…then took a breather and called Shareese
Both of them hoes tag-teamed my meat
I turned 'em out so good they had to pay me
The very same night, I met with Sky
Not quite a midget but about…
…it so hard tryna make them a mother
They both freaked me down including each other
And then fight about which one is my lover
I once knew…
…titties looked like piles of puddin' goo
I still hit it though, wouldn't you?
Ooh, ooh, I'm nuttin' again
Thinkin' about my home girl…
…about the new story for this timeline, Ink?
If only I had the other half, I could "upgrade" every universe entirely.
...Wouldn't…
…know there are alternate timelines where all my friends and I are suffering.
And now you've ruined the only place where all…
AGAIN!? WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WANT TO BOTHER ME!?
[X!Chara]
Hey Sans. Aren't you worried about all those alternate universes…
…to the story
It starts at a tavern one morning, where those three thugs
Were still havin' a stab at a party, three sheets drunk
I mean, decent people…
…while he sat in his chair, fuckin' weird!
I guess death is the only unbeatable enemy
So we all better be ready to meet him…
…in crusty scabs! It's disgusting!
I think you'd better tell us how you're even still alive”
And the old man replied “Hey, I'm ready…
…reference
I thought about it and said no, jokes like those I'll knock it off
Because words like those can hurt and you can't…
…for some thought/thot
You can keep those they're covered in my dogs pug snot
And sorry about the cum spots
------------------ Round 2 - 2…
…this all at once better grab a bussing tray
You can't handle my...nahh I was about to say something gay
Lyrics so cold like an I-cee bath…
…[Hook: Strado]
Yeah I'm doing okay, maybe not so great
It's been one of them days, I promise
You think I'm going astray…
…but I'm tryna get paid
I just called to say hey mama
Black Rovers and 4's, be back one day
Not stopping go but I love you
You think I'm…
…maybe not so great
It's been one of them days, I promise
You think I'm going astray but I'm tryna get paid
I just called to say hey…
…taking my first year of Spanish
At the start I didn't know how I was gonna manage
How I wouldn't go crazy with all those little…
…freshman
I guess it only took a few days for me to accept them
I learned a lot of lessons and they gave me some crap…
…woke
So a parked around the corner I was lost once again
How to deliver this song to the boy who was my friend
And so I called my…
Just too anxious for a lot of things, I get nervous all the time, not even about like major life things. Just about like everyday…
…and went, "Ahwahahwah." And I was about to ask about Xanax but he was like, "Alright your prostate's fine, but we still need…
…to do a blood test." So I pulled up my pants and shuffled away... feeling different. And he yells out into the hall, he goes, "Hey! We're doing…
…guess she never watched the show … My English was super clear … I called her "ma'am" like I was Webster … Those that know you know…
…was waiting in customs, I read an apology e-mail from a friend who said, "I am wrong about many things, but I want…
…to apologize for taking that particular story you told me too lightly." The one about the woman in the elevator. And it kinda touched me. My friend related…
…at me (Well, I guess she never watched the show … My English was super clear … I called her "ma'am" like I was Webster … Those…
…was waiting in customs, I read an apology e-mail from a friend who said, "I am wrong about many things, but I want…
…to apologize for taking that particular story you told me too lightly." The one about the woman in the elevator. And it kinda touched me. My friend…
Here I go, and if it doesn't go well, please just don't blog about it.
Right before I left for college, I was running my high…
…was not what these guys wanted. They wanted thinner, blonder, dumber ... My sassy one-liners were only working on the cafeteria employees, who I…
…to show that she's hilarious. But those are my words. What about who I am, and what I have to say? I can be reduced to that lost college freshman so…
…mouth go away)
Employee: Hey, what did I tell you guys about usin magic? Do You wanna be in this league, Well then no magic stuff…
…the paper away revealing a chart of what days each of the guys have the trophy) Who gets the trophy on what day. I think…
…)
Rigby: Aaaah! I'm sorry. With Skips on our team, we were guaranteed to win! But after he quit, I was too embarrassed to tell you about the bet. But hey…
…me wonder. If this was only play.
And I wonder will you still love me?
Do you still love me, like you did before.
Said come…
…on baby you think I'm so blind
I see what you're doing behind my back all the time
I get suspicious when you call me someone else's name…
…that you remember me next year
Hey Jamie, you've been a great friend to me
I hope that I'll still see you around here
'Cause I'm looking…
…)
And floatin' high as a cloud
The phones are ringin' (Ring)
My mom and dad are so proud
I'm on Bandstand (Bandstand)
And I'll jump, and hey, I…
…on, sing this with me
Walk without my arm about you, baby
Nice
Oh, baby, please come back or you'll break my heart for me
'Cause I don't want…
…fall in love
If I could only find the words then I would write it all down
If I could only find a voice I would speak
But it's there in my…
…a way to elicit my rage
All your little short bus fans posting your bullshit diss on my page
So you like to skateboard?
I like to sit and think…
…slaves
I think it's funny that your fans think I'm not raw
When everyone of y'all kissed my ass, DJ Hop saw
But he's a two face…
…discovered your only loyal to those that benefit you
I was there when you were broke and nourished you
Helping you flourish, pursue…
…: Hey Patrick, where you going?
Patrick: To live my friend! We are going to live! [cuts to "A-1 Wreckers…
…in a pile of boats, then three flame throwers burn it, then a giant fist comes down and punches it]
SpongeBob: I don't know about…
…that you might be angry at my friend for his shenanigans, but you are not the only victim. His reckless thrill chasing has made him…