
…a bowl of instant hell
Party night late fix
Met this bitch named Honey Trix
She had five kids at twenty-six
But the bitch'll get…
…our date on and it was Napalm, um
Gave me a hummer o-oh what's up son?
I was at the bar when I met Rain
She took me in the…
…fast
Paid young honey well equipped with cash
But still super freaky, she would lick your ass
Monica, an erotic hoe
Met her at the bar at the…

Down at the switchboard of the old Tell N' Tale
They got some fascinating stories to tell
Connie and Val nice old gals
Minding the back of the…
…summer we had that punk rocker
Oh boy, what a crazy summer that was
Yes she wore a dog collar and some pink and blue fuzz…
They were nice enough though
I wonder where did they go
And if that girl is still singing
Hey Val, that line is ringing
Down at the switchboard of the old…
…restaurant
Ain't no telling where his Wings Stop
New York cats like "That country nigga mean, Ock!"
Between blocks, catch me where the thieves is at…
Grab the flame, I slide up on him like baggage claim
Fuck if you let us (lettuce) I'm staring at them carrot, aiming at his onion…
Bunny couldn't dodge the shit that's comingout this shotgun
I'm a packed house room rocker, you a McDonalds broom mopper GET THE…

…and now my ride homes never quite the same
i once knew a girl named sassy britches
and i swear unto you it's her god given name
i…
…told her friends they're stuckup bitches
and now my napkin's soaked with bloodstains
the more you learn the less you know
i'll bet…
…that consist of
8-bar sections, gritty and brash
we got a gig opening for the clash
everyone clowned us, sassy oh sassy
what makes a punk rocker…

…miec is always in me
And B Sure! Peace to little Quincy
And the Miss give a kiss and insist the Miss pump her fist
And catch the gist of this *singing…
…*
I'm Mr. Chubb Rocker... I'm Mr. Fun
I'm Mr. Smooth Rapper... I'm Mr. Number One
Friends call me the Chubbster, any mic…
…party and pump ya fist because *singing*
I'm Mr. Chubb Rocker... I'm Mr. Care
I'm Mr. Good Rapper... I'm Mr. Brand New year
Friends call me the Chubbster, any person I touch
Seems to change in my clutch... I'm too much…

…(feat. Fat Mike of nofx)
Beware of the songs I'm singing
Beware of these words I speak
Beware of the way I'm living my life…
Beware of the things I do
Beware of my friends too
Beware of the way I'm spending my time
If you don't want your babies to grow up to be punk…
…rockers
If you don't want your babies to grow up to be a punk rocker
Just like me
Beware of the friends I keep
Beware of the…

…PUNK! I really am, watch me strum my guitar
I'M PUNK hear me roar! I'm gonna top the charts
now watch me as I sing my song
I sit…
…here singing my #1 songs
People write CRAP about me 'cuz they're j
Elouse
'cuz I'm cool like that
'cuz I'm such a punk rocker…
…!
'CUZ I'M PUNK! I really am, watch me strum my guitar
I'M PUNK HEAR ME ROAR! I'm gonna top the charts
Now watch me as I sing my song…
By U$O (2007)
On album Hold Nu! (2007)

…mayn - hey la mig entertain
Sagen er at jeg har game - hey jeg ka' se dig claime
Thug Life og du lever det vilde krimiliv
Sig mig…
…orden, jeg rocker pimp-skjorten
Gjort siden jeg var under 18, de der wannabes, kan ikke tag mig af dem
Så jeg vælger bare at…
…de på det punk
La' mig li, la mig li vise dig hvordan du flyder ordentligt på det beat
Hvordan du får de mennesker til at…
By Uso (2007)
On album Hold Nu! (2007)

…mayn - hey la mig entertain
Sagen er at jeg har game - hey jeg ka' se dig claime
Thug Life og du lever det vilde krimiliv
Sig mig…
…orden, jeg rocker pimp-skjorten
Gjort siden jeg var under 18, de der wannabes, kan ikke tag mig af dem
Så jeg vælger bare at…
…de på det punk
La' mig li, la mig li vise dig hvordan du flyder ordentligt på det beat
Hvordan du får de mennesker til at…

I wish I was a punk rocker
With flowers in my hair
In 77 and 69
Revolution was in the air
I was born too late…
Into a world that doesn't care
So I still wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
When the head of the states tweets every hour
Corrupt…
In 77 and 69
Revolution was in the air
I was born too late
Into a world that doesn't care
Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
When…

SPIRIT OF THE AGE
You've got to be young and black to rap, right?
So I've no chance ‘cos I'm old, punk rock and white...
You've…
…got to be young and black to rap? Wrong!
Anyone can rap - or write a punk rock song
So don't look at me with scorn or derision
I…
…floor
55 - cutting it live
While boring arty poets take a nose dive
56 - high in the mix
This old punk rocker will have learned…

…all
Don't wanna hear that, where the beer at?
Cause now he gotta step in the woods to get his dear back
Rappers don't…
…how many times at the doctor
Pour your heart out your boxers
Man up, I'll put you down like a boxer
So you're slipping now you're…
…planet's formed an alignment
You're in the eye of a hurricane twirling inside it
Boom! You hit the ground at a vertical spiral…

…[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Thirty-one double-O-seven was the code I got hit wit'
I guess it's time to go and do that Looie shit
Stopped at the spot and then hit the…
…up the money or get Big Bar after you
Ric' ain't for play, the Glock is gone spit
And chop a nigga like a trick
Crestside nigga on the…
…to funky beats that rock ya
Made by Khayree, brotha of the Rocker
I sock ya with these blows of game
That's potent like…

Every time I think of her, I close my eyes.
She was a velvet doll, she was a punk rocker.
When I walked off stage I fell…
…in love with her.
I stared at her from across the bar - I want her near to me.
So close and dear to me.
Later that night she asked me home…
…so I took her home where we were all alone.
I think of her, when she's not around.
I think of her, when she's in the…

Every time I think of her, I close my eyes.
She was a velvet doll, she was a punk rocker.
When I walked off stage I fell…
…in love with her.
I stared at her from across the bar - I want her near to me.
So close and dear to me.
Later that night she asked me home…
…so I took her home where we were all
alone.
I think of her, when she's not around.
I think of her, when she's in the…