
…be what you want, you see
Candle maker, census taker
If you please
It's so easy
It's so easy
You can be what you want to be
It's so easy…
Fire fighter, freight-car rider
If you please
It's so easy
It's so easy
You can be what you want to be
You can be, can't you see…
…please
Racecar driver, deep-sea diver
Yeah, you can be
Candle maker, census taker
If you please
If you…

…If you please tell me why can't get along with you?
If you please explain me why can't get no love from you?
I got a 100 miles…
…please tell me why can't get along with you?
If you please explain me why can't get no love from you?
I got a 100 miles ride…
…that I can't deny and a fucked up car
On the other side. Now it's hard to get along and that's my
Little song for you
If you please…

Did I see moonlight and magnolia trees?
Smile again, my darling, if you please
Did I hear music on a warm spring breeze?
Speak…
…again, my darling, if you please
Did I feel cool September rain just then?
If you please, touch my cheek…
…with your hand again
When you are near me I can dream with ease
And I'm yours, my darling, if you please
Did I feel cool…

Tell me baby, you got me on my knees
Tell me honey, you got me on my knees
Give me baby, a little lovin', if you please
Drive me…
…you got me on my knees
Tell me honey, you got me on my knees
Give me baby, a little lovin' if you please
Ohh if you please, ohh if you please
Ohh if you please. Ooh!…

Did I see moonlight and magnolia trees?
Smile again, my darling, if you please.
Did I hear music on a warm spring breeze?
Speak…
…again, my darling, if you please.
Did I feel cool September rain just then?
If you please, touch my cheek with your hand again…
…
When you are near me I can dream with ease,
And I'm yours, my darling, if you please…

Did I see moonlight and magnolia trees?
Smile again, my darling, if you please.
Did I hear music on a warm spring breeze?
Speak…
…again, my darling, if you please.
Did I feel cool September rain just then?
If you please, touch my cheek with your hand again…
…
When you are near me I can dream with ease,
And I'm yours, my darling, if you please…

Black velvet if you please
Up in Memphis the music's like a heat wave
White Lightnin' bound to drive you wild
Mama's baby's…
A new religion that'll bring you to your knees
Black velvet if you please
Ev'ry word of ev'ry song that he sang…
…style
A new religion that'll bring you to your knees
Black velvet if you please
Black velvet and that little boy smile
Black…

By David Allan Coe
JACK DANIELS IF YOU PLEASE KNOCK ME TO MY KNEES
YOUR THE ONLY FRIEND THERE'S HAS EVER BEEN
THAT DIDN'T DO ME…
WRONG
JACK DANIELS IF YOU PLEASE KNOCK ME TO MY KNEES
YOU CAN KILL THIS PAIN THAT'S DRIVING ME INSANE
SINCE MY BABIES GONE…

…that it might
Would our luck run out so fast?
[Chorus]
And Dolores, if you please
Anything that satisfies the urge or suits your needs…
…]
And Dolores, even so
No one wants to hear it if they don't already know
And maybe ask for the stuff no one sees
Oh you can, you can just put your mind at ease
Yeah Dolores, if you please…
By Ween (1991)
On album The Pod (1991)

…please don't hide
So momma, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun
Momma, if you please…
…pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun
When the guava's drained, Eddie Dingle remains
But we must…
…further ourselves on
So dynamic is life, staring into the sight's
Not right, but wrong in a good way
So momma, if you please, pass me…

Speak Chinese if you please me
Speak Chinese if you please
Speak Chinese if you please, be there
Speak Chinese if you please
I've…
Chinese if you please me
Speak Chinese if you please
Speak Chinese if you please, be there
Speak Chinese if you please
I've got…
…please
Speak Chinese if you please
Speak Chinese if you please, be there
Speak Chinese if you please…

It didn't take long
For me to see
That time's gonna drag
Dear Louise, you can love me if you please
Dear Louise, you can love me if you…
…please
Dear Louise, if you please
Dear Louise, if you please
It's funny the way things change
My life I…
…will rearrange
Now all hope is gone
Dear Louise, you can love me if you please
Dear Louise, you can love me if you please
Dear Louise, if you…

I'm gonna go to a higher power
I'm gonna go straight to the Lord
He comforts me in my waking hours
Watch over me if You please, if You…
…please
When I awake on Sunday morning
I see the sun shine through the trees
It causes me to be humble
Watch over me if You…
…please, if You please
Take me to that higher power
And let the light shine over me
All my years, all my sorrow
Set me free if You…

…step back if you please
And don't test me, you're history
I cannot stand a WACK M.C
So step back if you please
And don't test me…
…must I kill (kill)]
[Verse 2]
I cannot stand a WACK M.C
So step back if you please
And don't test me, you're history
I cannot stand…
…a WACK M.C
So step back if you please
And don't test me, you're history
You're jealous, overzealous, Del…

…bring you to your knees
Black velvet if you please
[Verse 2]
Up in Memphis the music's like a heat wave
White Lightnin' bound…
…velvet and that slow southern style
A new religion that'll bring you to your knees
Black velvet if you please
[Bridge]
Every word…
…to your knees
Black velvet if you please
If you please
If you please
If you please…