By Manic Street Preachers (1992)
On album M.A.S.H. (1992)

Interviewer: Oh there we are. Thursday morning just walked in to the NME, immediately big buzz going 'round, Andrew Collins…
…do you feel about all this?
Steve: I don't really think I've quite got over the shock of it really.
Interviewer: Do you in any way…
…to do it, he chose to make his point in that way. I don't kinda feel guilty about the fact that he's done it. (Deep sighs) Dunno. It's…

…[Intro]
Woo
[Verse 1: Elyssa Smith]
You come (Woo)
At the right time
When I least expect it
Never behind (Woo)
So why (Oh)
Would…
…)
In valleys low (Oh yeah), You never change
[Chorus: Chandler Moore & Elyssa Smith]
(Sing it out)
And I believe that I will see
(What?)
The goodness of the…
…: Chandler Moore]
(To the bridge, say)
God of my present, God of my future
(Sing it out)
You write my story
(You're the author and the…

…not much to tell. I think everybody knows the story by now. I was born on Christmas
I: Yes
JC: And, uh, actually, that always bothered me…
Jewish Hospital, but the hospital was located in a stable. That's how the story got started
I: And is it true that there was no room at the…
…into milk, but I really don't remember the water and wine thing
I: All right, speaking of water, let me ask you about another miracle- walking on the…

…are gonna break the story, but I already know for a fact it's true cos I know a guy who works in his team. He's in hospital in Sweden now…
…there are constant subliminal messages trying to promote wedges. They're not even subtle about it any more. When I was in Serbia even the…
…ting, get the ting.
HA fuck all u that said I was lying about bieb my mate who works for the daily mail sent me…

…to complain about the cold!" And... you're right. People in the rest of country are trying to shovel three feet of snow off…
…thought my brother passed out during his starfish moment - but he's all good.
And also when I was animating the story, I realised the…
…way I presented the guy that helped me kinda sounds like: "Oh my gosh, Jaiden, stranger danger! You could've been took!" so I…

…could we?
Huh, that would be really stupid.
The Cat was up the tree in a twinkling; which is about, oh, 2.3 seconds.
Bruce the…
…got 'em! Oh no! Oh, it was terrible!
Oh, oh I can't believe it! Oh!
The humanity! The humanity! Oh my God! Ahh-hoh, oh, huh…
…
And then with one big gulp, Seymore `wolfed' him down. (Burp)
Um, let me recap the story briefly in case you just walked into the…
By B.G. Knocc Out & Dresta

…[Verse 1: Eazy-E]
Now I'mma Break it down and tell a story
About a n*gga in the wrong territory
Sharon and Shide is who he had…
…' city
By the time that he realized that he f*cked up
The stupid muthaf*cka got a foot in his ass
Now this is how the story goes…
…ready to get up and do my thing."
"Doin' it you know."
[Eazy-E]
Now lets get the story about the b*tches
And tell how…

…[Verse 1: Eazy-E]
Now I'mma Break it down and tell a story
About a n*gga in the wrong territory
Sharon and Shide is who he had…
…' city
By the time that he realized that he f*cked up
The stupid muthaf*cka got a foot in his ass
Now this is how the story goes…
…ready to get up and do my thing."
"Doin' it you know."
[Eazy-E]
Now lets get the story about the b*tches
And tell how…

…[Eazy-E]
Now I'mma Break it down and tell a story
about a nigga in the wrong territory
Sharon and Shide is who he had to meet
he…
…' in my fuckin' city
by the time that he realized that he fucked up
the stupid muthafucka got a foot in his ass
now this is how the story…
…[]
"Who's ready to get up and do my thang!"
"Doin' it you know!"
[Eazy-E]
now lets get the story about the bitches
and tell how…

…cars. We're tripping and the car goes, "The door is ajar!"
We pulled over and thought about that for twelve hours, man.
"How can…
…a door be a jar?"
"Why would they put a jar on a car?"
"Oh man, the freeway's melting."
"Put it in the…
…once, too. Whooo! There's a dream come true.
I'll match that with any drunk story you've ever HEARD.
Man, the…

…revenge
I'm at the top of Prudential
Never bullshitting ain't gotta pretend
Born to attack my potential
If I say this right
Me…
…cut us on some shit we isn't playing by?
I thought oh wait this girl familiar
It's the one who hit me up ‘fore Winter break…
I'm boutta go in
These demons I gotta address
Where I leave off?
Oh yea, that's right
They at the front of the room
Look…

…money that they make with their own bodies. There's a story in here so cold, it makes me shudder to think about it. Iceberg Slim is trying to control the…
…” She said, “Fine, motherfucker, what do you want me to do?” He said, “Okay, there's a guy in that hotel across the street. He's…
…of this stuff in his drink. And then he's gonna fall asleep. When he does, his briefcase on his bed, bring the briefcase to me. That's the…
By Original London Cast of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
…as they always are, all four of them in the same old bed. As they wait for their cabbage soup to boil, Charlie notices there's just time for a story, the…
…one about Prince Pondicherry
[GRANDPA JOE, spoken]
Oh, you like the scary ones, don't you, Charlie?
(sung)
Willy Wonka went…
…to date on Willy Wonka
Now you know what he's about
Though it's a crying shame that no one's going in
At least the chocolates still…
By Marc Shaiman & Scott Wittman

…as they always are, all four of them in the same old bed. As they wait for their cabbage soup to boil, Charlie notices there's just time for a story, the…
…one about Prince Pondicherry
[GRANDPA JOE, spoken]
Oh, you like the scary ones, don't you, Charlie?
(sung)
Willy Wonka went…
…to date on Willy Wonka
Now you know what he's about
Though it's a crying shame that no one's going in
At least the chocolates still…

…?
This is not another trilogy
It's just another story
Just another story baby
Nobody make a move, this kid's got you covered
He…
…back
While him knows he's still alive
Stick up kid, thinking you're a glory boy
Oh, fronting that stupid toy
But you don't get…
That's what this is all about
This is not another trilogy
It's just another story, baby
Hit him with it now, come on now hit him…