By Tom Chapin (2009)
On album Moonboat (2009)

Shirley and Sue were swinging on a swing
Two best friends whispering:
Sue: Don't play with Bruno. Bruno is a dweeb
Shirley: A dweeb…
…what's a dweeb?
Sue: Oh you know... like Bruno
Shirley: Shhh here he comes
Bruno: Hi girls, I'm digging a hole
Want…
…at that hole, he's down 3 feet!
Shirley and Sue: Don't play with Bruno
Bruno is a dweeb
Mike and Mike: A dweeb, what's a dweeb?
Shirley…
By ValRo$e (2018)
On album FoulPlay (2018)

…you funny bitch kiki
That was steep, steep
You a dweeb, dweeb, creep ya!
You dweeb, dweeb creep ya ya!…

…*tch you just a hoe-ass b*tch
On my di*k, cos' I'm rich, and your n*gga ain't own sh*t
He a f*cking dweeb, he a dork, he's a wimp
Run…
…cos' I'm rich, and your n*gga ain't own sh*t
He a f*cking dweeb, he a dork, he's a wimp
Run up-run up on a pus*y choppa cook him…
…*t
He a f*cking dweeb, he a dork, he's a wimp
Run up-run up on a pus*y choppa cook him like some shrimp
b*tch you…

…bitch you just a hoe-ass bitch
On my dick, cos' I'm rich, and your nigga ain't own shit
He a fucking dweeb, he a dork, he's a wimp
Run…
…cos' I'm rich, and your nigga ain't own shit
He a fucking dweeb, he a dork, he's a wimp
Run up-run up on a pussy choppa cook him…
…shit
He a fucking dweeb, he a dork, he's a wimp
Run up-run up on a pussy choppa cook him like some shrimp
Bitch you…

…2010 called) It's Anthony
And then there's another dweeb
(OK Smosh) Ooh, you're just best friends
Why, do you already have…
Smosh Magazine
[Chorus]
(OK Smosh, 2010 called) It's Anthony
And Ian the other dweeb
(OK Smosh) Ooh, you're just best friends
Why…
Cut them off (2010 called) 2010 called, yeah
[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
(OK Smosh, 2010 called) It's Anthony
And Ian the other dweeb…
…now your asleep
Beep, beep, it's a bleep
You're a dweeb, you need an MRP
[Verse]
Damn, you're a scam
Damn, please don't spam…
…a creep
I'mma buy a Jeep, since she said I'm lookin' cheap
R.I.P Lil Peep, now your asleep
Beep, beep, it's a bleep
You're a dweeb, you need an MRP
[Outro]
Juice as a V.I.P
Aye, aye, aye…
By Secret Band (2019)
On album LP2 (2019)

…of people liking society
You're sick of people thinking that you're a dweeb
Mommy likes your irony
[Verse 3]
Fly through…
…of people liking society
You're sick of people thinking that you're a dweeb
Mommy likes your irony
[Bridge]
You can't even drive…

…jus ran in his spot shoot your Mr. and Mrs
Thats yo bitch she so fye but lil boy you gon miss her
And I just got the neck you a dweeb…
And I just got the neck you a dweeb you just kissed her
Back in the school used to trap out detention
Now the bitch on my dick…

…it feels like
Homecoming, homecoming
Homecoming, we want to go home
Homecoming, homecoming
Homecoming, we want to go home
Homecoming…
…homecoming
Homecoming, we want to go home
Homecoming, homecoming
Homecoming, we want to go home
Mama gonna fetch…
…get on the keys
Your brother gonna lay it on the bass
Yeah, well, I'll go stand the leads, it's gonna be
Homecoming, homecoming…

…the tree of good and evil
Still resides
Still resides
Homecoming
Homecoming, homecoming
She said "show me what you got, babe
I'm not like other girls…
Little town into the sky
They'll say that it's a miracle
And you'll know damn well they're right
Damn well they're right
Homecoming…
…(Don't go away now)
Homecoming, homecoming, (Don't go away now)
Homecoming, (Don't go away now)
Homecoming, homecoming, (Don't…

Reputation matches my attire, I'm authentic
This is my homecoming, this is my homecoming
This is my homecoming…
…this is my homecoming
This is my homecoming, this is my homecoming
This is my homecoming, tell 'em its my homecoming
[VERSE 2]
I have outgrew so…
…got one they goddamn selves
I bring it back for the city and they put on for me
We celebrating the beginning, this my homecoming…

…is all in it, losing is off limits
Reputation matches my attire, I'm authentic
This is my homecoming, this is my homecoming
This is my homecoming…
…this is my homecoming
This is my homecoming, this is my homecoming
This is my homecoming, tell 'em it's my homecoming
[Verse 2]
I have outgrew…
…the beginning, this my homecoming
[Chorus]
They asked me what I've started, I tell 'em several things
They asked me what I wanted, I tell 'em everything…

…to re-design it
[Hook:Slug] (El-P)
Homecoming, (Homecoming)
Homecoming, (Homecoming)
(Sometimes it was good
Sometimes…
…it was just a moment of vis-a-vis the definitions
And other stimulus that cause your growing)
Homecoming, (Homecoming)
Homecoming…
…(Homecoming)
[Slug]
Sometimes I was good and other times contradicted
But no matter where I stood, I still managed to stand
The last time I…

…to re-design it
Chorus
Homecoming, (Homecoming)
Homecoming, (Homecoming)
(Sometimes it was good,
sometimes…
…it was just a moment of vis-a-avis the definitions
and other stimulus that cause your growing)
Homecoming, (Homecoming)
Homecoming, (Homecoming)
Sometimes I…
…to aim at the ones that got all the toys
Chorus
Homecoming, (Homecoming)
Homecoming, (Homecoming)
(Sometimes it was good, and other times…

…the movie 'Carrie.'"
It was Homecoming Night at my high school
Everyone was there, it was bodaciously cool
I was so excited, why, I…
…almost wet my jeans
'Cause my best friend Debbie was Homecoming Queen
She looked so pretty in pink chiffon
Riding…
…was totally coked
out or something.
The band was playing 'Evergreen'
When all of a sudden, somebody screamed:
"Oh my God, look out! The Homecoming…