"So a guy walks in a bar"

…can tell it to the T Believe me I could sell it all day It goes A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink Sees a girl that catches his…

…little while Then one night her taillights fade out into the dark And a guy walks into a bar I'd laugh too if my heart would let…

…nothing new A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink Sees a girl that catches his eye Asks her if she wants another…

…anywhere without causing a scene Everywhere we go, she got her own paparazzi All the fellas gettin' jealous up in this bar It's…

…kinda like I got my own little superstar Anywhere that she walks in People stop and stare, but I don't care 'Cause I know that se's a beauty, such a…

Laid a kiss on my lips, then sat in my lip 'Cause she's mine, yeah, she's fine This ain't the first time, and he ain't the first guy…

…[Back in America, a celebration of Captain America's achievement. Senator Brandt is presenting a medal to Steve Rogers in…

…need a team. Col. CHESTER PHILLIPS: We're already putting together the best men. STEVE ROGERS: With all due respect, sir. So am I. [In a bar…

…on me. [Peggy walks in with a red dress] PEGGY CARTER: Captain. STEVE ROGERS: Agent Carter. JAMES BARNES: Ma'am. PEGGY CARTER: Howard has…

…minding my business And in walks Carl he's a priest Gee father second time this week ? Forgive me if I over step pretty please…

Before bed at night That'll solve your problem That'll do you right It's a lie it's a lie And he know that it's a lie That's why he's in the bar…

…-encounter But from the other side I know you ain't aware [Verse] I was in the bar minding my business And in walks a stripper named peaches…

…[Verse 1] A guy meets a girl About three whiskeys in on a packed out Friday night Wasn't looking for love, wasn't looking…

…was playing it [Chorus] And that's how it starts, a couple beers in a bar Turns into, "Can I get your number?" Next thing you know you love her…

…couple beers in a bar Turns into, "Can I get your number?" Next thing you know you love her And then You're sitting…

… 03 Tucking-in the entire earth by hand would take a really long time and I am so tired I don't think I can do it. I don't think…

I can do it. 04 When I was in second grade I cried because I was doing a division problem and there was an abnormally large…

…from when I jumped to do a pull-up in gradeschool and the kid on the bar before me turned as I jumped, running his braces along my…

…on, go swallow anthrax See a big clear body, Notorious hologram rap Your tough guy punchlines? All a damn act Crack Deal so good…

…to masters I grew up in a hole in the wall, so ironically every night I've been getting plastered But I'm on deck to shine homie, like…

…slash producer Who still walks around the venue telling people, "Let's build." [Round 2: 100 Bulletz] A fake rapper with "Real" in…

…doctor, why you be so ugly from the neck UP? (Crowd cheers and Big Trouble walks away) Mordecai and Rigby: OHHHHHHH!!!! Pops…

But we're so selfish when we are blue. Doesn't a hug deserve a hug too? Thank you. Alpha Dog: Yo, whatcha say? Nah, nah, nah, nah, hold…

…on man. Blitz Comet: You trying to step to us? Pops: I'm just so excited to hear some fellow poets. I thought I come join you in…

…looks like he got fucking locked in a gym I mean your chemistry is like you're fucking probably twins So i just hope…

…weak Plus they dropped it off at my three story appartement in the bottom for me So I need a big, strong man built like an oxe or a…

…hugging his daugther Thats right, he's a decent guy not just a performer He's got that dad swag, well not that bad I'm up in…

…the dirty mags you keep in the woods So tell me how I'm supposed to sleep when I've been stalked by a lesbian I can't sleep a…

…it light, it might seem funny to you Yesterday my science project, was covered in glue So I asked that guy seshel, I said was it something I said He…

…ever be straight So I was at a bar the other night and I looked across the room and there's this girl and she walks up…

Yeah—and you know they have a program here in America, they call it You Bet Your Life, which stars Groucho Marx Well, Russia has a…

…", and hung the phone up And just as he was putting on his pajamas, getting in bed and relaxed from a hard day at the bar…

…there, daddy?" The bartender said, "I done told you before, I open at 9 AM. Why? Why you so anxious to get in my bar?" The drunk said, "Who want to get in? I want…

…[The Howling Commandos are in snowy mountains. There's a zipline ready] JAMES BARNES: Remember when I made you ride…

…the throttle. Wherever he's going, they must need him bad. [Falsworth, using his goggles, sees a train coming in fast] JAMES MONTGOMERY…

…! [the soldiers all start saluting and shouting 'Hail HYDRA'] [In a bar desolate bar, Steve is sitting in his military uniform…

…it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal…

…for them to search you. Searching you is a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have. JULES: That did it, man – I'm fuckin' goin', that's…

…glass of beer, like in a bar. In Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's. Also, you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in…

But again if you're gonna drink just be careful you guys You know some of you can handle and some can't I got kicked out of a bar…

…was at right The bartender was like "Hey buddy, relax Are you ok? you having a good time?" I was so drunk i did this "I'm having a…

…but two things One, i was in Memphis Tennessee no support And two, the guy is drunk i just don't deal with drunk people man…

And were ready to go now i'm goin down the street at bout 150 got a NOS tank in the back and my car is tripy Chorus: (singing) Let me hear…

…and get to the finish liiiiiine oh yeeeeaaaaah Verse 3: (rap) (girl)And we race away from the bar (guy) girl you know i got a system in my car (girl…

…need me to satisfy your craz (guy)now dont ya take off and leave me in a daze (girl) Say what dont you know that all i do…