"Joanne you have seen me through hard times"

…this chick named Rosalina Had to know her scent that hoe was Subpoena She took off her clothes as soon as I seen her She had me so stiff she…

…to get choked See me if you want them nedens poked And I like havin' my penis smoked Five months ago, I met this dame I have…

…got the cleanest I fucked Jolene eight times a day Like Burger King you can have it your way If you're up in her guts you might…

…did you say?" "I said, I'll die." Robin was defiant. "I'll die if they don't have that dress ready…

…by tomorrow. The cleaners." "That's what I thought you said. You'd die?" You could never catch Joanne on any remark of that sort. Her tone was so mild, her…

…of their lives, it seemed to Willard, he'd been watching Robin's eyes fill up with tears of wrath, and hearing Joanne say, "What's the matter with you now…

…! Yah! Aah! Hah! Yaaah! [JOANNE] It's the little things you do together Do together Do together That make perfect relationships…

…? [SARAH, spoken] Ha! Hyah! Ha! Huh! Gaaaahh! Uncle! [HARRY, spoken] Uncle your ass! [JOANNE] It's the little things you share…

…together Children you destroy together That keep marriage intact It's not so hard to be married When two maneuver as one It's not so hard…

Now what? [SARAH, spoken] Well, darling, just come at me [HARRY, spoken] Okay [JOANNE] It's the little things you do together…

…] Okay [JOANNE] It's the little things you share together Swear together Wear together That make perfect relationships…

…to be married [JOANNE] I've done it three or four times [JENNY] It's people that you hate together [AMY and PAUL] Bait together [PETER…

This past year was a bummer Looking back, it kinda makes me wonder How it came and went and damn near took everyone under Its…

…to Hillary Clinton You ask me, man, I thought she had it made You ask me now, sh*t, I think we all got played Another sign of the times…

…him a chance." Naw I ain't got to give him sh*t It's going to be hard to cope Because you can't have progress, dog, if you don't…

…an engineer ... [MARK] Great! Well, nice to have met you [JOANNE] Wait! She's three hours late The samples won't delay But the cable -- [MARK…

…is mangling [JOANNE] It's different with me [MARK] And you toss and you turn 'Cause her cold eyes can burn Yet you yearn and you…

…'Pookie' [JOANNE] Never [MARK] Have you ever doubted a kiss or two? [JOANNE] This is spooky Did you swoon when she walked through…

…but can I help since I'm here? [JOANNE, spoken] I've hired an engineer [MARK, spoken] Great... So nice to have met you [JOANNE…

…] Has she ever pouted her lips and called you “Pookie?” [JOANNE] Never [MARK] Have you ever doubted a kiss or two? [JOANNE…

…] This is spooky Did you swoon when she walked through the door? [MARK] Every time, so be cautious [JOANNE] Did she moon over other…

No please no Not tonight please no Mister can't you go Not tonight can't have a scene ROGER What? RESTAURANT MAN Go, please go; You…

…(JOANNE enters) MAUREEN Is the equipment in a pyramid? JOANNE It is, Maureen MAUREEN The mixer doesn't have a case Don't give me…

…and Toto went over the rainbow To blow off Auntie Em ALL La vie Boheme (JOANNE returns) MAUREEN And wipe the speakers off before you pack…

…an engineer ... MARK Great! Well, nice to have met you JOANNE Wait! She's three hours late The samples won't delay But the cable -- MARK…

It's different with me MARK And you toss and you turn 'Cause her cold eyes can burn Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound JOANNE…

…Have you ever doubted a kiss or two? J OANNE This is spooky Did you swoon when she walked through the door? MARK Every time -- so…

…lips and called you “Pookie?” [JOANNE] Never [MARK] Have you ever doubted a kiss or two? [JOANNE] This is spooky Did you swoon…

…hard to do this backwards [JOANNE] You should try it in heels [JOANNE] She cheated [MARK] She cheated [JOANNE] Maureen…

…of romance makes you fall [MARK] So you think might as well [JOANNE] Dance a tango to hell [BOTH] At least I'll have tangoed…

…lips and called you “Pookie?” [JOANNE] Never [MARK] Have you ever doubted a kiss or two? [JOANNE] This is spooky Did you swoon…

…hard to do this backwards [JOANNE] You should try it in heels [JOANNE] She cheated [MARK] She cheated [JOANNE] Maureen…

…of romance makes you fall [MARK] So you think might as well [JOANNE] Dance a tango to hell [BOTH] At least I'll have tangoed…

…is just crazy about me. PAUL: He's a very tender guy. ROBERT: You bring the drinks And I'll bring the posy-- ROBERT, JOANNE, LARRY…

…the doors And see all the crazy married people. FRIENDS: What would we do without you? How would we ever get through? Who would I…

…complain to for hours? Who'd bring me the flowers When I have the flu? Who'd finish yesterday's stew? Who'd take the kids to the zoo? Who…

…is just crazy about me. PAUL: He's a very tender guy. ROBERT: You bring the drinks And I'll bring the posy-- ROBERT, JOANNE, LARRY…

…the doors And see all the crazy married people. FRIENDS: What would we do without you? How would we ever get through? Who would I…

…complain to for hours? Who'd bring me the flowers When I have the flu? Who'd finish yesterday's stew? Who'd take the kids to the zoo? Who…

But Can I Help Since I'm Here JOANNE I Hired An Engineer ... MARK Great! Well, Nice To Have Met You JOANNE Wait! She's Three Hours…

Wrong MARK Your Heart She Is Mangling JOANNE It's Different With Me MARK And You Toss And You Turn 'Cause Her Cold Eyes Can Burn…

Her Lips And Called You 'Pookie' JOANNE Never MARK Have You Ever Doubted A Kiss Or Two? JOANNE This Is Spooky Did You Swoon When…

…about us and don't cry Because you a man now, and you gonna be built when you get back So smile through the pain, because we'll all…

…don't have time for dem mistakes Ay yuh I just wanna see a smile on ya face Ay bruh You gotta go back home cuz you're…

…you need a make up Wake up, stay woke, lay-up, don't choke Break up, oh no, it's k bruh we got the bro code Call me Joanne cuz it's…