Where Are The Snows?
By Harvey Schmidt (1996)
On album I Do! I Do! (1996)

…are the snows of yesteryear? When did that double chin appear? Our boy will be sixteen this year How did the time slip by? [AGNES] Where…
…are the snows of yesterday? We used to be quite bright and gay! [MICHAEL] Whoopee! [AGNES] Now every night at home we stay How did the time slip by? [BOTH] Oh, what…
…are the snows of yesteryear? When did my belt get out to here? [AGNES] Our daughter bought her first brassiere [MICHAEL] How did the time slip by? [BOTH] Where are the snows? Nobody…