Interview With Jesus
By George Carlin (1981)
On album A Place for My Stuff! (1981)
…I: Ladies and gentlemen, we are privileged to have with us a man known all over the world as the prince of peace- Jesus Christ…
…! Buddha's laughin'. I'm on the cross! I: I have a few more questions; do you mind? JC: Hey, be my guest. How often do I get here? I…
…no sweat I: Do you have any last thoughts or words of advice? JC: What- You mean how to remove perspiration stains from a…