"Oh hes a bastard"

…pricks It's a quirk, we just can't fix 'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks Did Barney really say that? Oh, yeah! He is a bastard…

…are fuckin' dicks They get their kicks from being pricks It's a quirk, we just can't fix 'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks So hes…

…are fuckin' dicks That Papa Smurf sounds like a monster! Oh, hes a dirty, nasty racist and a bigot and homophobe And you know what I…

…make out with her and her husband wil... rip my nut sack off. That'll free myself from reality to a place where I can love you…

…choking me! Through the garbage away ta da! Its done-its come-who could cum so alert? Oh no hurry hes current. His father kill me. Oh…

…my god, oh my god! hes choking me! ohhh?!#$ Crazy bastard afta me! Die now! You crazy mothafucka You can capture me? ee so! hes…

…to fags and repping Stussy so hes the analogy of a cat, im a fucking pussy, so please keep fucking pushing me because eventually…

…go out and commit psychic seppuku dream peacefully of night terrors for a day or two and no one would care because hes a…

…fucking loser too CHORUS (x2) VERSE 2: Oh my god can you believe it? He's trying to be like Tyler and hes…

…uncomfortable To see a reall nigga only on for a month or two Young Bastard hit the game with a one and two Im doin this shit so one…

…like lose gravity OH its Young Bastard He knows he can't manage to go any faster Theres no stopping him, He won't stop poppin EM Hes…

…off his rocker then, He must defend his ends The means are justifiable Said that left hand on a bible [Hook 6: Young Bastard…

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? Its a natural plant that grows in the dirt. You know whats…

…it on, why am I judging this poor bastard. People love to judge homeless guys. Like, your giving him money, hes just gonna waste it, hes…

…little run to the store for a throw rug and a cd rack hes homeless. I walked behind this guy the other day, a homeless guy asked him…

…thinks shes raisin a fuckin' heathen. Daddy's laughin' his ass off 'cause hes in there 3 hours earlier doin the same damn thing He…

…to get married Men never plan to get married women do! I'm gonna get married I'm gonna have a big house and hes gonna work…

…because hes been in a realtionship for so long that he just fuckin' gives up. Alright I'll marry ya. You happy? Oh yeah hahahaha…

…muthafuckas This is Shawny Dryhump (?) From a long hard night. Oh shit, oh shit, ooh shit And here I go Here's a little story on why I…

…and shawn are feelin', we'd like to say Hey! ?? A little bitch, Well hes my little stallion we have naked battles and he rams my…

…battalion. He might be short but the bastard can wrestle. He rips my clothes off and pins me in the asshole. Ooh shit, oh me, oh my…

…this is Shawny Dryhump(?) On a long hard mile. Oh shit, oh shit, oooh shit and here I go Heres a little story on why I like…

…! Tibs a little bitch, well hes my little stallion we have naked battles and he rams my battalion. he might be short but the bastard…

…are wack (Booyah!) Im not gay but my boyfriend is. Hes a buff ass nigger with sum tasty ass jizz. I like you sweet ass, rub…

…when i was a boy of 10 i had a very best friend fred was kind w/ good intent but just a little different oh special fred mama…

…dropped him on his head now hes not so bright instead hes a little bit special just a little bit we'd play tag and he'd get hurt i'd…

…play soldier he'd eat dirt i liked math and spelling bees fred liked talking to a tree oh special fred mama dropped him…

…[Verse 1:Mush Millions] Ugh!! Front and center when I rep my set K-town reppin' to the death if a nigga ever try…

…to pull it with me Imma squeeze that tech (blehh). G's on deck blow a couple blunts of them trees to relive my stress he got next. When…

…toss him, make his momma go and spend alot of money on a coffin. Closed caskett I froze bastard the flows mastered because I…

For today is the day when they sort it out, sort it out 'Cause they disagree on a gangland boundary They disagree on a…

…no guns in this gentleman's bout And Georgie moves in on the outside left With a chain flying round his head And Harold Demure, from art literature…

…interest you in our old-fashioned Stafford shire Plate? " "Oh no, not me, I'm a man of repute" But the devil caught hold of my soul and a…

Oooooooh yeah Oooooooh yeeeah [Verse 1:] A-tisket a-tasket, man I get my ass licked By little slim baby, hes obsessed…

And Timberlake too, now that Britney passed it Elton John's cute, for an older bastard I shouldn't talk about your boyfriend like…

…oh shit, that's a scary place to live Its way worse than Los Angeles where everyones a critic 8 mile, 9 mile, that's hella…

Deputy - Did ya hear that? Sheriff Yea, hes runnin Ben Combs hails from the Bluegrass Hills down in Wolfman Hollow, got a…

Southbound Sheriff I see the Son of a bitch Deputy I clocked him close to 170, Jesus Christ! Hes really moving! What burns blue…

…fired Deputy I think we shot him Sherriff We shot the son of a bitchwait correction hes on the move Showdown time…

…too fast to catch a second breath Or a mother's life ambition, for her son to go to college Shattered by a nameless bullet in a…

…in the lake And your family at your wake, praying over your casket His son didnt make that trip, so I guess hes a lucky bastard [Chorus…

…called him back, whats wrong with that? We won't see him tomorrow Though we know hes in a better place we still live…

Aloha hoes its big joe on the intro My dick in your mouth its that simple Im violent j with a…

…on her face Daddy long stroke tryed to kill her tonsils Cause i love the way she choked on my johnson Suck this dick like you do a…

…stretchin your lips like elastic Now swallow that shit like a freaky fast bastard Shes sexy (sexy) Dont spit it out She cought…