'écartement Du quatre-vingt-ze-tre', le département NQNT depuis qu'j'suis garnement J'les prends par devant et inversement [Refrain] V-L-A-D Nouvelle année Sponsorisée V-A-L-D [Outro] Eh Vlad !…

…[Intro] *howl* EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! COUNT DRACULA! VERSUS! VLAD THE IMPALER! BEGIN! [Vlad the Impaler] Imagine forests…

…of corpses, dripping on a buffet You call that a nightmare? I call that a Tuesday Vlad Dracula, spawn of the devil Dipping my bread…

But the thought of biting you makes me get nauseous You don't look like the type that's keen on neck washes! [Vlad the Impaler] Did you shapeshift…

…Vlad get your hands off of me Vlad vlad you've got yo be free Put put your hands in the air I feel you everywhere Vlad let your…

…girl something need Vlad get a little bit of weed I've your awesome supervisor I need a solo synthesizer Vlad you can sell your…

…guitar Vlad you can drink in the bar Vlad you must do it again You are unstoppable train You're unstoppable train Unstoppable…

…the Czech Republic named Vlad. Vlad and I see each other every few years and we get along famously, Probably because I love astrophysics…

…in the metal chairs there by the river that goes behind the motel, Looking up at a huge West Virginia sky, full of stars. "Vlad," I said…

…they contacted us?" Vlad looked at me over his glasses. "That is two questions," he said, "First question…

…[Chorus: Major Myjah] I watched a nigga go on VLAD TV, he told on himself (Shh) Bought bricks, bought pounds and we learned…

…?" and I'm like "On my way? You ever had so many you can't weigh 'em?" Don't even say none [Chorus: Major Myjah] I watched a nigga go on VLAD…

…: Major Myjah, 2 Chainz] I watched a nigga go on VLAD TV, he told on himself (Shh) Bought bricks, bought pounds and we learned…

…[ANYA, spoken] How do you become the person you've forgotten you ever were? [VLAD, spoken] Take a deep breath.  Close your eyes…

…and imagine another time! Another world.  (sung) You were born in a palace by the sea [DIMITRY] A palace by the sea [ANYA] Could it be? [VLAD…

…? [VLAD] Romeo! You threw tantrums and terrorized the cook! Ha! How the palace shook! [DIMITRY, spoken] Charming child [VLAD…

…to cry The fortress of darkness sentenced to die Rest till the end of the world In Vlad Dracula's soul blood is deserved Satan cast him under…

…a spell Dark centuries will fight the light Sacrifice the human sight Heaven will burn in hell Vlad Dracula under Satan's spell…

…will burn in hell Vlad Dracula under Satan's spell The earth is going to die Under Vlad's kingdom of hate For god's help it is too late…

…[Letra de "Podrás hacerlo"] [ANYA, hablado] ¿Cómo te conviertes en la persona que has olvidado que fuiste? [VLAD, hablado…

…junto al mar... [ANYA, hablado] ¿De verdad? [VLAD] ¡Cómo no! Cabalgabas con tres años de edad [ANYA] ¿Yo, montar? ¡Qué va! [DIMITRY…

…] Su corcel [VLAD] Tan veloz Tus berrinches, alarma general entre el personal [DIMITRY] Un amor [VLAD] ¡La que más! Pero…

…[VLAD, spoken] Ever since that first day I saw you at court I knew I was beneath you [LILY, spoken] You were right, darling. You…

…were [VLAD] I noticed you across a room The most exquisite rose The tiniest tiara and That haughty little nose I flirted…

…with you shamelessly [LILY] Or so the scandal goes... The Countess [VLAD] And the common man We tiptoed off…