"Had a few drinks at the bar last night things went a little to fart"

…breather and called Shareese Both of them hoes tag-teamed my meat I turned 'em out so good they had to pay me The very same night, I met with Sky Not quite a…

…if I can hang But I'm damn sure about to try, bang bang I met this chick named Maria Lay She was a girl scout leader during the day At night…

…but it really didn't matter to them To get topped off, I had to climb a ladder Things went south though when she got fatter Her knees went…

…? Me and you got a couple things to straighten out I show love to every one of my bitches, so bitch what the hate about? Pat's…

…right In our little beef after looking at the tape you'd think he put me in my place But a minute and thirty seconds…

…whole new meaning to rocking a throwback Man, y'all should've heard this old fart last time he was here He told me he knew some…

…harder here lately So I can't promise that my bars will be crazy But I had five seizures last year So it's okay if I start a little…

Doritos and mildew At first I thought you may have had a disability...and I still do Sit back and watch me work Carter , I'm 'bout to…

…bro I stay fresh to death 'til I'm six feet below I fought the Double Dragons, went 3-0 That's on a need to know Yeah, you can…

…judge Phat or Wack? Free your mind I represent the East side, no peace F**k the police We tell you to increase the deceased at least A…

…hopefully this time gentlemen You'll come with somethin A little more likable for me and the audience (They f**kin suck…

…and never stop Because you f**ked my homie... (Buzz) Well that was a good song, (Fart) Not Well audience you built the casket Time to…

…as he wake up, choking like it was whooping cough They group been soft First hour at the open bar and they're trooping off He went to…

…be speaking in rhymes as an old fart Study how to eat to die by the pizza guy No, he's not too fly to skeet in a skeezer eye And squeeze her…

…they need their back, uh, plumbing fixed "How is only one left? The pack comes in six! Whatever happened to two and three?" A herb tried to…

…flesh wound... Silence! I kill you! What the hell happened to my feet? Son of a bitch? What the hell? Oh wait a minute... What tha…

…you had training? Achmed: Of course, we had the suicide bomber training camp Jeff: Ah, is that a nice facility? Achmed: It used to…

…parts... Jeff: What was the last thing that went through you're mind? Achmed: My ass. Ahahahhaha. Walter told me to…

…wanna leave my little lady Patrón down, back down, they got a plan 'fore that boy wake (yah) Told God if I get a iced out watch I…

…you can meet me at the studio (call your friends and let's get drunk) Yeah, I've been drinkin' all night Take a shot, all we got…

…rocks, no chaser (oh no) Be sure to drink it all, won't waste ya (oh no) I know you stay sober I'm sure a few drinks won't faze you [Chorus…

…morning in the main gym for us freshmen You playin? It's a co-ed game, so it's a good chance to see some hungover chicks run up and down the…

…them out to the other kids, you say 'hi, my name's Tyler, here's to a sweet first year at college!' Uh... okay... You won't…

… But I'm sure you found time to smoke a few dicks and lick a few asses, right? Nooo... How's the dining hall? Full of tasty beaver…

On award tour, on excursions, I'm a virgin of swap meets I'm so pure, so sick it's no cure I'm dope, where the fiends at? Aight, where the jeans at? The hat, the crew, the…

…it was whooping cough They group been soft First hour at the open bar and they're trooping off He went to go laugh and get some head by the side road…

…in code words Crooked eye mold nerd geek, with a cold heart Probably still be speaking in rhymes as an old fart Study how to eat to die, by the…

On award tour, on excursions, I'm a virgin of swap meets I'm so pure, so sick it's no cure I'm dope, where the fiends at? Aight, where the jeans at? The hat, the crew, the…

…it was whooping cough They group been soft First hour at the open bar and they're trooping off He went to go laugh and get some head by the side road…

…in code words Crooked eye mold nerd geek, with a cold heart Probably still be speaking in rhymes as an old fart Study how to eat to die, by the…

On award tour, on excursions, I'm a virgin of swap meets I'm so pure, so sick it's no cure I'm dope, where the fiends at? Aight, where the jeans at? The hat, the crew, the…

…it was whooping cough They group been soft First hour at the open bar and they're trooping off He went to go laugh and get some head by the…

…pride in code words Crooked eye mold nerd geek, with a cold heart Probably still be speaking in rhymes as an old fart Study how to eat to die, by the…

Turn me up a little more [Verse 1 - Classified] Yeah, yeah, I'm a scream at the top of my lungs (ha) Spit sh*t 'til it's off with the…

…it comes, here it comes) Turn me up a little louder (what?) Crank the amp to full power (yeah) We do it every night and all day (all day…

…fresh) (Turn me up a little more) [Verse 3 - Classified] Yeah, yeah, I don't do what I'm suppose to From the old school, look at…

Turn me up a little more [Verse 1 - Classified] Yeah, yeah, I'm a scream at the top of my lungs (ha) Spit sh*t 'til it's off with the…

…it comes, here it comes) Turn me up a little louder (what?) Crank the amp to full power (yeah) We do it every night and all day (all day…

…fresh) (Turn me up a little more) [Verse 3 - Classified] Yeah, yeah, I don't do what I'm suppose to From the old school, look at…

…in your ass i saw this old man walkin cross the street. went up to him and swept him off his feet. now this elderly man…

…looked like crap, so i took a step back and kicked him in the knee cap. sorry ass old man, walkin to venture didn't give a fuck so i…

…snickers bar stickin out your ass ate a lot of chili so you got bad gas but the shit is plugged up so you can't even fart. heard they had a remedy at…

…hood, led to his neck of the woods Got in touch with his roots, found a redneck in his blood And said, "Heck…

…country western rap records are good!" So he picks a guitar up and he strums a few notes He can't rap, or sing, but he wants to…

…start of an era, rock rap's harder this year No one's tryin to hear some fuckin old fart in a chair Sittin on stage, strummin acoustic guitar…