
…your heiny
This is the age of "go for broke"
Sometimes you can fix something by just kissing some ass
If you don't mind…
…no magic touch
No screwdriver
Ball-peen hammer
And Mr. Fix-it's gone to lunch
Not personal?
Yeah it's personal
What did I ever do…
…a strike
Go to binding arbitration
Sometimes you can fix something by just having one
If you're the only one who has one
Sometimes you…

…that the kid's back
I don't pay no mind to anyone
Who's not on my level
That's word to the record labels
I never hit back
- Oh no! sh*t! -
And if…
…take, they don't wanna give
- Oh no! sh*t -
Nobody coming in rhyming
Look you in the eyes and tell you the splits?
I am not…
…the one, huh
I'm the one, huh
They say I rap fast
Just to rap fast
But why would I rap fast
Not to rap fast?
So you're dumb, huh
I'm still…

…tell you that I like you but you already know
And I wanna do it fast but lets take this one slow
You're the first one to come home…
…gonna tell you that I like you but you already know
And I wanna do it fast but lets take this one slow
You're the first one…
I'm gonna tell you that I like you but you already know
And I wanna do it fast but lets take this one slow
You're the first…
By URLtv
On album Double Impact
…think you're universal
(But you ain't signed to Def Jam), Interscope, or (Universal)
If I don't get my [?], Tsu, (then we pursue…
…), spray the can
(Go against the pops), you're getting the business next, Shane McMahon
(And I plan…
…want to roll), but niggas be fearing the ride
(You're getting knocked out then wake up getting buried alive)
I'm more official with the four, (but I…

…fast
I may not be the first to love you, but I wanna be the last
When you know, then you know, and I can't let a good thing go
I…
…]
Maybe I'm saying it too early, maybe I'm moving fast
I may not be the first to love you, but I wanna be the last
When you know…
…it too early, maybe I'm moving fast
I may not be the first to love you, but I wanna be the last
When you know, then you know, and I…
…the only way that you're beating The Kid
[Round 2: Rone]
So uh, I was supposed to battle Uno Lavos last week
But he backed out…
…it
Like you're not some other shithead idiot that's roaming around this planet
I hate you optimistic assholes
A lot of you really suck
It's…
…that we'd ever hurry up and buy
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, right now, I could calm down right before I get wild
And if you wanna…

…]
You know you're my (Priority)
What's on your mind? (Priority)
What come first, what come last
Time been moving and it's way too fast…
Like what come first and what come last
Like what's right now and what's gon' last
I'll get back to you one day if you ain't my…
…? (Priority)
What come first, what come last
Time been moving and it's way too fast
You know you're my (Priority)
[Verse 2: Andy Mineo…

…saw that in Portland"
I didn't have the heart to say that's just the top of my foreskin, He called it a "horse dick"
You ask if he's a virgin or not…
…]
For this entire battle, you're gonna have to come hard
So for the rest of this battle:
I dare you not to sweat like a retard
And lose your breath…
…warrant me asking if I should blame four minute abs
For the loss of his title chain
I know he ain't morbidly fat, it's not the topic that I…

…bitches take a picture it'll last you more
Hound dog, groupie,
Met a thuggalette named July
If I paint my face she would blow my…
Even from the back I don't mind ya
Late that night the doorbell rang
The Ferris Twins wanna do that thang
Dina just left, don't know if I…
…was Snooky first time I seen her
Didn't know if I wanted to fuck her or beat her
I'm an asshole, ask Francine
I took her out…

…work fast'
He like, ‘What's it going to take to get you out to Cali bro?'
I'm like, ‘Floor seats to the Lakers game, I wanna…
…be there when Kobe throw his first pass'
Make sure they goin' against the Clippers too
Cause I wanna see Chris Paul vers' Nash
Now who you…
…on that shit, cooking hotdogs, you're no sweat
I'm sayin' though, even if I go free Dirtbag Dan is still OG and Oh Me
I gotta tell…

…take Zilla, but if he's on tour I'll take Conspiracy instead."
And right now I am really not impressed
Cause after all…
…popped his first pimple
2010 is not your year
Faggot I'll make you drop the tears
Cause you're just a cocky queer who tries…
…? That's all? Are you fucking kidding me?
Boom bah
Motherfucker you're not hard
If I get robbed today I am putting someone…

…drive fast (Drive fast)
'Cause if you ain't first then you're last
Drive fast drive fast (drive fast) and if you're moving slow get…
…'Cause my shit is way too fast
Drive fast drive fast drive fast (Drive fast)
'Cause if you ain't first then you're last
Drive fast…
…fast)
'Cause if you ain't first then you're last
Drive fast drive fast (drive fast) and if you're moving slow get the fuck up off…

…harder here lately
So I can't promise that my bars will be crazy
But I had five seizures last year
So it's okay if I start…
…and dreams
Now battle rap is like prom all over again...cause nobody wanna go with Deems
Still, people are mad that I had this offer
Well…
…a walker
This dude will hit a grandpa in the face then attack his walker
You're not as nerdy as me, you're not half as awkward
I wear weirdness on my sleeves like a badge of honor
Still…
By Don't Flop
On album Ressurection

…man, fuck that, I ain't quoting niggas
If stretching is the shit that you like, go do some yoga, nigga
If battle rap would rather…
…[?] niggas
Have Jones' insides blew out, that's Osmosis, nigga
It's been a couple months, but I feel like I ain't go in years
I want to…
Rose, I shouldn't be playing with these lower tiers
Hoffa!
[Round 3: Chilla Jones]
This just in
If y'all ain't know, this Justin
The first was for Math, the last…

…a dog
Because I think I was one in my past life
Just signed my first deal but it won't be the last time
Put fire in the booth then I…
…happened to him?
Like so many others trapped in that pen
If you're listening just know I got your back ‘til the end
Stay…
…it again
You're the ones who represent until there ain't nothing left
Once again, if they want to they can censor…