Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two turtle-necks
B: And a beer.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three…
French toast
D: Two turtle-necks
B: And a beer.
D: There should be more there, eh?
B: Where? Oh, go!
D: Fourth day of Christmas, my…
…true love gave to me,
Four pounds of back-bacon
B: Three French toast
D: Two turtle-necks
B: And a beer.
D: ...in a tree. See, you…
Coke
Or some tall boys, a pack of smokes and a can of spray paint
Down by the giant drainpipe
Light…
…firecrackers while we crack cans of beer
And if those boys aren't skating there
Maybe we can paint pentagrams and pot leaves along…
…the walls
I'll see you by the water
We can hang out all night long
Or some tall boys, a pack of smokes and a can of spray paint
Light…
…in diamonds
Probably not (Probably not)
Take it to the store and get a Coke
Or some tall boys, a pack of smokes and a can of spray paint
[Chorus…
…: Jennifer Herrema]
Down by the giant drainpipe
Light firecrackers while we crack cans of beer
And if those boys aren't skating…
…hang out all night long
[Outro]
Or some tall boys, a pack of smokes and a can of spray paint
Light firecrackers while we crack…
…way beyond limits
I grab my parachute with like forks and spoons in it
And I'm falling, I'm falling, my…
…it seems like I will never be sober
[Get up, pack it in...high...I love gettin' high...Im'a get high
'till I die...can I have a light my…
…', it was amazin'
My lungs are black and shriveled up like a raisin
But who am I to deny the kid a try
At nature's little way of sayin' hi…
…way beyond limits
I grab my parachute with like
forks and spoons in it
and I'm falling
I'm falling
my heart rapid rushes
death…
…was fine
won't you pack the pipe
and keep it movin` down the line
the pipe, the pipe
let's pack the pipe
(x4)
I got a big ol' blunt
I'm…
…the windoew yo while we tryin' to hide it
to make a boy grow to be ignorant and misguided
about the bud
now I have to play the part of…
By Home Brew Crew (2018)
On album HBC (2018)
…the use? Fuck it, what have we got to lose?"
I'm like "you're right, what was I thinking about?
Let's get a box of brews"
He said…
…the bike to get some smokes and ended up lying on his back
In the middle of the road, and a van ran him over
Still, he's just a…
…us a pack of smokes!"
It was all love, wasn't it be fair
Nobody giving us the mean stare at cheap gear that we wear
Just making…
…but come easter we could pack up
I'd like to be there in the morning when you wake up
Maybe pipe dream, but come easter we could…
…pack up
I like to show up at your door step
Wearing the winter tie my neighbour tied,
And meet your family, compliment cookin…
…'
Drink the beer your uncles are brewin'
Flat-out refused to take that job
Just because i'm poor don't mean I can't be a…
…the venture
Roll a Joint up and get fucked
Ready for a kitchen party
Welcome to the Maritimes
I'm from the East Coast of Canada, home…
…fo the bag pipe
Known for the fiddle players, beer and out keg price
Known for Alexander Keiths and the ____
Home of…
…the Mooseheads but I don't really go there
We pay a buck for a litre of gas and
Smokes cost $10 a pack and
We always mix our tobacco…
Dad, they at the summer pad
Be there in a minute, I got to get Brad
We cruise for chicks who look like they had a lot of work done
And love Brooks and…
…everyday, guess I'm all American
Big apple pie, one hell of a guy, I keep my hair dyed
But just on the tips, the thin keep me…
…like to say it's all abouta me
So next time catch me in line at the DMV
[Verse 4: Chikaramanga]
I'm a ninja, might rear end ya…
Dad, they at the summer pad
Be there in a minute, I got to get Brad
We cruise for chicks who look like they had a lot of work done
And…
…rollerblade everyday, guess I'm all American
Big apple pie, one hell of a guy, I keep my hair dyed…
…last off, I'd like to say it's all abouta me
So next time catch me in line at the DMV
[Verse 4: Chikaramanga]
I'm a ninja, might…
…looking like I'm gonna steal their stuff
Brother I tell you I got enough
Just a bag of clothes a tent and a case of beer…
This one old boy looks like a roadie from Skynrd
Sucking down his chicken dinner
He's got a rebel flag right there on his grill
And…
…there's another one I swear looks just like Hank
Stopped in here to gas his tank
Buy a pack of smokes and pop a couple pills
Chorus
Who…
Where I grew up it was tough hard workin town
Dig in the dirt kind of work 'til the sun went down
Then we go drink a beer…
…at the bar
Maybe go and take a ride around the farm
Laid back like a Cadillac Sunday drive
Laid back like a sun in the Georgia sky
Laid…
We let the boys steal a kiss once in a while
Yea we'd stop by the five and dime
Pick up a pack of smokes and some strawberry wine…
…
Nothing ventured nothing gained
Pleasuring her means a whole lot of pain ....
I'm in love with the landlord's daughter,
Oh yeah, me…
…coma in his basement.
He smokes a big fat cigar,
and his stands at the bar sipping on his jar.
She collects empty glasses, I'm mesmerised…
…hands off his orchid,
So for now I'll settle for a pint and a pack of ready salted.
I'm in the love with the landlord's daughter…
…[Verse 1]
So it's me and fuckin' buddy, right?
Doing 'er up on a Friday night
Like no big deal, just a couple of pops
Half pack of…
…by six o'clock
Got a two-six stashed in the back of the truck
And I pretty much don't give a half a fuck
Like friggin' whoa
And I'm…
…start
Out of smokes, (shit) beer store's closed (fuck)
Fuck bud, that's how she goes
Friggin' life's a bitch
Most guys get pissed…
…cars and big careers and they never stay at home
These modern girls are killin' me that's why I'm so alone
Got big ol' arms and a pack of smokes and a…
…shoulder made to size
For a pretty little girl with a face like yours and big ol' baby eyes
Why you gotta get with politics and…
…up the horses and even take the time
To say hello to your weirdo friends who ain't no friends of mine
So if you ever want me I'll be standin' in the weeds
I'm american made and duty-free and that's all a woman needs…